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QUOTE (almagest @ Jul 16, 2009 -> 12:16 AM)
The quizzes, dear god, the quizzes. Why do so many people want me to know which character on "Real Housewives of New Jersey" they are? I wish I could send live, hate-filled bees to these people via the internet.

Facebook quizzes are like Forrest Gump. Occasionally insightful, but still mostly retarded.

 

I'm guilty of doing the occasional quizzes though.

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For a little while there my status updates were chronicaling the zombie uprising. I would post about my being out walking the dog and hearing strange noises coming from the graveyard I walked past. I think I ended with me boarding myself into the attic. I actually had people replying to me in a serious manner.

 

I am convinced those quizzes are all b.s.. They just pull random answers that have nothing to do with how you answer the thing.

 

I also don't get any of the games though. Mafia Wars? What the hell is that? Street Racing and stuff like that? I have about 150 requests or crap sent to me regarding all of that stuff, and since I don't get it, it is just sitting there waiting for me to accept or deny it all.

 

 

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QUOTE (lostfan @ Jul 23, 2009 -> 12:26 PM)
Mafia wars is fun as s*** actually.

 

I never thought I would get into it but I actually have. I just hate the fact that you have to have XX number of people in your mafia to do certain things.

 

I'm not the type to go out and friend 500 people I don't even know just to play that game. As of now, I'm stuck with just 19 mafia members.

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QUOTE (Iwritecode @ Jul 23, 2009 -> 12:40 PM)
I never thought I would get into it but I actually have. I just hate the fact that you have to have XX number of people in your mafia to do certain things.

 

I'm not the type to go out and friend 500 people I don't even know just to play that game. As of now, I'm stuck with just 19 mafia members.

 

You're probably one of the people I attack constantly to level up quicker. You just need to friend them until they're in your mafia, then you de-friend them.

 

QUOTE (knightni @ Jul 23, 2009 -> 02:12 PM)
Texsox and Steff are the best Mafia Wars peeps.

 

I give you gifts all the time, ass. See if that keeps up.

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QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jul 24, 2009 -> 03:00 AM)
That's more like it. Somewhere along the line, I passed you in levels. I'm not sure how that happened.

I started putting my level up points into attack and defense. I may be only level 236, but I can kick a level 300's ass.

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I'm a Steve Dahl fan, but his status comment after the Cubs completed their sweep earlier today was pretty lame: The Cubs are in 1st and the Sox are dropping faster than Michael Jackson's pants at a Cub Scout meeting.

 

Needless to say he fired up a lot of Cubbie sheep and got quite a few responses from them. Of course ol' Stevo jumped the gun a bit since the Sox were able to salvage the finale at Comerica and are still only two games out of first.

 

Haven't we learned anything about making knee-jerk reaction comments???

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Question for those that play Mafia Wars... What is considered "abuse" on that game?

 

There is another player at about the same level as me that had a mega casino that I robbed. Then she hitlisted me. So I went back and robbed another one of her properties. She hitlisted me AND tried to attack/rob me. Since I have more mafia members, the attacks weren't very successful. I hitlisted her 3 times in 10 minutes (why she kept healing herself is beyond me) and it kept going back and forth. This is all with a 4-5 hour time period.

 

She finally sent me a message that I should quit attacking her and she reported me for "abuse". I say it's just part of the game and when she kept retailiating, that meant that she was willing to play along.

 

My general rule is that if somebody with a higher level or more members than me robs/attacks me, I'll try to retailate once or twice and just take my lumps and be done with it.

 

FWIW, I told her that we can call a truce.

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QUOTE (Iwritecode @ Aug 3, 2009 -> 04:24 PM)
Question for those that play Mafia Wars... What is considered "abuse" on that game?

 

There is another player at about the same level as me that had a mega casino that I robbed. Then she hitlisted me. So I went back and robbed another one of her properties. She hitlisted me AND tried to attack/rob me. Since I have more mafia members, the attacks weren't very successful. I hitlisted her 3 times in 10 minutes (why she kept healing herself is beyond me) and it kept going back and forth. This is all with a 4-5 hour time period.

 

She finally sent me a message that I should quit attacking her and she reported me for "abuse". I say it's just part of the game and when she kept retailiating, that meant that she was willing to play along.

 

My general rule is that if somebody with a higher level or more members than me robs/attacks me, I'll try to retailate once or twice and just take my lumps and be done with it.

 

FWIW, I told her that we can call a truce.

lol that's not abuse. I mean, she was fighting back and you were responding. I mean I could see if you were a higher level than her and robbed her 10 times out of the blue while she is sitting defenseless, but not so much. She is just being a p****.

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QUOTE (lostfan @ Aug 3, 2009 -> 03:30 PM)
lol that's not abuse. I mean, she was fighting back and you were responding. I mean I could see if you were a higher level than her and robbed her 10 times out of the blue while she is sitting defenseless, but not so much. She is just being a p****.

 

Uh, even that is part of the game. I fight people all the time in Mafia Wars, and I specifically target the weakest people out of the choices they give you.

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QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Aug 3, 2009 -> 05:59 PM)
Uh, even that is part of the game. I fight people all the time in Mafia Wars, and I specifically target the weakest people out of the choices they give you.

If you're level 200 and you're picking on a level 40 for no reason and keep at it that's pretty unnecessary.

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QUOTE (lostfan @ Aug 3, 2009 -> 05:09 PM)
If you're level 200 and you're picking on a level 40 for no reason and keep at it that's pretty unnecessary.

 

I suppose, but that's also part of the game.

 

The only time I attack somebody that low is when the game freezes when I go to fight, so I have to get around that by going to the hitlist. I then pick out an easy target on the hitlist, attack them once, and it gets me to the fight screen.

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QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Aug 4, 2009 -> 02:04 AM)
By the way, lost, what do you do after you have mastered all of the jobs? I finally did it a few days ago, and I kind of just float around leveling up for almost no reason.

Go to the last Cuba level and loot TNT, Guerrilla Squads, and Armored State cars. Best weapons/armor/vehicles in the game. Either that or work on collections.

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