Rowand44 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 This is turning into the best thread on Soxtalk, some sound advice here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted September 4, 2013 Author Share Posted September 4, 2013 QUOTE (HickoryHuskers @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 10:23 AM) That doesn't prevent the earth from drying up unless you do it outside and very often. Can I just urinate? or turn the sprinklers on? Seems like there has to be a simpler solution in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 11:40 AM) Can I just urinate? or turn the sprinklers on? Seems like there has to be a simpler solution in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 09:40 AM) Can I just urinate? or turn the sprinklers on? Seems like there has to be a simpler solution in here That's what the catholic priests thought, too...and look how that turned out for everyone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockRaines Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 QUOTE (HickoryHuskers @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 10:23 AM) That doesn't prevent the earth from drying up unless you do it outside and very often. You caught me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 QUOTE (Y2HH @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 07:24 PM) No they're not, she "completes" you. careful, you're doing a damn good job of making me forget all about her with your loving words... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2HH Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 QUOTE (Reddy @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 03:38 PM) careful, you're doing a damn good job of making me forget all about her with your loving words... And yet you just brought her up again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 QUOTE (Y2HH @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 05:01 PM) And yet you just brought her up again. you're right, from now on it's all about you baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2HH Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 (edited) QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 10:22 AM) I masturbate No, no, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOO! That was a metaphor for your life, not actual crops drying out under the sun. You're the one drying up. You're the Chuck Knoblauch of love...unable to make an easy throw FTW. :/ Sadly, there is nothing I can do for you right now...the only advice I can give you is to give up. Throw in the unused towel. Edited September 4, 2013 by Y2HH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 QUOTE (Y2HH @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 05:51 PM) No, no, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOO! That was a metaphor for your life, not actual crops drying out under the sun. You're the one drying up. You're the Chuck Knoblauch of love...unable to make an easy throw FTW. :/ Sadly, there is nothing I can do for you right now...the only advice I can give you is to give up. Throw in the unused towel. so... if he throws in the towel... can I use it instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2HH Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 (edited) QUOTE (Reddy @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 09:29 PM) so... if he throws in the towel... can I use it instead? Negative, your mission remains finding the lost love that completes you. Edited September 5, 2013 by Y2HH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 QUOTE (Y2HH @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 06:51 PM) No, no, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOO! That was a metaphor for your life, not actual crops drying out under the sun. You're the one drying up. You're the Chuck Knoblauch of love...unable to make an easy throw FTW. :/ Sadly, there is nothing I can do for you right now...the only advice I can give you is to give up. Throw in the unused towel. That's fine, I have plenty of socks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I'm really hoping I get invited to the Reddy-Y2HH wedding with Wite as the flower girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Sep 5, 2013 -> 11:51 AM) I'm really hoping I get invited to the Reddy-Y2HH wedding with Wite as the flower girl. Despite what Y2HH says, I still have plenty of my flower seed left over. Hopefully I can pollinate something too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2HH Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Sep 5, 2013 -> 11:54 AM) Despite what Y2HH says, I still have plenty of my flower seed left over. Hopefully I can pollinate something too This is lies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 QUOTE (Y2HH @ Sep 5, 2013 -> 12:03 PM) This is lies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buehrle>Wood Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Anyone got any specific date ideas in the southwest burbs that aren't dinner or a movie? Preferably something not too expensive. I'm bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer_Daly Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ Sep 5, 2013 -> 10:48 PM) Anyone got any specific date ideas in the southwest burbs that aren't dinner or a movie? Preferably something not too expensive. I'm bored. Heading out for a drink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2HH Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 QUOTE (Reddy @ Sep 5, 2013 -> 02:51 PM) Stop doing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg775 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ Sep 5, 2013 -> 09:48 PM) Anyone got any specific date ideas in the southwest burbs that aren't dinner or a movie? Preferably something not too expensive. I'm bored. Playing pool and having a few drinks. Or go get coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettie4sox Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ Sep 5, 2013 -> 04:48 PM) Anyone got any specific date ideas in the southwest burbs that aren't dinner or a movie? Preferably something not too expensive. I'm bored. Making dinner together, something that actually requires cooking, is a good date. Very few women will not like this as it will allow you plenty of time for conversation and you could gauge her culinary prowess at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Sep 9, 2013 -> 11:12 AM) Making dinner together, something that actually requires cooking, is a good date. Very few women will not like this as it will allow you plenty of time for conversation and you could gauge her culinary prowess at the same time. Cuz after all, what's the point of a woman if she can't make you top shelf sammiches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettie4sox Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 QUOTE (Reddy @ Sep 10, 2013 -> 10:07 AM) Cuz after all, what's the point of a woman if she can't make you top shelf sammiches? Man's got to eat, Reddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Y2HH was right. got coffee with the ex last night and talked for like 4 hours, and yes I need to get my ass laid. mission accepted. for three months I was totally cool with everything - see her again and it's like OMIGOSHILOVEYOUshutthef***upbrainyou'rearetard. b****es. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted September 25, 2013 Author Share Posted September 25, 2013 QUOTE (Reddy @ Sep 25, 2013 -> 08:04 AM) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Y2HH was right. got coffee with the ex last night and talked for like 4 hours, and yes I need to get my ass laid. mission accepted. for three months I was totally cool with everything - see her again and it's like OMIGOSHILOVEYOUshutthef***upbrainyou'rearetard. b****es. Was this a "first love" or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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