WilliamTell Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I have a cousin that is turning 18 in a few days and I can't think of any good ideas for a present. I don't really want to get a gift card but if I can't think of a good present I'll go with a gift card or a gag gift of some sort. Unfortunately I don't know my cousin very well because I haven't had much interest in getting to know her until recently. I think getting her a present would help show her that I want to improve our cousin relation. That's why I want to get a present somewhat special. Since I can't think of any ideas I thought I'd ask my fellow soxtalk friends for some input. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonxctf Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 mario tricocci if she's here in the area? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderBolt Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Does she have a facebook page? You might be able to get a decent read of her interests that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 18? Cigarettes, porn, and a visit from a military recruiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 182 dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G&T Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ Sep 28, 2009 -> 01:30 PM) 182 dollars. What is he, her uncle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Step 1: cut a hole in a box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Step 2: Put your junk in that box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderBolt Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 QUOTE (knightni @ Sep 29, 2009 -> 12:06 AM) Step 2: Put your junk in that box Step 3: Make her open the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Step 4: anal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHizzle85 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Sep 28, 2009 -> 11:07 PM) Step 3: Make her open the box. And that's the way you do it. I was hoping someone already started this joke when I saw the thread title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 (edited) QUOTE (3E8 @ Sep 28, 2009 -> 11:15 PM) Step 4: anal. You nearly ruined the joke. But that was funny. Edited September 29, 2009 by SoxAce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 QUOTE (3E8 @ Sep 29, 2009 -> 12:15 AM) Step 4: anal. Step 5: Get your Aunt involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Take careful notes. Penthouse Forum pays up to $250 for new submissions, I hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 So, I think the direction of this thread argues that we're totally useless on the gift suggestions based on the information given. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Buy her this and tell her to bake for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideDon48 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 *A White Sox jersey personalized with her name and number on it in an attempt to make her become a Sox fan? *Season 1/2 of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"? *A card. Be careful not to get any gift that might be percieved as if you're interested in becoming kissing cousins with her, though. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 If she has ipod an itunes gift card? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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