Catch All Anything Thread

[kev211]

:ph34r:

I take this as a sign that Lebron will be in Chicago next year and nothing more.

[Brian]

Part Beagle, part ?

 

They rescued the mom not knowing she was preggers. Don't know the father. Like an episode of Maury.

[kjshoe04]

Hit a homer in a fast pitch softball game tonight. First time I've ever hit a homer over a fence. Pretty sweet.

[knightni]

Part Beagle, part ?

 

They rescued the mom not knowing she was preggers. Don't know the father. Like an episode of Maury.

The nose and ears look a little like Jack Russell Terrier.

 

This is a Jack-A-Bee.

 

[lostfan]

A female friend informs me she really wants to give head. I say, why are you telling me this? Go suck a dick... easy situation to fix. She says she can't, because she doesn't have one to suck. I say what's wrong with you? Go outside, and the first male you see, get his attention and inform him of your situation. He will gladly oblige you. Possibly even if he's gay.

[knightni]

A female friend informs me she really wants to give head. I say, why are you telling me this? Go suck a dick... easy situation to fix. She says she can't, because she doesn't have one to suck. I say what's wrong with you? Go outside, and the first male you see, get his attention and inform him of your situation. He will gladly oblige you. Possibly even if he's gay.

Well hell...

 

There goes another opportunity.

 

[GoodAsGould]

A female friend informs me she really wants to give head. I say, why are you telling me this? Go suck a dick... easy situation to fix. She says she can't, because she doesn't have one to suck. I say what's wrong with you? Go outside, and the first male you see, get his attention and inform him of your situation. He will gladly oblige you. Possibly even if he's gay.

 

Lol Id imagine that was her attempt to get you in bed, I still dont get why some girls like giving head in the first place.

[MHizzle85]

Lol Id imagine that was her attempt to get you in bed, I still dont get why some girls like giving head in the first place.

Wait, what?

 

Really?

[shipps]

A female friend informs me she really wants to give head. I say, why are you telling me this? Go suck a dick... easy situation to fix. She says she can't, because she doesn't have one to suck. I say what's wrong with you? Go outside, and the first male you see, get his attention and inform him of your situation. He will gladly oblige you. Possibly even if he's gay.

 

You are a motherf***er...just so you know.

 

That was a re creation of a million porn scenes.

[whitesoxfan101]

The year is already halfway over, wow.

 

And anybody that's seen lostfan's facebook wall knows that's probably not the only time something like that has happened. He proves on a consistent basis that some women are just whores looking to cause trouble and get with a taken man (although to be fair, I'd assume there are guys that are like that with women that are taken too).

[GoodAsGould]

Wait, what?

 

Really?

 

Lol I dont mind receiving it, but I dont get why some love giving it so much, to clarify.

[Steve9347]

Lol Id imagine that was her attempt to get you in bed, I still dont get why some girls like giving head in the first place.

Well, then I would guess that's part of what makes you a straight man instead of a gay man.

[Kyyle23]

AT-AT day afternoon from Patrick Boivin on Vimeo.

[MHizzle85]

Lol I dont mind receiving it, but I dont get why some love giving it so much, to clarify.

Ahh alright.

 

Personally I don't care why some love giving it so much.

[SoxAce]

Man seriously there are some f***ed up people out there. Been pissed off for the last two days, but today takes the cake when I found out the details.

 

One of my closest friends (known since I was 11) just got back from the Army about 2 weeks ago after bring out there for about a year and a half or so. So naturally he's been going out pretty much everyday with us, family, etc.. Couple days ago, he was out with his cousin at a bar (on the north-side I believe), and these 2 guys started to hit on his cousin. She said no, and was not interested. They kept going at it, again... no. Then, they started to get physical with her cause she wasn't interested. Well, my buddy is not a fighter and hates confrontation (despite being 6-4, 260) but he had to step in with what these jack asses were doing to her. Bar-tender kicked them all out.. no problem, so the guy challenges my boy to a fight. He said alright lets settle this like men even though he didn't want to, but probably could never forgive what that dick did to his cousin (which I won't say). The second guy (his friend) wound up sneaking around through the back, turns his truck on and ran my friend over, basically blind-sided him. Then, put the truck in reverse and ran him over again. Now here is my friend due back (or WAS due back) in the Army (and I believe in Iraq) in 2 weeks, is now having his second major surgery (the third, I believe, is scheduled for Saturday) to pair a shattered pelvis, 7 bones crushed in different spots in his left leg, broken knee-cap in his right leg, torn rotator in his left shoulder and broken bones in his left arm, and his face on the left side is supposedly (horrible looking) with the loose skin burned from the concrete/tires. I won't see him till Saturday, but I was incredibly pissed to hear this news today.

 

Thank god I just heard a couple of hours ago, the police did in fact catch the two f***ers who did this and currently are locked up. No that won't bring back his pelvis, left-leg, etc.. but I hope those scumbags spend a long time in prison. I'm just glad he will probably walk again (even if it won't be 100% again), despite nearly having his spine crushed and better yet.. still ALIVE. Very emotional day.

[FlaSoxxJim]

Holy s***, Ace, that is brutal. All my good thoughts are with your friend.

 

Some people are just plain worthless scum. Hope they get prosecuted and rot for a few years.

[MHizzle85]

If anything like that were to happen to one of my closest friends...I have no idea what I'd do.

 

Hopefully those pricks get what they deserve.

[Chisoxfn]

Wow, so sorry to hear that ace.

[DBAHO]

There are just some real scumbags out there in the world to put it simply.

 

I hope he can end up making a full recovery Ace.

[BigSqwert]

Parents of the year...

 

[Milkman delivers]

Sorry to hear about that, Ace. I hope he makes a full recovery.

[NorthSideSox72]

Ace, that is awful, I hope he recovers quickly. I was coming in here to post something funny, now I feel weird about it.

 

Or, maybe I should anyway.

 

So I'm watching TV last night, and a commercial comes on. I thought, no way this is real, this has to be a parody or something. But no, its real, and its is both the funniest and most disturbing commercial I have ever seen. My wife and I couldn't stop laughing.

 

Enjoy.

 

[shipps]

Man seriously there are some f***ed up people out there. Been pissed off for the last two days, but today takes the cake when I found out the details.

 

One of my closest friends (known since I was 11) just got back from the Army about 2 weeks ago after bring out there for about a year and a half or so. So naturally he's been going out pretty much everyday with us, family, etc.. Couple days ago, he was out with his cousin at a bar (on the north-side I believe), and these 2 guys started to hit on his cousin. She said no, and was not interested. They kept going at it, again... no. Then, they started to get physical with her cause she wasn't interested. Well, my buddy is not a fighter and hates confrontation (despite being 6-4, 260) but he had to step in with what these jack asses were doing to her. Bar-tender kicked them all out.. no problem, so the guy challenges my boy to a fight. He said alright lets settle this like men even though he didn't want to, but probably could never forgive what that dick did to his cousin (which I won't say). The second guy (his friend) wound up sneaking around through the back, turns his truck on and ran my friend over, basically blind-sided him. Then, put the truck in reverse and ran him over again. Now here is my friend due back (or WAS due back) in the Army (and I believe in Iraq) in 2 weeks, is now having his second major surgery (the third, I believe, is scheduled for Saturday) to pair a shattered pelvis, 7 bones crushed in different spots in his left leg, broken knee-cap in his right leg, torn rotator in his left shoulder and broken bones in his left arm, and his face on the left side is supposedly (horrible looking) with the loose skin burned from the concrete/tires. I won't see him till Saturday, but I was incredibly pissed to hear this news today.

 

Thank god I just heard a couple of hours ago, the police did in fact catch the two f***ers who did this and currently are locked up. No that won't bring back his pelvis, left-leg, etc.. but I hope those scumbags spend a long time in prison. I'm just glad he will probably walk again (even if it won't be 100% again), despite nearly having his spine crushed and better yet.. still ALIVE. Very emotional day.

 

I understand the rage you would have on this one Ace. Sorry this happened to the poor guy and your family dude.

[BigSqwert]

Dang. Sorry to hear that Ace. Just noticed your post.

[Rowand44]

Man seriously there are some f***ed up people out there. Been pissed off for the last two days, but today takes the cake when I found out the details.

 

One of my closest friends (known since I was 11) just got back from the Army about 2 weeks ago after bring out there for about a year and a half or so. So naturally he's been going out pretty much everyday with us, family, etc.. Couple days ago, he was out with his cousin at a bar (on the north-side I believe), and these 2 guys started to hit on his cousin. She said no, and was not interested. They kept going at it, again... no. Then, they started to get physical with her cause she wasn't interested. Well, my buddy is not a fighter and hates confrontation (despite being 6-4, 260) but he had to step in with what these jack asses were doing to her. Bar-tender kicked them all out.. no problem, so the guy challenges my boy to a fight. He said alright lets settle this like men even though he didn't want to, but probably could never forgive what that dick did to his cousin (which I won't say). The second guy (his friend) wound up sneaking around through the back, turns his truck on and ran my friend over, basically blind-sided him. Then, put the truck in reverse and ran him over again. Now here is my friend due back (or WAS due back) in the Army (and I believe in Iraq) in 2 weeks, is now having his second major surgery (the third, I believe, is scheduled for Saturday) to pair a shattered pelvis, 7 bones crushed in different spots in his left leg, broken knee-cap in his right leg, torn rotator in his left shoulder and broken bones in his left arm, and his face on the left side is supposedly (horrible looking) with the loose skin burned from the concrete/tires. I won't see him till Saturday, but I was incredibly pissed to hear this news today.

 

Thank god I just heard a couple of hours ago, the police did in fact catch the two f***ers who did this and currently are locked up. No that won't bring back his pelvis, left-leg, etc.. but I hope those scumbags spend a long time in prison. I'm just glad he will probably walk again (even if it won't be 100% again), despite nearly having his spine crushed and better yet.. still ALIVE. Very emotional day.

That's absolutely terrible man, sorry to hear that.