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The "status message preaching" on Sundays is annoying as hell. Especially when the way they come across is like "Why aren't the rest of y'all religious like me? You really should be!" and sometimes more condescending than that. I'm fine with that if you're like that throughout the week and you post various "praise the Lord for X" status updates because that's how you normally are but don't be such a jackass about it and start acting all pious on Sunday. It's Facebook FFS.

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QUOTE (lostfan @ Jul 12, 2009 -> 02:18 PM)
The "status message preaching" on Sundays is annoying as hell. Especially when the way they come across is like "Why aren't the rest of y'all religious like me? You really should be!" and sometimes more condescending than that. I'm fine with that if you're like that throughout the week and you post various "praise the Lord for X" status updates because that's how you normally are but don't be such a jackass about it and start acting all pious on Sunday. It's Facebook FFS.

:lolhitting

 

Yes sir. I'll stop now. ;)

 

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QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ Jul 6, 2009 -> 12:25 PM)
I know mine is there...and she can continue to take her slow trip to hell.

 

Go Facebook!!!

 

Earlier somehow my relationship update was changed to "married" Wow, talk about pissing her off. She actually thought she would find out about any nuptials via facebook. Like I wouldn't especially enjoy calling her with the good news and listening first hand :lolhitting

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QUOTE (lostfan @ Jul 12, 2009 -> 02:28 PM)
Eh? You're not one who does that. Or are you saying you agree but just don't want to open the can of worms I laid out there?

I agree with you. I mean, people *should* be that way all the time, but when they just pretend for three hours on Sunday, it's juuuuuust a bit silly.

 

I freely admit I need all the grace from God I can get. :lol:

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I only have about 120 friends on Facebook and most are family, old friends from high school, etc. But I see some really silly status updates. One of the worst offenders is a guy who makes remarks about how much he "hates" his wife. She's not on Facebook, but a lot of her friends are. I think she knows, dumbass.

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I can't stand the people who constantly use their Facebook status to complain about how much their life sucks or how they hate their present situation. There's a girl in particular who is still in college, and throughout the entire school year the status was always "cannot stand the stress," "can't wait to be home for break," etc. Now it's the summer, and it's "so over this place" and "can't wait to go back to school."

 

Shut the f*** up. Stop making your problems my problems. I hate complainers (and yes, I see the irony in this post).

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I get a lot of people fishing for sympathy which I find very annoying. I will never understand why people will give such detail into their life on a social networking site. Its one thing to send someone a message, but if youre posting it on your board everyone can see it.

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QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Jul 12, 2009 -> 06:16 PM)
Ha, this is going to be funny. I can post 10 stupid facebook statuses an hour from people I know. Here's one:

 

Person: "Had so much fun at the Cubs game."

 

And if you play Mafia Wars, f***ing friend me...

 

I only have 2,100 in my Mafia, have I added you?

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QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jul 13, 2009 -> 09:37 AM)
I can't stand the people who constantly use their Facebook status to complain about how much their life sucks or how they hate their present situation. There's a girl in particular who is still in college, and throughout the entire school year the status was always "cannot stand the stress," "can't wait to be home for break," etc. Now it's the summer, and it's "so over this place" and "can't wait to go back to school."

 

Shut the f*** up. Stop making your problems my problems. I hate complainers (and yes, I see the irony in this post).

This bothers me as well. However, I have come to realize that a lot of people just like to vent (whether in person or on facebook) as part of their method of thinking about/dealing with/processing their problems. They're not necessarily looking for advice or sympathy or what have you--just a listening ear. It stresses me out to hear other people's problems because somewhere in my mind I think they want me to solve them.

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I got a comment from one of my friends that was supposed to be a message.

 

"(girl's name) just posted 'nice home run the other night' which actually means 'take my clothes off and f*** the s*** out of me'"

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QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jul 14, 2009 -> 03:39 PM)
Anytime a teacher posts a countdown to summer or christmas break, or brags because they the day off on some random wednesday in the middle of summer.

 

i'll remember this after i start teaching :D

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The quizzes, dear god, the quizzes. Why do so many people want me to know which character on "Real Housewives of New Jersey" they are? I wish I could send live, hate-filled bees to these people via the internet.

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QUOTE (almagest @ Jul 16, 2009 -> 12:16 AM)
The quizzes, dear god, the quizzes. Why do so many people want me to know which character on "Real Housewives of New Jersey" they are? I wish I could send live, hate-filled bees to these people via the internet.

Winner.

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