HuskyCaucasian Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 My Misread Headline of the Day: 100 mph wind topples reporter Read it as: 100 mph wind topless reporter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 QUOTE (knightni @ Jan 11, 2010 -> 02:03 PM) It's also a palindrome. I'd care more, but there was one of those 9 days ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 What date was that? 01/01/10? 01/02/10? Neither of those is a palindrome. There will be another in 11 days, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Jan 11, 2010 -> 02:18 PM) My Misread Headline of the Day: 100 mph wind topples reporter Read it as: 100 mph wind topless reporter I couldn't tell you how many times they replayed that on the Weather Channel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 QUOTE (knightni @ Jan 11, 2010 -> 03:46 PM) What date was that? 01/01/10? 01/02/10? Neither of those is a palindrome. There will be another in 11 days, though. Yeah, the next one is my birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjshoe04 Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 QUOTE (knightni @ Jan 11, 2010 -> 02:46 PM) What date was that? 01/01/10? 01/02/10? Neither of those is a palindrome. There will be another in 11 days, though. 01/02/2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ Jan 11, 2010 -> 07:49 PM) 01/02/2010 IN. YOUR. FACE. NIGHTNI!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ Jan 11, 2010 -> 07:49 PM) 01/02/2010 That doesn't count. No one uses /2010. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Hey dorks! Nobody cares! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilMonkey Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 You know the economy is bad when the guy with the world's largest penis is unemployed! http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-jonah-falcon-penis/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHizzle85 Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 QUOTE (Alpha Dog @ Jan 11, 2010 -> 11:22 PM) You know the economy is bad when the guy with the world's largest penis is unemployed! http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-jonah-falcon-penis/ He should be doing porn. Not like you can be turned away from doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 (edited) QUOTE (Alpha Dog @ Jan 11, 2010 -> 11:22 PM) You know the economy is bad when the guy with the world's largest penis is unemployed! http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-jonah-falcon-penis/ From the same site... it was directly at the top left. Weird vaginas ... and if you do not feel like reading the list... this is just damn silly. I’m sure your vagina is impressive, but can it lift 31 lbs? Russian mom, Tatiata Kozhevnikova, 42, was feelin’ a little loosey-goosey after giving birth. Instead of just doing kegels like the rest of us, she decided to challenge herself and become a below-the-belt strong woman. Tatiana read up on the ancient Dao practice of using a small wooden exercise ball to flex the muscles in your hoo-ha. So, she grabbed one of her favorite knick-knacks, a Murano glass ball, off the shelf and dunked it in her hoop. Now, that’s a crafty way to get your husband to stop complaining about your costly tchotchke clutter! But unfortunately, it sorta got lost up there. “It took me ages to get it out!” Tatiana said. We hope she was exaggerating. But she didn’t let that stop her! Tatiana learned her lesson and had a custom barbell made of two glass balls attached by a safety string for her training. Using determination and her special lady flower, Tatiana boldly body built her vagina’s musculature intensively for 15 years. Now, she has just been dubbed the woman with “The Strongest Vagina” by the Guinness Book Of World Records for the second time. As if holding the title wasn’t enough, she wanted her va-jay-jay to even outdo itself. So, the tough b**** beat out her own record and lifted 14 kg, roughly 31 lbs or an English Cocker Spaniel. Now that’s commitment! However, Tatiana isn’t just all brawn. After receiving title number two, she doled out some wisdom to her fellow females with similar aspirations. “It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week, you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she said. Sigh, so much for this being about girl power. I'm generally a very, very open minded person, but come on now, it's a bit much. Edited January 12, 2010 by qwerty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 13.5 inches? Is that noodle or stick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 QUOTE (Brian @ Jan 12, 2010 -> 02:51 PM) 13.5 inches? Is that noodle or stick? I gotta be honest. I would have thought the biggest one in the world would be bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 QUOTE (Brian @ Jan 12, 2010 -> 02:51 PM) 13.5 inches? Is that noodle or stick? Some're fer growin' and some're fer showin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 (edited) QUOTE (Brian @ Jan 12, 2010 -> 01:51 PM) 13.5 inches? Is that noodle or stick? QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jan 12, 2010 -> 02:34 PM) I gotta be honest. I would have thought the biggest one in the world would be bigger. I'd say that's noodle...NSFW that doesn't really look like him though Edited January 12, 2010 by witesoxfan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 (edited) Just posted this in a Volvo forum but it doesn't look like it gets much traffic. Perhaps someone in here has a recommendation? I recently purchased a used 2007 V50 and it has the basic cd player that won't read mp3 files and there is no line-in jack. Do you think it would be possible to find the upgraded cd player from another V50 in a junkyard and swap it out? My only concern is that the radio console in the car controls all types of other things and I'd hate to screw it up. The only other cheap option I could think of is getting an FM Transmitter to be able to play an mp3 player and I have never used one that works very well. Edited January 13, 2010 by BigSqwert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted January 13, 2010 Author Share Posted January 13, 2010 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jan 13, 2010 -> 07:21 AM) Just posted this in a Volvo forum but it doesn't look like it gets much traffic. Perhaps someone in here has a recommendation? Instead of a mp3 transmitter, I ended up using my sirius radio that has a line in bcause it has a much stronger transmitter then those jiggy mp3 ones. Of course, I don't have the Sirius anymore - just use it for the transmitter for the ipod. Sort of weird that it doesn't play mp3 - most newer ones do. Interesting but bad luck for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jan 13, 2010 -> 07:21 AM) Just posted this in a Volvo forum but it doesn't look like it gets much traffic. Perhaps someone in here has a recommendation? Is there an aux jack on the back of your radio? Sometimes they hide it behind the console Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jan 13, 2010 -> 10:23 AM) Is there an aux jack on the back of your radio? Sometimes they hide it behind the console The manual shows exactly where it would be if I had the next level audio package. Nothing. Just called Best Buy. They said they could add a wired FM Transmitter connected to the car's antenna which would allow for a line-in. $100 installed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Crazy Image from mars: Trees? No... "There is a vast region of sand dunes at high northern latitudes on Mars. In the winter, a layer of carbon dioxide ice covers the dunes, and in the spring as the sun warms the ice it evaporates. This is a very active process, and sand dislodged from the crests of the dunes cascades down, forming dark streaks. In the subimage falling material has kicked up a small cloud of dust. The color of the ice surrounding adjacent streaks of material suggests that dust has settled on the ice at the bottom after similar events." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSideSox72 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jan 13, 2010 -> 10:26 AM) The manual shows exactly where it would be if I had the next level audio package. Nothing. Just called Best Buy. They said they could add a wired FM Transmitter connected to the car's antenna which would allow for a line-in. $100 installed. Transmitters are terrible, though, in my experience, especially in crowded urban areas. Lots of background noise. Car radios are built to be replaced easily. Crutchfield is a great site for this - you can tell it your car model and year, and it tells you exactly which replacement units you can use. And they send you the kit to replace it yourself. So instead of a fuzzy-sounded transmitter for $100, spend a $150 and get an all new unit that does everything you want. Just something to consider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 The results after doing an "Outfit My Car" Search: Factory replacement info: In-dash stereo Not researched Speakers Not researched Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted January 13, 2010 Author Share Posted January 13, 2010 QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Jan 13, 2010 -> 11:10 AM) Transmitters are terrible, though, in my experience, especially in crowded urban areas. Lots of background noise. Car radios are built to be replaced easily. Crutchfield is a great site for this - you can tell it your car model and year, and it tells you exactly which replacement units you can use. And they send you the kit to replace it yourself. So instead of a fuzzy-sounded transmitter for $100, spend a $150 and get an all new unit that does everything you want. Just something to consider. One that's wired into the antenna might not be bad though. The wireless ones are horrid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSideSox72 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Random coolness - walking on the world's largest mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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