ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 QUOTE (whitesoxfan99 @ Aug 28, 2013 -> 08:57 PM) And neither person is in a relationship. Well, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 QUOTE (RockRaines @ Aug 27, 2013 -> 03:33 PM) He's standing outside her window. Hopefully he has his boombox with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 What do you do when you are done with your girlfriend? Charge her with pornography and have her executed by a firing squad. http://www.businessinsider.com/kim-jong-un...executed-2013-8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg775 Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 29, 2013 -> 07:03 PM) What do you do when you are done with your girlfriend? Charge her with pornography and have her executed by a firing squad. http://www.businessinsider.com/kim-jong-un...executed-2013-8 My God that is appalling. And sad. Even the crime of porn was probably fabricated. And the "notorious labor camps" mentioned there sound horrendous as well. This truly shows the barbaric nature of some countries still today. Proud to be an American. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 so the girl I was writing about oh... end of last year... we got back together in like february? and broke up for realsies in June - but it was literally the most amicable thing I've ever experienced, and I was immediately over it. Like, we were both out of town, got back, texted her to call, and then we literally finished each others' sentence that it wasn't working. ok cool, all well and good. now 3 months later I'm suddenly missing her a lot kind of out of nowhere and I'm doing all the "romanticizing the relationship" bs in my head. just need you guys to tell me that I'm only doing it because I'm bored and haven't really gotten myself out there in the dating scene again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted September 3, 2013 Author Share Posted September 3, 2013 (edited) QUOTE (Reddy @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 08:28 AM) so the girl I was writing about oh... end of last year... we got back together in like february? and broke up for realsies in June - but it was literally the most amicable thing I've ever experienced, and I was immediately over it. Like, we were both out of town, got back, texted her to call, and then we literally finished each others' sentence that it wasn't working. ok cool, all well and good. now 3 months later I'm suddenly missing her a lot kind of out of nowhere and I'm doing all the "romanticizing the relationship" bs in my head. just need you guys to tell me that I'm only doing it because I'm bored and haven't really gotten myself out there in the dating scene again. You're only doing is because you're bored and you haven't really gotten yourself out there in the dating scene again Edited September 3, 2013 by witesoxfan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 08:40 AM) You're only doing is because you're bored and you haven't really gotten yourself out there in the dating scene again thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted September 3, 2013 Author Share Posted September 3, 2013 QUOTE (Reddy @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 09:23 AM) thanks! Just do something you like doing in solitude and have a few beers while you do it. You'll feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettie4sox Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Reddy, get laid. Greg, America isn't the only civilized country in the world and that's debatable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 03:47 PM) Reddy, get laid. Sound advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Anyway, I'd better get back to the labour camp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 (edited) QUOTE (Joxer_Daly @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 10:05 AM) Sound advice. QUITE sound advice. However I'm finding that rather difficult in that my bar game is crap and I've got high standards. edit: but yes I know Joxer you want me to bang a fat bird. Don't worry, I remember. Edited September 3, 2013 by Reddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2HH Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 QUOTE (Reddy @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 09:23 AM) thanks! Don't listen to him. You're life is empty without her, and you're doing it because you know, deep down, she was perfect for you. You're just coming to the realization now that a long cold, VERY lonely winter is approaching because you blew the best thing in your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 QUOTE (Y2HH @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 12:22 PM) Don't listen to him. You're life is empty without her, and you're doing it because you know, deep down, she was perfect for you. You're just coming to the realization now that a long cold, VERY lonely winter is approaching because you blew the best thing in your life. Soxtalk is the best thing in his life but besides that, you're spot on for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2HH Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 12:25 PM) Soxtalk is the best thing in his life but besides that, you're spot on for sure. ...and people say we aren't "understanding" of others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 QUOTE (Y2HH @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 11:22 AM) Don't listen to him. You're life is empty without her, and you're doing it because you know, deep down, she was perfect for you. You're just coming to the realization now that a long cold, VERY lonely winter is approaching because you blew the best thing in your life. i love you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg775 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 How does she feel about it Reddy? Send her a text? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 QUOTE (greg775 @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 04:35 PM) How does she feel about it Reddy? Send her a text? naaaaah we haven't talked in 3 months and that's as it should be. my "feelings" are just fake feelings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2HH Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 QUOTE (Reddy @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 06:19 PM) naaaaah we haven't talked in 3 months and that's as it should be. my "feelings" are just fake feelings. No they're not, she "completes" you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmteam Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 QUOTE (Y2HH @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 07:24 PM) No they're not, she "completes" you. I feel you've been extra sarcastic lately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 QUOTE (greg775 @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 11:35 PM) How does she feel about it Reddy? Send her a text? Devious bastard, trying to set-up a fellow Soxtalker like that! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted September 4, 2013 Author Share Posted September 4, 2013 QUOTE (Y2HH @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 07:24 PM) No they're not, she "completes" you. God you know me so well. I knew I should move out to Seattle so that I can shortly thereafter move out to San Francisco to reconnect with my ex of 3 years. That's why I've been in such a dry spell. You're perfect, thank you, I'll pack my things at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2HH Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 08:19 AM) God you know me so well. I knew I should move out to Seattle so that I can shortly thereafter move out to San Francisco to reconnect with my ex of 3 years. That's why I've been in such a dry spell. You're perfect, thank you, I'll pack my things at once. No, that advice was not meant for you, just Reddy. The advice I give people is very targeted and very personal. For you, it doesn't matter what you do, as your "dry spell" is soon to become an all out drought, where the earth will bake beneath the sun and become infertile. Sadly, there is nothing you can do to fix this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted September 4, 2013 Author Share Posted September 4, 2013 QUOTE (Y2HH @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 10:10 AM) No, that advice was not meant for you, just Reddy. The advice I give people is very targeted and very personal. For you, it doesn't matter what you do, as your "dry spell" is soon to become an all out drought, where the earth will bake beneath the sun and become infertile. Sadly, there is nothing you can do to fix this. I masturbate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cabiness42 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 I masturbate That doesn't prevent the earth from drying up unless you do it outside and very often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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