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Just figured this would be a good idea heading down the stretch.

 

As of the moment, we stand 6.5 games back with 25 games left to go (27 for the kitties).

 

Do I hear 6 games back???

 

3-run bomb for Evan Almighty and the Rays take a 4-1 lead in the first!

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We had our chances to build a first place cushion on the Tigers for so long. Not only did we not build a cushion, we hung 2 or 3 games behind for weeks and weeks until the recent road trip killed us. The White Sox have nowhere to look but the mirror, becuase instead of treading water up 3 games or so like we could (maybe even should) be right now with both teams playing well, the treading water mark is 7 games back.

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QUOTE (greg775 @ Sep 6, 2009 -> 01:34 PM)
Tigers have been playing great since they opened up the lead on us during our awful road trip.

They know it's their year to win the Central. Hope we can bring 'em back to earth next year.

 

If somehow, someway, we can win 5 of 6 against them we still could have a chance. So in other words, it's not looking good, but never give up until it's over.

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QUOTE (iamshack @ Sep 6, 2009 -> 06:22 PM)
Perhaps you guys need to add some ingredients...

1. Go to Comerica Park with a large cauldron.

 

2. Add the following ingredients to the cauldron:

3 toads feet

1 cup shredded leather from Brandon Inge's glove from the 2006 World Series

1 brick from the old Tiger Stadium

25 Bobby Higginson rookie cards

1 pint of Dontrelle Willis blood

1 oz. Jair Jurrjens pubic hair (good luck shaving those balls, you'll need a f***ing weedwhacker)

25 newspapers with references to Rob Deer being a good hitter

3 oz. Gary Sheffield urine

 

3. Kill 3 Detroit-area crackheads, drain their blood, and add this to the soup.

 

4. Bring to a rolling boil, then simmer for 25 minutes.

 

5. Steal a game-used hat from Allan Trammell's house from his managing career, then use the hat to scoop out the liquid, forming a large circle in the parking lot outside of Comerica Park.

 

6. Inside this circle, light Neifi Perez on fire. Just let him burn for a while.

 

7. After Neifi is nice and charred, but still wiggling around in the fetal position, scoop three more hatfuls out of the cauldron and toss them at Neifi to put out the fire.

 

8. Turn to the East, then chant three times:

This is what you get you f***ers!

This is what you get you f***ers!

This is what you get you f***ers!

 

And that should about do it. Expect a 15 game losing streak to begin immediately.

 

Caution: casting this spell most likely leads to the 2009 AL Central Champion Minnesota Twins.

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QUOTE (Kenny Hates Prospects @ Sep 6, 2009 -> 07:17 PM)
1. Go to Comerica Park with a large cauldron.

 

2. Add the following ingredients to the cauldron:

3 toads feet

1 cup shredded leather from Brandon Inge's glove from the 2006 World Series

1 brick from the old Tiger Stadium

25 Bobby Higginson rookie cards

1 pint of Dontrelle Willis blood

1 oz. Jair Jurrjens pubic hair (good luck shaving those balls, you'll need a f***ing weedwhacker)

25 newspapers with references to Rob Deer being a good hitter

3 oz. Gary Sheffield urine

 

3. Kill 3 Detroit-area crackheads, drain their blood, and add this to the soup.

 

4. Bring to a rolling boil, then simmer for 25 minutes.

 

5. Steal a game-used hat from Allan Trammell's house from his managing career, then use the hat to scoop out the liquid, forming a large circle in the parking lot outside of Comerica Park.

 

6. Inside this circle, light Neifi Perez on fire. Just let him burn for a while.

 

7. After Neifi is nice and charred, but still wiggling around in the fetal position, scoop three more hatfuls out of the cauldron and toss them at Neifi to put out the fire.

 

8. Turn to the East, then chant three times:

This is what you get you f***ers!

This is what you get you f***ers!

This is what you get you f***ers!

 

And that should about do it. Expect a 15 game losing streak to begin immediately.

 

Caution: casting this spell most likely leads to the 2009 AL Central Champion Minnesota Twins.

 

This is what I like to see!

 

Now who is willing to pull this off for us?

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I have to tip my cap to them right now. They are winning games against a good team late in games. They will deserve to win this crap division.

 

With Verlander and Jackson, they could take the Yankees out in round 1.

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QUOTE (Kenny Hates Prospects @ Sep 6, 2009 -> 07:17 PM)
1. Go to Comerica Park with a large cauldron.

 

2. Add the following ingredients to the cauldron:

3 toads feet

1 cup shredded leather from Brandon Inge's glove from the 2006 World Series

1 brick from the old Tiger Stadium

25 Bobby Higginson rookie cards

1 pint of Dontrelle Willis blood

1 oz. Jair Jurrjens pubic hair (good luck shaving those balls, you'll need a f***ing weedwhacker)

25 newspapers with references to Rob Deer being a good hitter

3 oz. Gary Sheffield urine

 

3. Kill 3 Detroit-area crackheads, drain their blood, and add this to the soup.

 

4. Bring to a rolling boil, then simmer for 25 minutes.

 

5. Steal a game-used hat from Allan Trammell's house from his managing career, then use the hat to scoop out the liquid, forming a large circle in the parking lot outside of Comerica Park.

 

6. Inside this circle, light Neifi Perez on fire. Just let him burn for a while.

 

7. After Neifi is nice and charred, but still wiggling around in the fetal position, scoop three more hatfuls out of the cauldron and toss them at Neifi to put out the fire.

 

8. Turn to the East, then chant three times:

This is what you get you f***ers!

This is what you get you f***ers!

This is what you get you f***ers!

 

And that should about do it. Expect a 15 game losing streak to begin immediately.

 

Caution: casting this spell most likely leads to the 2009 AL Central Champion Minnesota Twins.

 

Hahahhaha.

 

I like how you put so much effort into this.

 

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QUOTE (Brian @ Sep 6, 2009 -> 08:42 PM)
I have to tip my cap to them right now. They are winning games against a good team late in games. They will deserve to win this crap division.

 

With Verlander and Jackson, they could take the Yankees out in round 1.

 

I'll give a grudging acknowledgement that's they're going for the kill, but not a cap-tip. Tampa has tanked and has basically given up since losing ground to the PED Sox in a home series. It was evident again against the Yanks yesterday - two runs in a double header.

 

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