MattZakrowski Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 QUOTE (lostfan @ Feb 22, 2010 -> 08:49 PM) I hope that wasn't the actual question (or "answer" as the case may be on Jeopardy), lol I thought it was a dead giveaway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 QUOTE (lostfan @ Feb 22, 2010 -> 08:13 PM) Yeah I was wondering. The 7 years thing comes from bankruptcy, stuff like late fees only stays on for 2 years. I got the years backwards. Bankruptcy is 10 years, negative reporting is 7. http://www.creditinfocenter.com/creditreports/cr_time.shtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Feb 22, 2010 -> 09:17 PM) I got the years backwards. Bankruptcy is 10 years, negative reporting is 7. http://www.creditinfocenter.com/creditreports/cr_time.shtml Is that a recent change? I've always been told that bankruptcy stays for 7 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 QUOTE (lostfan @ Feb 22, 2010 -> 08:20 PM) Is that a recent change? I've always been told that bankruptcy stays for 7 years. That's also what I was always told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I saw these bumper stickers on a car last night: Left Side of Bumper- "Love Animals, Don't Eat them" Right Side of Bumper- "I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 They like Owls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Just got this in an email, thought it was funny: This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bulls*** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 (edited) How come I don't find Elizabeth Banks as attractive as other people do? BTW, I'm rubber and you all are glue. So you know what happens to any "gay" replies. Edited February 24, 2010 by Brian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 I have literally never won anything in my entire life besides MVP for the championship Weblos Boy Scout softball team.....but now I have won two awards. This is now truly fantasy land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 I'm the Susan Lucci of Soxtalk. "It was an honor to just be nominated - every year since 2004." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 So the wife and I are supposed to be getting out for our first overnight alone since the kids were born on Saturday, so of course the oldest kid has a horrible cough and a 102+ fever. Ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Feb 26, 2010 -> 09:02 AM) So the wife and I are supposed to be getting out for our first overnight alone since the kids were born on Saturday, so of course the oldest kid has a horrible cough and a 102+ fever. Ugh. Stick it to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Feb 26, 2010 -> 09:40 AM) Stick it to her. The best/worst part is that through the radio station I have been doing sports at, I got a free night at this place... http://www.serenity-springs.com/bungalows/...otparadise.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juddling Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Best nightclub dress code policy ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattZakrowski Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 QUOTE (juddling @ Feb 26, 2010 -> 03:51 PM) Best nightclub dress code policy ever /starts slowclap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepyWhiteSox Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Feb 26, 2010 -> 09:02 AM) So the wife and I are supposed to be getting out for our first overnight alone since the kids were born on Saturday, so of course the oldest kid has a horrible cough and a 102+ fever. Ugh. poor kid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Free wireless at this airport? Well, that's, that's just swell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Feb 28, 2010 -> 07:36 AM) Free wireless at this airport? Well, that's, that's just swell. You are an easy man to please, Balt. / Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juddling Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Thanks for trying God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 QUOTE (juddling @ Mar 1, 2010 -> 08:22 AM) Thanks for trying God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 QUOTE (juddling @ Mar 1, 2010 -> 07:22 AM) Thanks for trying God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 QUOTE (juddling @ Feb 27, 2010 -> 07:51 AM) Best nightclub dress code policy ever Seeing that subject line reminded me of this video I saw a few years back; I wonder if any bars or nightclubs would have the balls to actually enforce that in Miami for the next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 http://mashable.com/2010/02/17/facebook-unseats-yahoo/ Facebook overtakes Yahoo for #2 in most visited internet site. Google = #1 I blame it on Yahoo's new homepage. That thing is a clusterf***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 QUOTE (knightni @ Mar 1, 2010 -> 09:10 PM) http://mashable.com/2010/02/17/facebook-unseats-yahoo/ Facebook overtakes Yahoo for #2 in most visited internet site. Google = #1 I blame it on Yahoo's new homepage. That thing is a clusterf***. That is two of my top clicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 I'm on Yahoo, Google, Facebook, eBay, Wikipedia, and Soxtalk every day. No surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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