lostfan Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Feb 2, 2010 -> 03:41 PM) I'd like to open a business but I don't have enough capital and banks aren't lending to anyone. QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Feb 2, 2010 -> 05:26 PM) Politics aside, its never true that they aren't lending to ANYONE. Its just harder. It wouldn't hurt you to look into it, before being sure its not possible. I'm still trying regardless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted February 4, 2010 Author Share Posted February 4, 2010 QUOTE (lostfan @ Feb 3, 2010 -> 09:56 PM) I'm still trying regardless. Yea, butt (HAR HAR HAR) you've got some lending advantages that many others don't have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 QUOTE (kapkomet @ Feb 3, 2010 -> 10:59 PM) Yea, butt (HAR HAR HAR) you've got some lending advantages that many others don't have. Yeah that's true. I found out there is a tax break for employers who hire people from off welfare... I never knew that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepyWhiteSox Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Feb 2, 2010 -> 02:30 PM) This is from the bake sale organizer. I might have to quit my day job. They want your buns bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHizzle85 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 QUOTE (SleepyWhiteSox @ Feb 3, 2010 -> 11:03 PM) They want your buns bad I see what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Buffalo Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I'll admit it. I looked. And I think Greg Oden's knee problems are a basketball related injury. However, the constant pounding from the side can't be good for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 QUOTE (Middle Buffalo @ Feb 4, 2010 -> 10:03 PM) I'll admit it. I looked. And I think Greg Oden's knee problems are a basketball related injury. However, the constant pounding from the side can't be good for him. Reminds me of the time a buddy was wearing gray sweat pants. He had the pockets pulled out, and I was like, why do you have those pulled out? He said "They're my elephant ears. Want to see the trunk?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Feb 4, 2010 -> 10:22 PM) Reminds me of the time a buddy was wearing gray sweat pants. He had the pockets pulled out, and I was like, why do you have those pulled out? He said "They're my elephant ears. Want to see the trunk?" Oh I am sooo using that one to some girls I know. Some of my Quagmire lines gets old.. not for them, but for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonik22 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 My boxers are disappearing one by one, this is starting to piss me off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev211 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 QUOTE (Sonik22 @ Feb 5, 2010 -> 12:04 AM) My boxers are disappearing one by one, this is starting to piss me off My socks seem to disappear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 QUOTE (Sonik22 @ Feb 5, 2010 -> 01:04 AM) My boxers are disappearing one by one, this is starting to piss me off The last time that happened to me, they reappeared on a pine tree the last day of college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 http://www.realmofdarkness.net/sounds/hans...oundboard-2.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 QUOTE (Sonik22 @ Feb 5, 2010 -> 01:04 AM) My boxers are disappearing one by one, this is starting to piss me off Underpants gnomes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 It's always an awkward moment when your friends finally realize you've got a larger than normal penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Feb 5, 2010 -> 05:45 PM) It's always an awkward moment when your friends finally realize you've got a larger than normal penis. Did you read John Holmes autobiography? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasox24 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Feb 5, 2010 -> 06:39 PM) Underpants gnomes. That was my 1st thought exactly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonik22 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 QUOTE (dasox24 @ Feb 5, 2010 -> 09:03 PM) That was my 1st thought exactly...They're everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Feb 5, 2010 -> 05:45 PM) It's always an awkward moment when your friends finally realize you've got a larger than normal penis. Oh I feel so sorry for you. I hate that you have to have an awkward moment about something as embarrassing as that. f***er Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Stolen from facebook Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Feb 5, 2010 -> 05:45 PM) It's always an awkward moment when your friends finally realize you've got a larger than normal penis. Your packin Alex? Very nice. You can finally say to girls "you can't handle me" even though your only like 80 pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 QUOTE (SoxAce @ Feb 6, 2010 -> 04:32 PM) Your packin Alex? Very nice. You can finally say to girls "you can't handle me" even though your only like 80 pounds. I thought the fact that I even posted that was odd, but this reply is odder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Pics or it didn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 So I spent several hours this afternoon digging my car and my wife's car out after the blizzard and I feel like I got gang-raped after a bar fight right now. While I was out there shoveling my wife came out, and my neighbor commented (probably jokingly) that I was selfish and I'm supposed to dig my wife's car out first. lol... wtfever. Mind you, my wife hadn't done s*** at all but she still had the nerve to start smiling and agree. I handed her the shovel and sat down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Oh, and also my stepdaughter came outside to play around and was basically being useless, she wouldn't help and I told her if she wasn't going to at least attempt to do something then get out of my way. It was pissing me off b/c I shouldn't have to tell a 12 year old to pull her weight around the house but she stood around and mockingly pretended to give motivational speeches until I told her get out of my face. Then a couple hours ago she starts laughing and saying what a nice day it was "especially if you sat in the house and did nothing all day." I told her that was f***ing insulting, to STFU, and be mindful of how she was behaving next time she asked me for something. That finally got to her because she got really quiet. Short of slapping her in the face or something I can't MAKE her do anything and my wife wasn't helping at all... ugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Kids suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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