knightni Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 The critic is so much more funny than me...and sqwert to plus he is vegan and cool and probably handsome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Gene Honda Civic/Cheat gets my honorable mention even if he's not around much, but Critic should win it in a walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 I've gotten so many laughs from so many different posters this year. It's a very difficult decision! ....aaaaah, who the hell am I kidding? I'm voting for myself AGAIN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 I am a Phoenix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Feb 6, 2010 -> 02:19 PM) I am a Phoenix. So you're saying I can light you on fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Feb 6, 2010 -> 02:20 PM) So you're saying I can light you on fire? No. I think he's saying that he's flaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MexSoxFan#1 Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 FlaSoxxJim gets my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Feb 5, 2010 -> 12:21 PM) Gene Honda Civic/Cheat gets my honorable mention even if he's not around much, but Critic should win it in a walk. My "walk" ended up being off a pier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Is it too soon for a concession speech? Ladies and Gentlemen of Soxtalk, I stand before you today to concede the 2009 Funniest Poster Award race to SHIPPS. This is not a sad day for me. This is merely the end of one chapter of my online life, and with every ending comes a new beginning. I ran what I believed to be a funny campaign, but the people have spoken and I readily accept their verdict. The people of Soxtalk are looking for a new voice, a fresh approach to mocking the topics of the day. They have found their candidate in SHIPPS, and I join them in congratulating him. At this time, I'd like to commend SHIPPS on running a hilarious campaign. He quipped, punned and ably used sarcasm to bring laughter to almost 20 people. This is no small feat. I look forward to his 2010 hilarity with great anticipation. I, myself, will take a few weeks off from being funny to rest and re-charge my batteries before I ponder what the future holds. I have enjoyed immensely the privelege of being Soxtalk's funniest motherf***er for the past year, but with that honor comes great pressure to perform. I'd be lying to you if I said there wasn't any part of me relieved at losing that pressure. I shall entertain other options here at Soxtalk - I have thought of perhaps entering the Drunk Poster realm, or perhaps losing myself in minor-league statistical data. Maybe I'll go to a ton of crappy movies, or I may even decide to watch Scrubs......I'm just kidding about Scrubs, that show sucks. In closing, I'd like to offer any comedic support I can to SHIPPS and his administration during the transitional period, and I have great faith that the funny bone of this online community is in capable and sure hands (or typing fingers, as the case may be). Thank you, good night, and f*** off. The Critic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Thank you Critic, That just shows what a classy f***er you are. To be able to admit defeat to someone you know very well in your heart of hearts is not even nearly as funny and clever as you but because a few teenagers like my Will Ferrell avatar and I have a dancing piece of s*** on every post that I make along with the legend of the penis thread I was able to beat you out by a whole heaping handful of votes taken from the masses of atleast 50 nerds like myself. I commend your gracefulness, I would be pissed if I were you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Feb 18, 2010 -> 12:20 PM) Thank you Critic, That just shows what a classy f***er you are. To be able to admit defeat to someone you know very well in your heart of hearts is not even nearly as funny and clever as you but because a few teenagers like my Will Ferrell avatar and I have a dancing piece of s*** on every post that I make along with the legend of the penis thread I was able to beat you out by a whole heaping handful of votes taken from the masses of atleast 50 nerds like myself. I commend your gracefulness, I would be pissed if I were you. Oh, just cut the crap and GLOAT already, willya??? You know you want to!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 LOL. Hey I thought the cutoff date was yesterday! People are coming to their senses! Stop the voting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Feb 19, 2010 -> 08:41 AM) LOL. Hey I thought the cutoff date was yesterday! People are coming to their senses! Stop the voting! WHAT THE...??? HEY, CAN I RETRACT MY CONCESSION SPEECH????? HANGING CHADS!! VOTER INTIMIDATION!!! ELECTRONIC VOTING CORRUPTION IN FLA(SOXXJIM)!!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 This obvious over-campaigning is burning me out. I am voting for a third party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 I'm voting for Frank Caliendo cuz he's like sooooo funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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