knightni Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Man Hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Well that voice, it's very familiar. . . throaty, almost. . .flinty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjshoe04 Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 "He's not fat, he's powerful. I've seen him lift 100 pounds right over his head!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 GEORGE: "I was squinting! Remember that drive from Wortsborough? I was spotting those raccoons." JERRY: "They were mailboxes, you idiot. I didn't have the heart to tell you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 "These are load bearing walls! They're not gonna come down!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggsmaggs Posted January 15, 2010 Author Share Posted January 15, 2010 Serenity now...insanity later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daa84 Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 theres a million ....but one i just used the other day..."i got greedy. Flew to close to the sun on wings of pastrami" jerrys response "yeah thats what you did" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 LUPIS? IS IT LUPIS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 QUOTE (daa84 @ Jan 15, 2010 -> 08:50 AM) theres a million ....but one i just used the other day..."i got greedy. Flew to close to the sun on wings of pastrami" jerrys response "yeah thats what you did" One of my favorites for sure. "I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 QUOTE (SnB @ Jan 11, 2010 -> 04:39 PM) Elaine dancing gets me everytime. I love the sequence later on in that episode, when Brody comes to Seinfeld's apartment to collect his bootleg tape that Elaine recorded herself dancing on: Brody: How'd it turn out? Jerry: Uh... great. Kramer: Although the whole story kinda comes apart at the end there. Jerry: Yeah, out of nowhere there's this lone dancer who appears to be injured. Kramer: Yeah, it's a disturbing image. Jerry: Yeah, so you cry... and when you see the dancer, you cry again. Other quotes: Jerry: Kramer, these balloons aren't going to stay filled 'til New Year's. Kramer: Those aren't for New Year's. Those are my everyday balloons. Newman: (driving down the street with a piece of garbage creating sparks under his mail truck "Once........twice.......three times a (car bust in flames) AHHHHHHH, AHHHHH, OH THE HUMANITY!" Summer George: Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van! George's cousin: What is he saying? George: I think he's saying Son of Sam! George: (burst out of car) I knew it wasn't Berkowitz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggsmaggs Posted January 15, 2010 Author Share Posted January 15, 2010 Jerry: "I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggsmaggs Posted January 15, 2010 Author Share Posted January 15, 2010 QUOTE (Flash Tizzle @ Jan 15, 2010 -> 08:24 AM) I love the sequence later on in that episode, when Brody comes to Seinfeld's apartment to collect his bootleg tape that Elaine recorded herself dancing on: Brody: How'd it turn out? Jerry: Uh... great. Kramer: Although the whole story kinda comes apart at the end there. Jerry: Yeah, out of nowhere there's this lone dancer who appears to be injured. Kramer: Yeah, it's a disturbing image. Jerry: Yeah, so you cry... and when you see the dancer, you cry again. Other quotes: Jerry: Kramer, these balloons aren't going to stay filled 'til New Year's. Kramer: Those aren't for New Year's. Those are my everyday balloons. Newman: (driving down the street with a piece of garbage creating sparks under his mail truck "Once........twice.......three times a (car bust in flames) AHHHHHHH, AHHHHH, OH THE HUMANITY!" Summer George: Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van! George's cousin: What is he saying? George: I think he's saying Son of Sam! George: (burst out of car) I knew it wasn't Berkowitz! I almost died laughing out loud at that quote. I love the Millennium episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MexSoxFan#1 Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 (edited) Moles...freckle's ugly cousin Edited January 15, 2010 by MexSoxFan#1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 "It's not even...a ..twist off...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 14, 2010 -> 04:03 PM) The Van Buren Boys Cool, we are just finishing up Andrew Jackson, the first Democrat President and think this will be a great intro to our 8th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggsmaggs Posted January 16, 2010 Author Share Posted January 16, 2010 In high school, our night league (intramural basketball) team's name was the Van Buren Boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPN366 Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 (edited) I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Jerry's dirty talk to Elaine's chatty secretary. "...you mean the panties your mother laid out for you?" I love George's reaction to it. "Well, that's not offensive. It's abnormal, but it's not offensive." Edited January 17, 2010 by JPN366 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Rowland Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 QUOTE (JPN366 @ Jan 16, 2010 -> 03:21 PM) I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Jerry's dirty talk to Elaine's chatty secretary. "...you mean the panties your mother laid out for you?" I love George's reaction to it. "It's not offensive. It's unusual, but not offensive." On that note, how about the time Elaine talked dirty into the tape recorder at Jerry's gig? The scene at the Diner where Jerry whispered an example to George and all we saw was George "ejaculate" the ketchup bottle had me rolling. That and the fact that all the guys got hot after Elaine made that episode classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPN366 Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 QUOTE (Pants Rowland @ Jan 16, 2010 -> 04:28 PM) On that note, how about the time Elaine talked dirty into the tape recorder at Jerry's gig? The scene at the Diner where Jerry whispered an example to George and all we saw was George "ejaculate" the ketchup bottle had me rolling. That and the fact that all the guys got hot after Elaine made that episode classic. I can only imagine what she supposedly said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPN366 Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 (edited) QUOTE (Pants Rowland @ Jan 16, 2010 -> 04:28 PM) On that note, how about the time Elaine talked dirty into the tape recorder at Jerry's gig? The scene at the Diner where Jerry whispered an example to George and all we saw was George "ejaculate" the ketchup bottle had me rolling. That and the fact that all the guys got hot after Elaine made that episode classic. George and the ketchup bottle happens in the secretary epsiode. Edited January 18, 2010 by JPN366 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 QUOTE (maggsmaggs @ Jan 16, 2010 -> 01:54 PM) In high school, our night league (intramural basketball) team's name was the Van Buren Boys. Did you finish 8th? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 QUOTE (JPN366 @ Jan 16, 2010 -> 03:21 PM) I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Jerry's dirty talk to Elaine's chatty secretary. "...you mean the panties your mother laid out for you?" I love George's reaction to it. "Well, that's not offensive. It's abnormal, but it's not offensive." "what does that mean?" "I don't know." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggsmaggs Posted January 17, 2010 Author Share Posted January 17, 2010 An all-time classic quote: The infamous write-off Jerry : So were going to make the Post Office pay for my new stereo ? Kramer : It's just a write off for them . Jerry : How is it a write off ? Kramer : They just write it off . Jerry : Write it off what ? Kramer : Jerry all these big companies they write off everything Jerry : You don't even know what a write off is . Kramer : Do you ? Jerry : No . I don't . Kramer : But they do and they are the ones writing it off . Jerry : I wish I just had the last twenty seconds of my life back . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPN366 Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 QUOTE (maggsmaggs @ Jan 17, 2010 -> 05:58 PM) An all-time classic quote: The infamous write-off Jerry : So were going to make the Post Office pay for my new stereo ? Kramer : It's just a write off for them . Jerry : How is it a write off ? Kramer : They just write it off . Jerry : Write it off what ? Kramer : Jerry all these big companies they write off everything Jerry : You don't even know what a write off is . Kramer : Do you ? Jerry : No . I don't . Kramer : But they do and they are the ones writing it off . Jerry : I wish I just had the last twenty seconds of my life back . Brilliant episode. Wilford Brimley kills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daa84 Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 QUOTE (maggsmaggs @ Jan 17, 2010 -> 06:58 PM) An all-time classic quote: The infamous write-off Jerry : So were going to make the Post Office pay for my new stereo ? Kramer : It's just a write off for them . Jerry : How is it a write off ? Kramer : They just write it off . Jerry : Write it off what ? Kramer : Jerry all these big companies they write off everything Jerry : You don't even know what a write off is . Kramer : Do you ? Jerry : No . I don't . Kramer : But they do and they are the ones writing it off . Jerry : I wish I just had the last twenty seconds of my life back . yeah this is brilliant and reminds me of another kramer jerry interaction from the aforementioned puerto rican day parade episode... KRAMER: You want to get outta here? Here's what we do. We leave the car here, we take the plates off, we scratch the serial number off the engine block, and we walk away. JERRY: Walk away? KRAMER: You've got insurance. You tell them that the car was stolen, and then you get another one free. JERRY: Isn't there a deductible? KRAMER: All right, what is your deductible? JERRY: I don't know. KRAMER: Yes, because they've already deducted it. JERRY: From what? KRAMER: The car, which we're leaving. So the net is zero. See you pocket the money, if there is any, and you get a new car. JERRY: We're not leaving the car! KRAMER: All right. If you refuse to grow up and scam your insurance company, you'll have to work this out with maroon Golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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