Flash Tizzle Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Ive seen some peoples avatars, and noticed they had Family Guy pictures on it. Everyone who has seen the show list your favorite episodes, quotes Here are some of my favorite quotes: -Cleveland: Quagmire, your what the Spanish call Elll terrrriiibbbllleee. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Quagmire (Talking to Chris): Don't worry, when I was growing up I didn't even have a dad. (Cut to a clip of Quagmire when he was a kid, and hes crying) Quagmire mom: Looks like your hungry (opens up shirt to breastfeed him) Quagmire: (Looks at boobs, stops crying) oooooohhhh right. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - Adam West: I enjoy this job more then I like taffy. And im a man that enjoys his taffy. (Eats taffy for about a minute, expressing extreme joy) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - Peter "How dare you question my parenting, If you were a women I'd slug you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Peter talking to repairman "Hey get back here" Repairman "What?" Peter: ....................I have to draw you (Shows repairman naked) Your why caveman painted on walls. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Peter talking to tv executives: you going to eat that stapler. Executive: why......you cant eat a sta.... Peter: Wanna split it? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Peters "Cant touch me" song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 I think I speak for Cerb and I when I say this "You must be this tall to ride the Quagmire"; Then you get to hear Quagmire's chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capn12 Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Peter: Oh no! Lois: Oh no! Kool Aid man busting through wall: Oh Yeah!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerbaho-WG Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 I think I speak for Cerb and I when I say this "You must be this tall to ride the Quagmire"; Then you get to hear Quagmire's chuckle It's You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire. Don't worry, I still same this tall, too. I r so dumb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 MY favorite is the one wear the Griffens are on the reality TV show BE GOOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1549 Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Stewie: mmm...these are delicious...Good News Flappy, I have decided not to kill you! -------- Peter: I never have been good talking to authorities (flashback being pulled over) Peter lifts shirt exposing nipple Cop: Sir I am going to have to ask you to put your shirt down. Peter: Great I get the one straight cop in Rhode Island. -------- Those were from last nights episode they were stuck on my mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 I also like the mystery box episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 I also like the mystery box episode. lol but it's a mystery box! it could be anything, even a boat. we've always wanted one of those! sorry if i screwed up the quote but i didn't bother to look it up. my favorites are Lois: That commercial was obviously made by a man. Peter: Of course a man made it, Lois. It's a commercial, not a delicious thanksgiving dinner. --------------------------- Peter: I read a book about this once! Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing? Peter: Oh yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cali Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 I think I speak for Cerb and I when I say this "You must be this tall to ride the Quagmire"; Then you get to hear Quagmire's chuckle It's You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire. Don't worry, I still same this tall, too. I r so dumb! Another classic Quagmire quote is during the Petoria episode, the missile from the US Army misses peter's house and goes into Quagmire ceiling. It sticks out between him and a women sitting on the couch and he says, pointing to the missile "To Answer your question something like this" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted July 28, 2003 Author Share Posted July 28, 2003 Cali, nice avatar of the Evil Monkey Peter: Chris want to go camping. Chris. Yeah, anything to get me away from the Evil monkey that lives in my closet. Peter, Cleveland: (Laughing) ---Evil monkeys appears in window and does his thing. Wasn't he in another episode? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Cali, nice avatar of the Evil Monkey Peter: Chris want to go camping. Chris. Yeah, anything to get me away from the Evil monkey that lives in my closet. Peter, Cleveland: (Laughing) ---Evil monkeys appears in window and does his thing. Wasn't he in another episode? I like the Lois karate one and the Norm Macdonald death one. But I never saw any episode I didn't like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winning Ugly Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Meg to Chris in front of the Air Conditioner - "Chris, move! You're hogging up all the AC" Chris - "Yeah! Well you're hogging up all the UGLY!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winning Ugly Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 >>> "Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's stuck in the windowsill again...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Peter: "Why did all the dinosaurs die?" Tour Guide: "Because you touch yourself at night." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubsSuck1 Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Cali, nice avatar of the Evil Monkey Peter: Chris want to go camping. Chris. Yeah, anything to get me away from the Evil monkey that lives in my closet. Peter, Cleveland: (Laughing) ---Evil monkeys appears in window and does his thing. Wasn't he in another episode? I like the Lois karate one and the Norm Macdonald death one. But I never saw any episode I didn't like. the norm macdonald death one was on today... *Death sticks chicken leg in face, pulls it out right away, only bone remaining* Meg: How did you do that? Death: I was in some movies..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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