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QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 29, 2013 -> 07:03 PM)
What do you do when you are done with your girlfriend? Charge her with pornography and have her executed by a firing squad.

 

http://www.businessinsider.com/kim-jong-un...executed-2013-8

 

My God that is appalling. And sad. Even the crime of porn was probably fabricated.

And the "notorious labor camps" mentioned there sound horrendous as well. This truly shows the barbaric nature of some countries still today. Proud to be an American.

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so the girl I was writing about oh... end of last year... we got back together in like february? and broke up for realsies in June - but it was literally the most amicable thing I've ever experienced, and I was immediately over it. Like, we were both out of town, got back, texted her to call, and then we literally finished each others' sentence that it wasn't working.

 

ok cool, all well and good.

 

now 3 months later I'm suddenly missing her a lot kind of out of nowhere and I'm doing all the "romanticizing the relationship" bs in my head.

 

just need you guys to tell me that I'm only doing it because I'm bored and haven't really gotten myself out there in the dating scene again. :P

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QUOTE (Reddy @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 08:28 AM)
so the girl I was writing about oh... end of last year... we got back together in like february? and broke up for realsies in June - but it was literally the most amicable thing I've ever experienced, and I was immediately over it. Like, we were both out of town, got back, texted her to call, and then we literally finished each others' sentence that it wasn't working.

 

ok cool, all well and good.

 

now 3 months later I'm suddenly missing her a lot kind of out of nowhere and I'm doing all the "romanticizing the relationship" bs in my head.

 

just need you guys to tell me that I'm only doing it because I'm bored and haven't really gotten myself out there in the dating scene again. :P

 

You're only doing is because you're bored and you haven't really gotten yourself out there in the dating scene again

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QUOTE (Joxer_Daly @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 10:05 AM)
Sound advice.

 

QUITE sound advice. However I'm finding that rather difficult in that my bar game is crap and I've got high standards. :P

 

edit: but yes I know Joxer you want me to bang a fat bird. Don't worry, I remember.

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QUOTE (Reddy @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 09:23 AM)
thanks!

 

Don't listen to him. You're life is empty without her, and you're doing it because you know, deep down, she was perfect for you. You're just coming to the realization now that a long cold, VERY lonely winter is approaching because you blew the best thing in your life.

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QUOTE (Y2HH @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 12:22 PM)
Don't listen to him. You're life is empty without her, and you're doing it because you know, deep down, she was perfect for you. You're just coming to the realization now that a long cold, VERY lonely winter is approaching because you blew the best thing in your life.

Soxtalk is the best thing in his life but besides that, you're spot on for sure.

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QUOTE (Y2HH @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 11:22 AM)
Don't listen to him. You're life is empty without her, and you're doing it because you know, deep down, she was perfect for you. You're just coming to the realization now that a long cold, VERY lonely winter is approaching because you blew the best thing in your life.

i love you

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QUOTE (Y2HH @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 07:24 PM)
No they're not, she "completes" you.

 

God you know me so well. I knew I should move out to Seattle so that I can shortly thereafter move out to San Francisco to reconnect with my ex of 3 years. That's why I've been in such a dry spell. You're perfect, thank you, I'll pack my things at once.

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QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 08:19 AM)
God you know me so well. I knew I should move out to Seattle so that I can shortly thereafter move out to San Francisco to reconnect with my ex of 3 years. That's why I've been in such a dry spell. You're perfect, thank you, I'll pack my things at once.

 

No, that advice was not meant for you, just Reddy. The advice I give people is very targeted and very personal.

 

For you, it doesn't matter what you do, as your "dry spell" is soon to become an all out drought, where the earth will bake beneath the sun and become infertile. Sadly, there is nothing you can do to fix this.

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QUOTE (Y2HH @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 10:10 AM)
No, that advice was not meant for you, just Reddy. The advice I give people is very targeted and very personal.

 

For you, it doesn't matter what you do, as your "dry spell" is soon to become an all out drought, where the earth will bake beneath the sun and become infertile. Sadly, there is nothing you can do to fix this.

 

I masturbate

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