HuskyCaucasian Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 (edited) I thought this might be a little fun: If you were king / dictator of you local, state, or national government, what law(s) would you implement? (try to think a little outside the box here. no "i'd ban all guns" kinds stuff) Edited May 6, 2009 by Athomeboy_2000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsideirish71 Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 (edited) QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ May 6, 2009 -> 07:29 AM) I thought this might be a little fun: If you were king / dictator of you local, state, or national government, what law(s) would you implement? The fun part. Everyone has to bow before Zod. Pink is outlawed. Wrigley field gets demolished for a tribute to the 2005 WS team. What I would really like to do.. Disband unions. The only thing they provide is an excuse to move jobs overseas. Implement tax breaks on corporations. Try to lower prescription costs and get the same price that they charge for the stuff overseas. Edited May 6, 2009 by southsideirish71 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 I would ban all negative talk for those who dare oppose me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted May 6, 2009 Author Share Posted May 6, 2009 On a local level, I'd require all new commercial buildings to have a certain percentage of their power usage to be supplied by solar or wind power. This would be the basic formula: Look at all the commercial buildings in the town and calculate the average kWatt per square foot. Then require all new commercial buildings to provide somewhere between 25-50% of that kW/sf via solar or wind. Building owners/renters would get a SIGNIFICANT tax break if they provide over 80%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 all I can think of is History of the World Pt 1 so I would say that I would implement "GANGBANGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted May 6, 2009 Author Share Posted May 6, 2009 QUOTE (southsideirish71 @ May 6, 2009 -> 07:31 AM) Pink is outlawed. The singer or the color? Both would be great in my opinion. QUOTE (southsideirish71 @ May 6, 2009 -> 07:31 AM) Wrigley field gets demolished for a tribute to the 2005 WS team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted May 6, 2009 Author Share Posted May 6, 2009 QUOTE (kyyle23 @ May 6, 2009 -> 07:35 AM) all I can think of is History of the World Pt 1 so I would say that I would implement "GANGBANGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!" It's good to be the king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsideirish71 Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 QUOTE (kyyle23 @ May 6, 2009 -> 07:35 AM) all I can think of is History of the World Pt 1 so I would say that I would implement "GANGBANGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!" As King I would initiate the right of Prima Noctum. ( Braveheart ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 (edited) Pissboy!!!!!! wait for the shake.... Edited May 6, 2009 by kyyle23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 I would ban the Cubs from MLB. I would banish Mike North and David Kaplan to Green Bay. I would ban twizzlers. I would banish Tyra Banks. I would ban skinny jeans on fat men and women...oh and of course on regular size men also ban. I would ban all "loud talkers". I would ban Mylie Cyrus. I would deport my boss to Iraq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re-institute jousting tournaments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted May 6, 2009 Author Share Posted May 6, 2009 QUOTE (ChiSox_Sonix @ May 6, 2009 -> 07:52 AM) Re-institute jousting tournaments hell yea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 QUOTE (shipps @ May 6, 2009 -> 07:42 AM) I would ban twizzlers. Damn you to hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSideSox72 Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Punishments to fit crimes. For example... you are arrested and convicted of spraying graffiti. Your punishment is, while wearing nothing but underwear, goggles and a gas mask, you will be spray-painted head to toe. Its OK, it would wear off in a few weeks. Meantime, enjoy the embarassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted May 6, 2009 Author Share Posted May 6, 2009 Ok, so I meant this to be a semi-serious thread, but I kinda like the direction it's going. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangeSox Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Ban the Cubs. Demolish Wrigley. Resign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 (edited) If I...were king...of the foooorrrrrrest: Goodbye BCS, hello playoff. Have 10 hitters in a game, including a DH AND a pitcher so everyone can just shut up about it already. Ban Muffin-Tops on humans. For realz: Free healthcare for everyone under the age of 16. Tuition waivers for inner-city kids who WANT to go to college (with the caveat that they have to keep their grades up at a certain level). Ability of opt out of Social Security taxes. You no pay, you no get. Have 14 queens. Not the kind you find at Broadway and Roscoe, either. Edited May 6, 2009 by CanOfCorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 I would have Grinder Day... All people will honor grindiness in their daily routines of life by doing things how a grinder would do it... Run into walls when need be. Dive to the cash register at the grocery store. Rowand and Erstad will lead the Grindy Day parade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoSox05 Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 New drinking age - 18 cell phones banned from cars. Penalty is you have to wear a clown suit for 48 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_genius Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 (edited) QUOTE (GoSox05 @ May 6, 2009 -> 09:01 AM) Penalty is you have to wear a clown suit for 48 hours. penalty increased to week Edited May 6, 2009 by mr_genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santo=dorf Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Let the states run themselves. Get rid of big national departments like the board of education. It makes no sense to compare a kid from Boston who plans on continuing his education versus a southern kid who plans to work on his family's farm for the rest of his/her life. Legalize morphine, pot and cocaine. Automatic felonies and mandatory 5 prison term for possesion of manufactured drugs (moonshine, crack, meth.) 21 age limit to buy legally. Raise tobacco age to 21. Restrict rifles and shotgun possession to two per household. Ban semi-automatic guns. Free vesecatmies and tube tieing to choosing individuals making less than $30,000k per year. Revoked license for 5 years for DUI conviction of .16 or higher. Two convictions = loss of license for life. Mandatory different colored plates for DUI offenders (hate to give cops a target.) Mandatory 10 year sentence for any officer convicted of corruption and a felony. Every state celebrates the same Holidays: Christmas, Thanksgiving Thursday and Friday, Labor day, Memorial Day, 4th of July, New Year's and New Year's Eve. Sex Ed in middle school should teach abstinence and safe sex. No bans on abortions. No bans on gay marriage. Rebuild the train systems. No display of any religious nature in any place funded by tax dollars For killers sentenced for multiple homicides, specifically in separate events, with DNA evidence or a guilty plea, punishment should be a bullet to the head no more than 1 week after the trial. No mandatory re-trials for death row inmates. All executions shall be a firing official Legalize prostitution and tax brothels (only legal form) Legalize online gambling No more $1 coins My face on a $2500 bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory Pratt Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 make it legal to bowl over people who walk down the street with their noses in their cellphones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 When I am king you will be first against the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodAsGould Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 On a serious note: -Id change the law to when 2 illegal immigrants have a child in this country, that child is still an illegal immigrant, and the reverse when 2 US citizens give birth over-sea's, that child should also be a US citizen. -Make a college playoffs for football -Legalize and tax weed/marijuana -Cut insane college tuition prices -many other things that I'm too sick/tired to think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeNukeEm Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 When I am king you will be first against the wall. hehe I would ban marketing of any sort. None is allowed. You can't advertise for anything anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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