2nd_city_saint787 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 i was bowling next to these 2 old black men who were talkin s*** to each other (musta heard man you a hater 40 times) about how they sucked in the league the night before. Well one of em was like "i bet this kid next you will stomp you" so i kinda looked over and smiled and they said we'll pay for your game if you come over here and bowl with us so i did and stomped both of em 194 to 177 to 169. God i love old people. we have any bowlers in here??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Got an A in Bowling class at SIU. I bring pain to the pins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2nd_city_saint787 Posted January 14, 2010 Author Share Posted January 14, 2010 QUOTE (Brian @ Jan 14, 2010 -> 02:56 PM) Got an A in Bowling class at SIU. I bring pain to the pins! bowling class????? what the deuce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 QUOTE (2nd_city_saint787 @ Jan 14, 2010 -> 02:03 PM) bowling class????? what the deuce It was a one hour credit I took my last semester for the hell of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderBolt Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Damn, this thread looked a lot more compelling before i opened it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2nd_city_saint787 Posted January 14, 2010 Author Share Posted January 14, 2010 QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Jan 14, 2010 -> 04:11 PM) Damn, this thread looked a lot more compelling before i opened it. thats what i was goin for. I could go back and give em a nice knee to that back thatll prob break em in half for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Wow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 (edited) 2 perfect games and my best 3-game series is 760 Edited January 14, 2010 by witesoxfan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 (edited) QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Jan 14, 2010 -> 02:11 PM) Damn, this thread looked a lot more compelling before i opened it. I know... quite the cock tease. Wite was an all-state bowler at one time I believe. Quite the athlete he is. EDIT: Booo, he beat me by a minute. Edited January 14, 2010 by SoxAce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 And here we thought you were serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 My high average for a league was around 180. High game 255, high series (with that game in it) 698. Rolled 12 straight strikes over two games. I wish I hadn't of noticed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I'm pretty darn good if they put the kiddie gutter bumpers up for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I use to bowl a lot until I hurt my elbow. I carried a 200 average and best game I shot was 286. Best series was 767. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 The best method of bowling is the southsider2k5 method. The drunker you get, the higher the score. And you don't get a really good score until you're puking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Rowland Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I once ran over a 71 year old retired tool and die worker near Southport Lanes. Wait, what are we talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 i love the title and first post of this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 QUOTE (kapkomet @ Jan 14, 2010 -> 04:04 PM) The best method of bowling is the southsider2k5 method. The drunker you get, the higher the score. And you don't get a really good score until you're puking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Just about every weekend I like putting in a few games. And I'm not real serious about it, I just love the atmosphere and of course the sound of 10 pins not knowing what hit them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooftop Shots Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 QUOTE (EvilJester99 @ Jan 14, 2010 -> 04:03 PM) I use to bowl a lot until I hurt my elbow. I carried a 200 average and best game I shot was 286. Best series was 767. Join the club bro. Was always around the 195 era, and had numerous 700 series, but 2 obliterated knees ended that life. Best / worst night. Rolled back to back 268 games. Started thinking about 800. Couldn't miss! Well, the 3rd game I left 7 "Wrap Around" 10 pins in the first 9 frames, then went out! The "Carry" guru decided that he needed to leave me and go take a dump! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyons Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Donny was a good bowler. And a good man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 I bowled a 175 my highest score ever about a week ago. No one can say s*** to me ever since. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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