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QUOTE (Joxer_Daly @ Feb 7, 2013 -> 01:51 PM)
True.

 

Although, given that the guy got freaked out by a few harmless religious icons, I don't think he'll be into getting pumped off his missus!!! :lol:

People into santeria do animal sacrifice and what not...I don't think it was a few harmless icons...:)

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QUOTE (iamshack @ Feb 7, 2013 -> 08:02 PM)
People into santeria do animal sacrifice and what not...I don't think it was a few harmless icons...:)

 

 

So, not to jump to conclusions or anything, we're currently running a 2:1 ratio of people who think that pettie4sox would be into a strap-on session with the woman he just confessed to cheating on. :o

 

Like I say, not to jump to conclusions.

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QUOTE (Joxer_Daly @ Feb 7, 2013 -> 02:24 PM)
So, not to jump to conclusions or anything, we're currently running a 2:1 ratio of people who think that pettie4sox would be into a strap-on session with the woman he just confessed to cheating on. :o

 

Like I say, not to jump to conclusions.

Oh, I wasn't commenting on the strap-on session...just the animal sacrifice...

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QUOTE (iamshack @ Feb 7, 2013 -> 08:29 PM)
Oh, I wasn't commenting on the strap-on session...just the animal sacrifice...

 

Sorry, your vote was counted as an 'yes' on the strap-on question and can't be changed.

 

The ratio stands at 2:1. Scandalous carry-on.

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Women are hilarious.

 

So Valentine's Day - no one really wants to do anything special on a Thursday night, so we like most people will celebrate next Saturday (16th). I planned a wonderfully nice evening, and we're good to go.

 

Then, of course, I get this question - "What are we doing on Thursday night? Anything?"

 

Now honey - I we already have a day set aside!

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QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Feb 8, 2013 -> 09:13 AM)
Women are hilarious.

 

So Valentine's Day - no one really wants to do anything special on a Thursday night, so we like most people will celebrate next Saturday (16th). I planned a wonderfully nice evening, and we're good to go.

 

Then, of course, I get this question - "What are we doing on Thursday night? Anything?"

 

Now honey - I we already have a day set aside!

Yup, they gotta milk it for all it's worth. Same thing with birthdays. If it's not on a weekend, they get to claim that weekend as birthday weekend.

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QUOTE (iamshack @ Feb 7, 2013 -> 02:02 PM)
People into santeria do animal sacrifice and what not...I don't think it was a few harmless icons...:)

 

So f***ing buy a goat, invite her over for Valentine's Day, and introduce her to your girlfriend. Present a double sided dildo and a bottle of Jagermeister. See where it goes.

 

Honestly, what's the worst that could happen?

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QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Feb 8, 2013 -> 12:10 PM)
So f***ing buy a goat, invite her over for Valentine's Day, and introduce her to your girlfriend. Present a double sided dildo and a bottle of Jagermeister. See where it goes.

 

Honestly, what's the worst that could happen?

I don't practice Santeria I ain't got no crystal ball

I had a million dollars but I'd, I'd spend it all

I could find that Heina and that Sancho that she's found

I'd pop a cap in Sancho and I'd slap her down

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QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Feb 8, 2013 -> 03:13 PM)
Women are hilarious.

 

So Valentine's Day - no one really wants to do anything special on a Thursday night, so we like most people will celebrate next Saturday (16th). I planned a wonderfully nice evening, and we're good to go.

 

Then, of course, I get this question - "What are we doing on Thursday night? Anything?"

 

Now honey - I we already have a day set aside!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

My wife is pretty cool about this, I have to say. We've only gone out for dinner on Valentine's Day (which also doubles as the anniversary of when we first got together) once. We usually just do a nice meal in, a cosy night, a few drinks and a film. This year's going to be even more low-key as our daughter will be just three weeks old that day.

 

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QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Feb 8, 2013 -> 07:53 PM)
I got it. I just am not on your extreme level of humor. ;-)

 

 

I was actually being quite restrained... :(

 

 

I hadn't actually looked in on this thread in an age until yesterday. Where are we up to now with Reddy's epic saga?

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QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Jul 9, 2013 -> 10:34 AM)
Bump...

 

Has anyone ever had the problem when you're working out and losing weight that your SO tries to stop you? Or compliments your not so attractive areas in an attempt to sabotage you?

Sounds like the wrong person to be with.

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