juddling Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 What in the name of Michael jackson is up with Sam-me Sosa???? (sidenote: his wife is looking very nice though.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFanForever Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Man, he looks really sick there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanne Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 good lord! Is he auditioning for the next Zombieland?!? His wife looks pissed about it too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 some lady that used to work with the Cubs(and is one of Sammy's close friends) said that he is doing some kind of skin rejuvenation treatment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPN366 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Nov 9, 2009 -> 12:04 PM) some lady that used to work with the Cubs(and is one of Sammy's close friends) said that he is doing some kind of skin rejuvenation treatment What a load. He's wearing green contacts too. Pretty soon, he'll legally change his name to Sam Smith. He's a on a mission to become a honky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I mean I knew he was dirty, but sheesh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I have met his wife and all I can say is... RRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR! Too bad she has horrible taste in men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chetkincaid Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Man what a D bag. I was a big Sammy Sosa fan... a HUGE Sosa guy... even though he was a cub and even though he was juicing. I thought that home run chase with McGwire was epic. But what the hell? Why would you do something like that to yourself? He's trying to make excuses, but it ain't working. If it was a legitimate mistake, then he should have stayed out of the limelight until that face got fixed. What a loser. And what's up with the slick back hair and fake eyes? Sammy, go away and never come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Not to worry, Sammy Sosa is just rejuvenating his skin According to a friend of Sosa's, the former Cubs slugger is (thankfully) not suffering from Vitiligo or another type of disease. Sosa's appearance, rather, is a result of an elective "rejuvenation process" for his skin and he was apparently "surprised" when he came out looking whiter than his old home run buddy, Mark McGwire. The Chicago Tribune has more: "He's not trying to be Michael Jackson," said former Cubs employee Rebecca Polihronis, who talks frequently with Sosa. "He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin. Women have it all of the time. He was surprised he came out looking so white. I thought it was a body double. Part of (the photo appearance) is just the lighting. "He is in the middle of doing a cleansing process to his skin. The picture is deceiving. He said, 'If you saw me in person, you would be surprised. When you see me in person, it is not going to seem like the picture ... People who saw him in person did not react the same way. He can't believe it is such a big deal." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Yes yes, the lighting made his skin pale and his lips purple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPN366 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Nov 9, 2009 -> 03:25 PM) Yes yes, the lighting made his skin pale and his lips purple And his eyes green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chetkincaid Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 And his hair slicked back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigEdWalsh Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I'm calling BS on the skin rejuvenation process. It's because of those damn Flintstones vitamins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melissa1334 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ Nov 9, 2009 -> 01:46 PM) I have met his wife and all I can say is... RRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR! Too bad she has horrible taste in men. i dont think it was his looks that she was after..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 He used the cream, not the clear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 QUOTE (knightni @ Nov 11, 2009 -> 10:43 PM) He used the cream, not the clear Evidently he should have used the clear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Oh Charles... Charles-Barkley dons whiteface - mocks Sammy Sosa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Anyone that played for the Cubs should try to change their identity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 The funniest thing I have heard about this so far is that Sosa is unwilling to reveal the name of this cream that he bought from Europe, but at the same time he is talking about how he wants to endorse it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JorgeFabregas Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Nov 14, 2009 -> 08:14 AM) The funniest thing I have heard about this so far is that Sosa is unwilling to reveal the name of this cream that he bought from Europe, but at the same time he is talking about how he wants to endorse it. If he revealed the name he would essentially be endorsing it for free, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 How about revealing his contact lens and hair straightener companies too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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