Wise Master Buehrle Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Fap fap fap fap fappin' it! Jack jack jack jack jackin' it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFanForever Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Rub the stub? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 I'm so desensitized, I can't do it without porn anymore. It has to be pretty hardcore too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 I normally have to choke myself to even get into choking myself anymore ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Yankee my doodle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Jerkin' the Gerkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Masturbating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Under normal conditions, probably once or twice. My wife is pregnant, though, so I've been playing with myself a hell of a lot more often than usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 QUOTE (hammerhead johnson @ Aug 4, 2009 -> 09:21 PM) Under normal conditions, probably once or twice. My wife is pregnant, though, so I've been playing with myself a hell of a lot more often than usual. Hmmm, how about hammerhead the johnson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 4, 2009 -> 10:38 PM) Hmmm, how about hammerhead the johnson? Gah I was about to post this but you got here first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideDon48 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 How about "playing with the Winston-Salem Dash"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyons Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Tugging the tube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Milking the udder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Why isn't "Whenever Slayer is at bat" one of the poll options? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 "Gordon the Beckham" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Mark Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 QUOTE (SoxAce @ Aug 4, 2009 -> 10:15 PM) "Gordon the Beckham" I was about to say "Juaning the Uribe" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Run a batch? Stranglin' what yer danglin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 4, 2009 -> 11:14 PM) Why isn't "Whenever Slayer is at bat" one of the poll options? Refractory period? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjshoe04 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 4, 2009 -> 10:14 PM) Why isn't "Whenever Slayer is at bat" one of the poll options? :notworthy :notworthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Strangling the One-Eyed Monster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHizzle85 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Anyone say beat your meat yet? If not, add that to the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Choke the Chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ Aug 5, 2009 -> 12:24 AM) Anyone say beat your meat yet? If not, add that to the list. QUOTE (TheOcho @ Aug 4, 2009 -> 04:04 PM) Beat the meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Aug 4, 2009 -> 08:28 PM) Yankee my doodle? I hear it's a Dandy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 QUOTE (RibbieRubarb @ Aug 5, 2009 -> 07:33 AM) I hear it's a Dandy! RubbyRubarb?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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