nitetrain8601 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 So since the game is not on TV, I'm bored, why don't we create nicknames from when those rare(frequent to me and flash) moments occur for all of our players on the 25 man roster. Basically, just come up with a nickname, if it sounds good and other people agree, we'll go with that. Sort of like Judy Garland. I'll start it off "Gas Can" Gavin "Firestarter" Freddy Mark "Buehr-s***" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 You couldn't come up with a worst nickname than Bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
son of a rude Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Ramon Castor Oil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Any nickname that is a knock on a player sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
son of a rude Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 (edited) Scott Linestink Wilson Beatmymeat Blobby Junks Scott Nogoodnik Octavio Blowtel Edited August 15, 2009 by son of a rude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
son of a rude Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Any nickname that is a knock on a player sucks. Those are the only nicknames i know =\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaTank Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 QUOTE (son of a rude @ Aug 15, 2009 -> 03:29 PM) Scott Linestink Wilson Beatmymeat Blobby Junks Scott Nogoodnik Octavio Blowtel Jim Blowme Ripping on Thome is just immoral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
son of a rude Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Ripping on Thome is just immoral. Yeah, it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
son of a rude Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Gavin "Pretty Boy" Floyd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiddleCoastBias Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 I've been a fan of calling Buehrle "Bailey" ever since that Cowley article came out last year. http://www.prosportsdaily.com/comments/wel...08-01-2008.html ''I kill you, Gif-fey, like I kill Bailey'' -- yes, Juan still thinks Mark Buehrle's name is Bailey -- Uribe says, then walks away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 I call Jermaine Dye "White Guy" since thats what Uribe called him. Also, one time, my brother told his wife "Want to see why Juan Uribe is a pimp?" She thought he said "Laundry Baby Pimp", so that became Uribe's nickname. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claydude14 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Razor Ramon Castro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YonderLaroche Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Paul Bonerko Chayson Dix The Cuban Airhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideDon48 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Bad nicknames? How about... Bartolo Colon: Chubbs Matt Thornton: Thorntonator Gavin Floyd: Opie AJ Pierzynski: Blondie Jake Peavy: Leave it to Peaver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitetrain8601 Posted August 15, 2009 Author Share Posted August 15, 2009 QUOTE (b-Rye @ Aug 15, 2009 -> 06:10 PM) Paul Bonerko Chayson Dix The Cuban Airhead LMAO, I like all of these alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 QUOTE (b-Rye @ Aug 15, 2009 -> 06:10 PM) Paul Bonerko Chayson Dix The Cuban Airhead If those two players were more famous nationally, I guarantee those would be names of actual porn stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 As much as I like Getz, this popped in my head just now. Getz-Injured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderBolt Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 What was that really forced Jenks one that was bouncing around here last week? Blubbly Junks? Something like that. Yeah, well that one sucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 15, 2009 -> 03:24 PM) You couldn't come up with a worst better nickname than Bacon Bacon makes everything better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chetkincaid Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 I HATE nicknames. The only ones that I can even tolerate a little are TCQ and Bacon. Nicknames are created by people trying to sound cool, when they really make you sound like a nerd. Nicknames are one thing, but I REALLY hate when people do stuff like 'SPECTS instead of prospects. God that makes me wanna punch something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigEdWalsh Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 QUOTE (Chet Kincaid @ Aug 16, 2009 -> 11:42 AM) I HATE nicknames. The only ones that I can even tolerate a little are TCQ and Bacon. So.......you probably would get kinda upset if I called you Chet "Lemon" Kincaid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chetkincaid Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 QUOTE (BigEdWalsh @ Aug 16, 2009 -> 01:16 PM) So.......you probably would get kinda upset if I called you Chet "Lemon" Kincaid? Probably not hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighurt4life Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 QUOTE (Chet Kincaid @ Aug 16, 2009 -> 11:49 AM) Probably not hahaha Is your avatar a pic of when Brian Anderson put a cubs player in the hospital? I remember hearing something about it but couldn't really get any details as I live on the west coast and don't really get any sox coverage here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasox24 Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 (edited) QUOTE (b-Rye @ Aug 15, 2009 -> 06:10 PM) Paul Bonerko Konerko gives me a Bonerko. Edit: Not a nickname, just stating a fact. Edited August 16, 2009 by dasox24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderBolt Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Bobby Jenks: "Good Closer." Kidding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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