Best rap verse of all time?

[lostfan]

I don't know how many rap fans are on here but I'm sure there's enough. At the risk of making this thread irrelevant right off the top I nominate Eminem's verse from Renegade:

 

Since I'm in a position to talk to these kids and they listen

I ain't no politician but I'll kick it with em a minute

Cuz see they call me a menace, and if the shoe fits I wear it

But if it don't then y'all will swallow the truth, grin and bear it

Now who's the king of these rude, ludicrous lucrative lyrics?

Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics?

Usin' his music to steer it, sharin' his views and its merits

But there's a huge interference, they're sayin' you shouldn't hear it

Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit

Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish

But I'm debated, disputed, hated and viewed in America

As a mothaf***in' drug addict, like you didn't experiment? Now now

That's when you start to stare at who's in the mirror

And see yourself as a kid again

And you get embarrassed

And I got nothin' to do but make you look stupid as parents

You f***in' do-gooders, too bad you couldn't do good at marriage

And do you have any clue what I had to do to get here?

I don't think you do, so stay tuned and keep your ears glued to the stereo

Cuz here we go, he's jigga jrr jigga-j-jigga

And I'm the sinister, Mr. Kiss My Ass is just a...

[ThunderBolt]

This is too easy.

b****es Can't Hang With The Streets

She Found Herself Short

Now She's Takin' Me To Court

That's Some Real Conversation For Your Ass

And for the most melodramatic moment in rap history

 

Move Up The Block As We Groove Down The Block

See My Girl's House, Dre, Pass The Glock

Kick In The Door, I Look On The Floor

It's My Little Cousin Daz And He's f***in' My Hoe

I Uncocked My s***...

I'm Heart-broke But I'm Still Locked

Man, f*** That b****!

 

[Jake]

Thugz Mansion.

[SoxAce]

This is too easy.

b****es Can't Hang With The Streets

She Found Herself Short

Now She's Takin' Me To Court

That's Some Real Conversation For Your Ass

And for the most melodramatic moment in rap history

 

Move Up The Block As We Groove Down The Block

See My Girl's House, Dre, Pass The Glock

Kick In The Door, I Look On The Floor

It's My Little Cousin Daz And He's f***in' My Hoe

I Uncocked My s***...

I'm Heart-broke But I'm Still Locked

Man, f*** That b****!

 

Not bad though I'd prefer...

 

Perhaps I was addicted to tha dark side

Some where inside my childhood witnessed my heart die

And even though we both came from the same places

The money and the fame made us all change places

How could it be through the misery

That can't get past the hard times

Made a true friend afraid to ask, for currency

But you could run to me when you need me, I'll never leave

I just needed someone to believe in, as you can see

 

 

It's a small thang through and true

What could I do? Real homies help ya get through,

And coming new, he'd do tha same thang if he could

Cuz in the hood true homies make you feel good

And happy times we be acting up call tha cops

Bringing the cease to tha peace that was on my block

It never stop, when my mama ask me will I change

I tell her yeah, but it's clear I'll always be tha same

Until The End of Time

Edited July 26, 2009 by SoxAce

[Big Hurtin]

There seems to be a lot of mother f***ers blind to the fact

That a ho is gonna be just that

And this type of ignorance is the very

Reason why so many n****s in the goddamned cemetery

Intelligence is on call

You don't treat a ho like a queen who behaves lika a dog

Are you the type who wont put a ho in front of a trigger

Then you're a ho assed n****

Goddamned hound

Pound for pound

You knew the ho when she was f***ing the whole town

She f***ed you and gave your buddies a blow

But your trick ass fell in love with the ho

Tried to change her make her be an angel

You keep putting your damn life in danger

Fronting n****s about that slutty ass trifling crow

You gotta let a ho be a ho

 

[witesoxfan]

Don't listen to enough rap, but Tupac has always been there, even though he's been dead for damn near 12 years. His final verse in 'Changes,' regardless of the lyrics (there is no crime I had to do, but I never did grow up in the streets of Baltimore or especially Oakland (I believe Oakland, though I do not recall exactly, and Wiki is not helping right now). I've always felt that verse meant a lot, even if I haven't always exactly understood what it meant).

 

(I have always felt that Tupac was still alive and he was hoping for his great reincarnation into the world, but I've slowly grown off that..)

 

The one song as it is - that somehow left me still hoping he was alive, but knew he was gone, and that he knew he was gone soon...

 

 

Jesus, I had not actually heard that version in probably 5 or more years. Just as great as it ever was. I guess you hear what you want, but I hear a great uplifting message in that song, just telling you to live life to its fullest, and that heaven itself exists on earth. Just such an uplifting song, even for me when I first had it and listened to it in South Dakota, and again listened to it in North Dakota.

 

 

 

 

/drunk

 

 

 

NSFW version

Edited July 26, 2009 by witesoxfan

[knightni]

i said a hip hop a hippie to the hippie

to the hip hip hop, you dont stop

a rockin to the bang bang boogy say upchuck the boogy,

to the rhythm of the boogity beat.

 

now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat

and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet

see i am wonder mike and i like to say hello

to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow

but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie

say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie

let's rock, you dont stop

rock the riddle that will make your body rock

well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two friends along

and next on the mike is my man hank

come on, hank, sing that song

 

check it out, i'm the c-a-s-an-the-o-v-a

and the rest is f-l-y

ya see i go by the code of the doctor of the mix

and these reasons i'll tell ya why

ya see i'm six foot one and i'm tons of fun

and i dress to a t

ya see i got more clothes than muhammad ali and i dress so viciously

i got bodyguards, i got two big cars

that definitely aint the wack

i got a lincoln continental and a sunroof cadillac

so after school, i take a dip in the pool

which really is on the wall

i got a color tv so i can see

the knicks play basketball

hear me talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards

more money than a sucker could ever spend

but i wouldnt give a sucker or a bum from the rucker

not a dime til i made it again

ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)

ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin

drive off in a def oj

everybody go, hotel motel holiday inn

say if your girl starts actin up, then you take her friend

master gee, am I mellow

its on you so what you gonna do

 

well it's on n on n on on n on

the beat dont stop until the break of dawn

i said m-a-s, t-e-r, a g with a double e

i said i go by the unforgettable name

of the man they call the master gee

well, my name is known all over the world

by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls

i'm goin down in history

as the baddest rapper there could ever be

now i'm feelin the highs and ya feelin the lows

the beat starts gettin into your toes

ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet

and movin your body while youre sittin in your seat

and the damn ya start doin the freak

i said damn, right outta your seat

then ya throw your hands high in the air

ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere

ya rockin to the beat without a care

with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair

now, im not as tall as the rest of the gang

but i rap to the beat just the same

i dot a little face and a pair of brown eyes

all im here to do ladies is hypnotize

singin on n n on n on n on

the beat dont stop until the break of dawn

singin on n n on n on on n on

like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie

pop da pop pop ya dont dare stop

come alive yall gimme what ya got

i guess by now you can take a hunch

and find that i am the baby of the bunch

'but that's okay i still keep in stride

cause all i'm here to do is just wiggle your behind

singin on n n on n on n on

the beat dont stop until the break of dawn

singin on n n on n on on n on

rock rock yall throw it on the floor

im gonna freak ya here im gonna feak ya there

im gonna move you outta this atmosphere

cause im one of a kind and ill shock your mind

ill put t-t-tickets in your behind

i said 1-2-3-4, come on girls get on the floor

a-come alive, yall a-gimme what ya got

cause im guaranteed to make you rock

i said 1-2-3-4 tell me wonder mike what are you waitin for?

 

i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie

the hip hip hop, a you dont stop

the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie

to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo

and guess what america we love you

cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul

you could rock till you're a hundred and one years old

i dont mean to brag i dont mean to boast

but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast

rock it up baby bubbah

baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie

to the beat beat, its so unique

come on everybody and dance to the beat

 

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie

to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop

a rock on, pretty bubba to the boogity bang, bang,

the boogie to the boogity beat.

 

i said i cant wait til the end of the week

when im rappin to the rhythm of a groovy beat

and attempt to raise your body heat

just blow your mind so that you cant speak

and do a thing but a rock and shuffle your feet

and let it change up to a dance called the freak

and when ya finally do come in to your rhythmic beat

rest a little while so ya dont get weak

i know a man named hank

he has more rhymes than a serious bank

so come on hank sing that song

to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong

 

well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp

the women fight for my delight

but im the grandmaster with the three mcs

that shock the house for the young ladies

and when you come inside, into the front

you do the freak, spank, and do the bump

and when the sucker mcs try to prove a point

 

we're treacherous trio, we're the serious joint

a from sun to sun and from day to day

i sit down and write a brand new rhyme

because they say that miracles never cease

i've created a devastating masterpiece

i'm gonna rock the mike til you cant resist

everybody, i say it goes like this

well i was comin home late one dark afternoon

a reporter stopped me for a interview

she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables

that i'm vicious on the mike and the turntables

this young reporter i did adore

so i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before

she said damn fly guy im in love with you

the casanova legend must have been true

i said by the way baby what's your name

said i go by the name of lois lane

and you could be my boyfiend you surely can

just let me quit my boyfriend called superman

i said he's a fairy i do suppoose

flyin through the air in pantyhose

he may be very sexy or even cute

but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit

i said you need a man who's got finesse

and his whole name across his chest

he may be able to fly all through the night

but can he rock a party til the early light

he cant satisfy you with his little worm

but i can bust you out with my super sperm

i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it

an i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang hank, im everywhere

just throw your hands up in the air

and party hardy like you just dont care

let's do it dont stop yall a tick a tock yall you dont stop

go hotel motel what you gonna do today(say what)

im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank drive off in a def oj

everybody go hotel motel holiday inn

you say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend

i say skip, dive, what can i say

i cant fit em all inside my oj

so i just take half and bust them out

i give the rest to master gee so he could shock the house

 

it was twelve o'clock one friday night

i was rockin to the beat and feelin all right

everybody was dancin on the floor

doin all the things they never did before

and then this fly fly girl with a sexy lean

she came into the bar, she came into the scene

as she traveled deeper inside the room

all the fellas checked out her white sasoons

she came up to the table, looked into my eyes

then she turned around and shook her behind

so i said to myself, its time for me to release

my vicious rhyme i call my masterpiece

and now people in the house this is just for you

a little rap to make you boogaloo

now the group ya hear is called phase two

and let me tell ya somethin we're a helluva crew

once a week we're on the street

just a-cuttin' the jams and making it free

for you to party ya got to have the movies

so we'll get right down and give you the groove

for you to dance you gotta get hype

so we'll get right down for you tonight

now the system's on and the girls are there

ya definitely have a rockin affair

but let me tell ya somethin there's still one fact

that to have a party ya got to have a rap

so when the party's over you're makin it home

and tryin to sleep before the break of dawn

and while ya sleepin ya start to dream

and thinkin how ya danced on the disco scene

my name appears in your mind

yeah, a name you know that was right on time

it was phase two just a doin a do

rockin ya down cause ya know we could

to the rhythm of the beat that makes ya freak

come alive girls get on your feet

to the rhythm of the beat to the beat the beat

to the double beat beat that it makes ya freak

to the rhythm of the beat that says ya go on

on n on into the break of dawn

now i got a man comin on right now

he's guaranteed to throw down

he goes by the name of wonder mike

come on wonder mike do what ya like

 

like a can of beer that's sweeter than honey

like a millionaire that has no money

like a rainy day that is not wet

like a gamblin fiend that does not bet

like dracula with out his fangs

like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang

like collard greens that dont taste good

like a tree that's not made out of wood

like goin up and not comin down

is just like the beat without the sound no sound

to the beat beat, ya do the freak

everybody just rock and dance to the beat

have you ever went over a friends house to eat

and the food just aint no good

i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed

and the chicken tastes like wood

so you try to play it off like you think you can

by sayin that youre full

and then your friend says momma he's just being polite

he aint finished uh uh that's bull

so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie

and you say that you already ate

and your friend says man there's plenty of food

so you pile some more on your plate

while the stinky foods steamin your mind s

tarts to dreamin

of the moment that it's time to leave

and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin

into something that looks like cheese

oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place

i dont care what these people think

im just sittin here makin myself nauseous

with this ugly food that stinks

so you bust out the door while its still closed

still sick from the food you ate

and then you run to the store for quick relief

from a bottle of kaopectate

and then you call your friend two weeks later

to see how he has been

and he says i understand about the food

baby bubbah but we're still friends

with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie

the hip hip a hop a you dont stop the rockin

to the bang bang boogie

say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat

i say hank can ya rock

can ya rock to the rhythm that just dont stop

can ya hip me to the shoobie doo

i said come on make the make the people move

 

i go to the halls and then ring the bell

because i am the man with the clientele

and if ya ask me why i rock so well

a big bang, i got clientele

and from the time i was only six years old

i never forgot what i was told

it was the best advice that i ever had

it came from my wise dear old dad

he said sit down punk i wanna talk to you

and dont say a word until i'm through

now there's a time to laugh a time to cry

a time to live and a time to die

a time to break and a time to chill

to act civilized or act real ill

but whatever ya do in your lifetime

ya never let a mc steal your rhyme

so from sixty six til this very day

ill always remember what he had to say

so when the sucker mcs try to chump my style

i let them know that i'm versatile

i got style finesse and a little black book

that's filled with rhymes and i know you wanna look

but there's a thing that separates you from me

and that's called originality

because my rhymes are on from what you heard

i didnt even bite and not a god d--m word

and i say a little more later on tonight

so the sucker mc's can bite all night

a tick a tock yall a beat beat yall

a lets rock yall ya dont stop

ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)

ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin

drive off in a def oj

everybody go hotel motel holiday inn

ya say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friends

a like that yall to the beat yall

beat beat yall ya dont stop

a master gee am I mellow?

its on you so whatcha gonna do

 

well like johnny carson on the late show

a like frankie croker in stereo

well like the barkay's singin holy ghost

the sounds to throw down they're played the most

 

its like my man captain sky

whose name he earned with his super sperm

we rock and we dont stop

get off yall im here to give you whatcha got

to the beat that it makes you freak

and come alive girl get on your feet

a like a perry mason without a case

like farrah fawcett without her face

 

like the barkays on the mike

like gettin right down for you tonight

like movin your body so ya dont know how

right to the rhythm and throw down

 

like comin alive to the master gee

the brother who rocks so viciously

i said the age of one my life begun

at the age of two i was doin the do

at the age of three it was you and me

rockin to the sounds of the master gee

at the age of four i was on the floor

givin all the freaks what they bargained for

at the age of five i didnt take no jive

with the master gee its all the way live

at the age of six i was a pickin up sticks

rappin to the beat my stick was fixed

at the age of seven i was rockin in heaven dontcha know i went off

i got right on down to the beat you see

gettin right on down makin all the girls

just take of their clothes to the beat the beat

to the double beat beat that makes you freak

at the age of eight i was really great

cause every night you see i had a date

at the age of nine i was right on time

cause every night i had a party rhyme

goin on n n on n on on n on

the beat dont stop until the break of dawn

a sayin on n n on n on on n on...

like a hot buttered de pop de pop de pop

a saying on n n on n on on n on

cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike

i am the definate feast delight

cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike

i am the definate feast delight

come to the master gee you see

the brother who rocks so viciously

....

 

[knightni]

I'm the king of rock, there is none higher

Sucker MC's should call me sire

To burn my kingdom, you must use fire

I won't stop rockin' till I retire

Now we rock the party and come correct

All cuts are on time and rhymes connect

Got the right to vote and will elect

And other rappers can't stand us, but give us respect

They called us ill, we're gettin iller,

There's no one chiller

It's not Michael Jackson and this is not "Thriller"

I'm one def rapper, I know I can hang

I'm Run from Run-DMC, like Kool from Kool and the Gang

Roll to the rock, rock to the roll

DMC stands for devestating mic control

You can't touch me with a ten foot pole

And I even made the devil sell me his soul

Now we crash through walls, cut through floors

Bust through ceilings and knock down doors

And when we're on the tape, we're fresh out the box

You can hear our sound for blocks and blocks

For every living person we're a verbal treat

It's me and DMC, Jay where's the beat?

Now we're the baddest of the bad, the coolest of the cool

I'm DMC, I rock and roll, I'm DJ Run, I rock and rule

It's not a Trick or Treat and it's not a April Fool

It's all brand new, never ever old school

You've got the music in your body and you can't comprehend

When your mind won't wiggle and your knees won't bend

Music ain't nothin but a people's jam

It's DJ Run, DMC rockin without a band

Now I walked on ice and never fell

I spend my time in a plush hotel

I stood on many stages, held many mics

Take airplane flights, at huge heights

So all you sucker MC's, you gotta say please

Cause when he jumps high, I'm pulling down weeds

Got a song so strong, it's knocking down trees

Is it hard to believe it's Run-DMC

I am from, around the way

And Run goes to school, every day

And Jay plays the records he has to play

And we get down with no delay, HEY!

I rock the party with the words I speak

And Run says the rhymes that are unique

And Jay cuts the records every day of the week

And we are the crew that can never be beat

So don't try to diss me, try to be my friend

Cause if you do, you'll get yours in the end

The rhymes we say, shall set a trend

Because a devestating rap is what we send

Every jam we play, we break two needles

There's three of us but we're not the Beatles

My name is Darryl, you can call him D

You can call me Darryl Mack, or you can call him DMC

People always ask, "DMC, what does it mean?"

D's for never dirty, MC for mostly clean

Like we said before, we rock hardcore

I'm DJ Run, I can scratch. I'm DMC, I can draw

And now we got the knack, to attract

Our rhyme's an aphrodisiac

We'll reign on your brain and rock your knot

When it comes to rock, give it all we got

To be MC's, we got what it takes

Let the poppers pop and the breakers break

We're cool cool cats, it's like that

That's the way it is, so stay the hell back

We're causin' hard times, for sucker MC's

Cause they don't make no songs like these

PERIOD!

 

[witesoxfan]

more than one verse, no video

 

lose

[FlaSoxxJim]

whoever we are wherever we're from we shoulda noticed by now our behavior is dumb

and if our chances expect to improve it's gonna take a lot more than trying to remove

the other race or the other whatever from the face of the planet altogether

 

To arms? Two arms! hooray that's great, two legs ain't bad unless there's a crate

they ship the parts to momma in

for souvenirs . . . two ears

not his not hers, but what the hey, the Good Book says it's gotta be that way

Edited July 26, 2009 by FlaSoxxJim

[EvilJester99]

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date

But a year to make love she wanted you to wait

Let me tell ya a story of my situation

I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation

The way that I met her was on tour at a concert

She had long hair and a short miniskirt

I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat

I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met

I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth

So I can ask you some questions to see if your hundred proof"

I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah

She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra

I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused

I said, "How do you like the show?"

she said, "I was very amused"

I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range

But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange

Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man?" she tried to pretend

She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"

Come on, I'm not even goin' for it

This is what I'm goin' sing

 

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend

And you say he's just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend

 

So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time

I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime

'Cause I have friends and that's a fact

Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq

Forget about that, let's go into the story

About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me

So we started talkin', getttin' familiar

Spendin' a lot of time so we can build a

A relationship or some understanding

How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'

Everything sounded so dandy and sweet

I had no idea I was in for a treat

After this was established, everything was cool

The tour was over and she went back to school

I called every day to see how she was doin'

Everytime that I called her it seemed somethin' was brewin'

I called her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again

I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"

Don't gimme that, don't even gimme that

Jus' bust this

 

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend

And you say he's just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend

 

So I came to her college on a surprise visit

To see my girl that was so exquisite

It was a school day, I knew she was there

The first semester of the school year

I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm

This guy made me fill out a visitor's form

He told me where it was and I as on my way

To see my baby doll, I was happy to say

I arrrived in front of the dormitory

Yo, could you tell me where is door three?

They showed me where it was for the moment

I didn't know I was in for such an event

So I came to her room and opened the door

Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?

A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,

I was so in shock my heart went down south

So please listen to the message that I send

Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

[shipps]

Im a b-boy

 

Standin in my b-boy stance

 

Hurry up and give me the microphone before I bust in my pants

 

The mad author of anguish

 

My language, polluted

 

Onyx is heavyweight (sonsee: and still undisputed!!)

 

He took the words right out my mouth and walked a mile in my shoes

 

Ive paid so many dues, I feel used and abused

 

And im.... so confused

 

Umm, excuse me, for example

 

Im the inspiration, for a whole generation

 

And unless you got 10 sssssticky fingers

 

Its straight immitation

 

A figment, of your imagination

 

But but but but wait it gets worse!!

 

Im not watered down so Im dyin of thirst

 

Comin thru wit a scam, a foolproof plan

 

B-boys make some noise, and just, just slam!

 

[BigSqwert]

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And Id like to take a minute just sit right there

Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

 

In west philadelfia born and raised

On the playground where I spent most of my days

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys said were up in no good

Started making trouble in my neighbourhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

 

I begged and pleaded with her the other day

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket

I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

 

First class, yo this is bad,

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass

Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,

Hmm this might be alright!

 

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the

Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

 

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight

And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later

Looked at my kingdom I was finally there

To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

[MHizzle85]

Not the best of all time, but definitely one of my favorites and just so happened to be playing while i saw this thread.

 

Rappers is talking to me as if

We in the same boat I tell them quick no I move Coke!

And you and I don't share no common bond,

So forgive me if I don't receive you with open arms

It shames me to no end,

To feed poison to those who could very well be my kin

But where there's demand, someone will supply

So I feed them their needs at the same time cry

Yes it pains me to see them need this

All of them lost souls and I'm their Jesus

Deepest regret and sympathy to the street

I see them pay for they fix when they kids couldn't eat

And with this in mind, I still didn't quit

And that's how I know, that I aint s***

My heart bleed but that's aside from the fact,

I live from my kids and theirs and them youngins after that

[DrunkBomber]

Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)

 

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy

Shake dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)

Dat laffy taffy

 

I'm lookin fa Mrs. Bubble Gum

I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick

I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh)

Cuz you so thick

Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher (Oh)

Cuz I stay so hard

You can suck me for a long time

(Oh my god!)

Gurl dis ain't no dance flo'

Dis a candy sto'

And I'm really geeked up

And I got mo' dro

I pop, I roll

It's soft I know

It's da summer time

But yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh)

Gone get loose (oh)

Gone get low (oh)

don't be shy

H** I'm Faybo? (oh)

I kno' you wanna ride

You a star and it shows

(What's happening? What's up? What's up? Let's go, let's go, let's go)

[DrunkBomber]

Aw, s***, get your towels ready, its about to go down. Everybody in the place hit the f***in deck, but stay on your motherf***inn toes. We runnin this. Lets go.

 

I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat. Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat. I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat. Take a good, hard look at the motherf***in boat.

 

I'm on a boat motherf***er take a look at me. Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea. Bustin 5 knot wind, whippin out my coat. You can't stop me motherf***er cause I'm on a boat.

 

Take a picture trick. I'm on a boat b****. We drinkin Santana Champ cause it's so crisp. I got my swim trunks, and my flippy floppies. I'm flippin burgers; you at Kinko's straight flippin copies.

 

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and s***. The dolphin's splashin, gettin everybody all wet. But this ain't Sea-world, this as real as it gets. I'm on a boat motherf***er don't you ever forget.

 

I'm on a boat and it's goin fast and I got an nauticle themed Pashmina afghan. I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo. If you on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh. Get the f*** up ,this boat is real.

 

f*** land, I'm on a boat motherf***er. f*** trees, I climb buoys, motherf***er. I'm on the deck with my boys, motherf***er. The boat engine make noise, motherf***er.

 

Hey ma, if you could see me now, arms spread wide on the starboard bow. Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow. Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible.

 

Yea. Never thought I'd be on a boat. It's a big blue watery road. Yea. Poseidon, look at me, ooh. (All hands on deck). Never thought I'd see the day, when a big boat comin my way. Believe me when i say, I f***ed a mermaid.

 

I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat. Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat. (whooa) I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat. Take a good, hard look at the motherf***in boat.

 

Shawtay. Shawtay. Yeaaah, yea, yea.

 

[shipps]

Drunkbomber you stop that right now........bad.......bad bomber.

[3E8]

Easy E - Gimme That Nut

[SoxFan1]

 

 

Armed and dangerous

ain't too many can bang with us

straight up weed no angel dust, label us notorious.

Thug ass n****s that love to bust, it's strange to us

you all n****s be scrambling, gambling

up in restaurants with mandolins and violins.

We just sittin' here trying to win, try not to sin

high off weed and lot's of gin

so much smoke need oxygen

steadily countin' them Benjamins.

n**** you should too, if you knew, what this game'll do to you

been in this s*** since '92

look at all the bulls*** I been through

so called beef with you know who

f*** a few female stars or two

then a bluelight n****s knew like

Mike-s*** not to be f*** wit.

Motherf***er better duck quick

'cause me and my dogs love to buck s***,

f*** the luck s*** strictly aim

no aspiration to quit the game.

Spit your game, talk your s***, grab your gat, call your clicks,

squeeze your clip and hit the right one

pass that weed I gotta light one

all them n****s I gotta fight one

all them hoes I gotta like one

our situation is a tight one

what you wanna do? fight or run?

Seems to me that you'll take thee,

Bone and Big n**** die slowly

I'm gonna tell you like a n**** told me,

cash rule everything around me.

s*** lyrically, n****s can't see me, f*** it,

buy the coke, cook the coke, cut it,

blow the b**** before you caught yourself Levin it -- n**** wit a Benz f***ing it.

Doesn't it seem odd to you

Big comes through wit mobs and crews

Goodfellas down to the Mo' Thug dudes

who's the killer? me or you?

(We forgive you for you know not what you do)

[Sonik22]

Tupac - Hit 'em up

 

"f*** you, die slow mother f***er"

[SoxFan1]

 

Is it, money or women to funny beginnings, tragic endings

I can make a million and STILL not get enough of spending

And since my life is based on sinning, I'm hellbound

Rather be buried than be worried, living held down

My game plan to be trained and, military

Mind of a Thug Lord, sittin in the cemetery

Caught, I've been lost since my adolescence, calling to Jesus

Balling as a youngster, Wondering if he sees us

Young black male, crack sales got me three strikes

Living in jail, this is hell, enemies die

Wonder when we all pass is anybody listening?

Got my, hands on my semi shotty, everybody's b****in

Please God can you understand me, bless my family

Guide us all, before we fall into insanity

I make it a point, to make my peep bumpin warlike

Drop some s***, to have these stupid b****es jaws tight.

[jasonxctf]

i'll give you two, that a college teammate (female) gave me a while ago.

 

"big tittie bi*ch, you think you are the sh*t, bring your as* over and ride on the stick."

 

and

 

 

"bit*ch you gonna fu*k if you ride in my truck"

[lostfan]

Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)

 

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy

Shake dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)

Dat laffy taffy

 

I'm lookin fa Mrs. Bubble Gum

I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick

I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh)

Cuz you so thick

Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher (Oh)

Cuz I stay so hard

You can suck me for a long time

(Oh my god!)

Gurl dis ain't no dance flo'

Dis a candy sto'

And I'm really geeked up

And I got mo' dro

I pop, I roll

It's soft I know

It's da summer time

But yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh)

Gone get loose (oh)

Gone get low (oh)

don't be shy

H** I'm Faybo? (oh)

I kno' you wanna ride

You a star and it shows

(What's happening? What's up? What's up? Let's go, let's go, let's go)

[lostfan]

 

 

Armed and dangerous

ain't too many can bang with us

straight up weed no angel dust, label us notorious.

Thug ass n****s that love to bust, it's strange to us

you all n****s be scrambling, gambling

up in restaurants with mandolins and violins.

We just sittin' here trying to win, try not to sin

high off weed and lot's of gin

so much smoke need oxygen

steadily countin' them Benjamins.

n**** you should too, if you knew, what this game'll do to you

been in this s*** since '92

look at all the bulls*** I been through

so called beef with you know who

f*** a few female stars or two

then a bluelight n****s knew like

Mike-s*** not to be f*** wit.

Motherf***er better duck quick

'cause me and my dogs love to buck s***,

f*** the luck s*** strictly aim

no aspiration to quit the game.

Spit your game, talk your s***, grab your gat, call your clicks,

squeeze your clip and hit the right one

pass that weed I gotta light one

all them n****s I gotta fight one

all them hoes I gotta like one

our situation is a tight one

what you wanna do? fight or run?

Seems to me that you'll take thee,

Bone and Big n**** die slowly

I'm gonna tell you like a n**** told me,

cash rule everything around me.

s*** lyrically, n****s can't see me, f*** it,

buy the coke, cook the coke, cut it,

blow the b**** before you caught yourself Levin it -- n**** wit a Benz f***ing it.

Doesn't it seem odd to you

Big comes through wit mobs and crews

Goodfellas down to the Mo' Thug dudes

who's the killer? me or you?

(We forgive you for you know not what you do)

Nice. I was listening to this in my car earlier. Is it just me or does Biggie sound like he always had cheeseburgers in his mouth?

Edited July 27, 2009 by lostfan

[lostfan]

Hey guys post what songs these verses are from, I don't know them all and I'm pretty sure everybody else doesn't either.