LittleHurt05 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 QUOTE (Joxer_Daly @ Feb 7, 2013 -> 12:50 PM) Still, though, I'd advise against buying her that strap-on for Valentine's Day, vindictive or not... Maybe he's in to that kind of stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Feb 7, 2013 -> 07:13 PM) Maybe he's in to that kind of stuff? True. Although, given that the guy got freaked out by a few harmless religious icons, I don't think he'll be into getting pumped off his missus!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 QUOTE (Joxer_Daly @ Feb 7, 2013 -> 01:51 PM) True. Although, given that the guy got freaked out by a few harmless religious icons, I don't think he'll be into getting pumped off his missus!!! People into santeria do animal sacrifice and what not...I don't think it was a few harmless icons... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 QUOTE (iamshack @ Feb 7, 2013 -> 08:02 PM) People into santeria do animal sacrifice and what not...I don't think it was a few harmless icons... So, not to jump to conclusions or anything, we're currently running a 2:1 ratio of people who think that pettie4sox would be into a strap-on session with the woman he just confessed to cheating on. Like I say, not to jump to conclusions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 QUOTE (Joxer_Daly @ Feb 7, 2013 -> 02:24 PM) So, not to jump to conclusions or anything, we're currently running a 2:1 ratio of people who think that pettie4sox would be into a strap-on session with the woman he just confessed to cheating on. Like I say, not to jump to conclusions. Oh, I wasn't commenting on the strap-on session...just the animal sacrifice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 QUOTE (iamshack @ Feb 7, 2013 -> 08:29 PM) Oh, I wasn't commenting on the strap-on session...just the animal sacrifice... Sorry, your vote was counted as an 'yes' on the strap-on question and can't be changed. The ratio stands at 2:1. Scandalous carry-on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettie4sox Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Carry on with your rubbish, gentlemen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Feb 7, 2013 -> 02:41 PM) Carry on with your rubbish, gentlemen. Aww, did the focus of the conversation briefly leave your elicit affair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Women are hilarious. So Valentine's Day - no one really wants to do anything special on a Thursday night, so we like most people will celebrate next Saturday (16th). I planned a wonderfully nice evening, and we're good to go. Then, of course, I get this question - "What are we doing on Thursday night? Anything?" Now honey - I we already have a day set aside! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniKrush Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Feb 8, 2013 -> 09:13 AM) Women are hilarious. So Valentine's Day - no one really wants to do anything special on a Thursday night, so we like most people will celebrate next Saturday (16th). I planned a wonderfully nice evening, and we're good to go. Then, of course, I get this question - "What are we doing on Thursday night? Anything?" Now honey - I we already have a day set aside! Yup, they gotta milk it for all it's worth. Same thing with birthdays. If it's not on a weekend, they get to claim that weekend as birthday weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Dont ever fall for "Lets not get each other presents for (insert holiday, event)." As Admiral Ackbar said, ITS A TRAP!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted February 8, 2013 Author Share Posted February 8, 2013 QUOTE (iamshack @ Feb 7, 2013 -> 02:02 PM) People into santeria do animal sacrifice and what not...I don't think it was a few harmless icons... So f***ing buy a goat, invite her over for Valentine's Day, and introduce her to your girlfriend. Present a double sided dildo and a bottle of Jagermeister. See where it goes. Honestly, what's the worst that could happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Feb 8, 2013 -> 12:10 PM) So f***ing buy a goat, invite her over for Valentine's Day, and introduce her to your girlfriend. Present a double sided dildo and a bottle of Jagermeister. See where it goes. Honestly, what's the worst that could happen? I don't practice Santeria I ain't got no crystal ball I had a million dollars but I'd, I'd spend it all I could find that Heina and that Sancho that she's found I'd pop a cap in Sancho and I'd slap her down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettie4sox Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Feb 8, 2013 -> 09:12 AM) Aww, did the focus of the conversation briefly leave your elicit affair? Lol they were talking about strap on and s***. I didn't even see how it got to that area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted February 8, 2013 Author Share Posted February 8, 2013 QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Feb 8, 2013 -> 11:19 AM) Lol they were talking about strap on and s***. I didn't even see how it got to that area. We practiced Santeria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Feb 8, 2013 -> 05:19 PM) Lol they were talking about strap on and s***. I didn't even see how it got to that area. What? It all seemed fairly logical to me. Honestly, some people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Feb 8, 2013 -> 03:13 PM) Women are hilarious. So Valentine's Day - no one really wants to do anything special on a Thursday night, so we like most people will celebrate next Saturday (16th). I planned a wonderfully nice evening, and we're good to go. Then, of course, I get this question - "What are we doing on Thursday night? Anything?" Now honey - I we already have a day set aside! :lol: My wife is pretty cool about this, I have to say. We've only gone out for dinner on Valentine's Day (which also doubles as the anniversary of when we first got together) once. We usually just do a nice meal in, a cosy night, a few drinks and a film. This year's going to be even more low-key as our daughter will be just three weeks old that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettie4sox Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 QUOTE (Joxer_Daly @ Feb 8, 2013 -> 01:06 PM) What? It all seemed fairly logical to me. Honestly, some people! I got it. I just am not on your extreme level of humor. ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Feb 8, 2013 -> 07:53 PM) I got it. I just am not on your extreme level of humor. ;-) I was actually being quite restrained... I hadn't actually looked in on this thread in an age until yesterday. Where are we up to now with Reddy's epic saga? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettie4sox Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Bump... Has anyone ever had the problem when you're working out and losing weight that your SO tries to stop you? Or compliments your not so attractive areas in an attempt to sabotage you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Jul 9, 2013 -> 10:34 AM) Bump... Has anyone ever had the problem when you're working out and losing weight that your SO tries to stop you? Or compliments your not so attractive areas in an attempt to sabotage you? Sounds like the wrong person to be with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Is your significant other overweight or out of shape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Or compliments you because she likes you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettie4sox Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 QUOTE (iamshack @ Jul 9, 2013 -> 10:48 AM) Is your significant other overweight or out of shape? Yes. I have a theory but it's always best to bounce ideas off people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cabiness42 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Yes. I have a theory but it's always best to bounce ideas off people. My theory would be that she doesn't want you to lose weight because then you would be able to get a girl hotter than her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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