moochpuppy Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.' " After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and created a girl. Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, And rounded and firm to bring out the fire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you. Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing. Then he added a mouth. Ruined the whole f***ing thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 Moochy, your the greatest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniKrush Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 LMAO!!! that was quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesox247 Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 LFMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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