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Beckham named AL Rookie of the Month for July


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We need to replace Chuck Norris facts with Bacon Slayer facts...

 

-If you have five dollars and Beckham has five dollars, Beckham has more money than you.

-There is no 'ctrl' button on Beckham's computer. Beckham is always in control.

-Apple pays Beckham 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

-Beckham can sneeze with his eyes open.

-Beckham can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

-Beckham is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

-Beckham destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

-Beckham can kill two stones with one bird.

Edited by bschmaranz
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