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With today's football game quickly approaching, I think we should consult what The Book of Football Revelations has prophesied about today's events...

 

Then I heard a loud voice from the Halas Hall saying to the seven Bears, “Go, pour out the seven bowls of the Bears wrath on the Packers.”

 

The first Bear went and poured out his bowl on Soldier Field, and ugly, festering sores broke out on the people who had the mark of the Golden G and worshiped its image.

 

The second Bear poured out his bowl on Lake Michigan, and it turned into burnt orange like that of a Bears fan, and every living Packer near the sea died.

 

The third Bear poured out his bowl on the rivers and springs of water, and they became Navy Blue.

The fourth Bear poured out his bowl on the sun, and the sun was allowed to scorch only Packer fans with fire. They were seared by the intense heat and they cursed the name of Halas, who had control over these plagues, but they refused to repent and glorify him.

 

The fifth Bear poured out his bowl on the throne of Lombardi, and its team was plunged into darkness. People gnawed their tongues in agony and cursed Halas because of their pains and their sores, but they refused to repent of what they had done.

 

The sixth Bear poured out his bowl on the great river Chicago, and its water was dried up to prepare the way for the monsters of the midway from the lake front.

 

Then I saw three impure fans that looked like frogs; they came out of the mouth of the Rogers, out of the mouth of the Matthews and out of the mouth of the false prophet McCarthy. They are demonic fans that perform signs, and they go out to corners of the whole world, to gather all football fans for the battle on the great day of January 23rd, 2011.

 

“Look, I come like a thief! Blessed is the one who stays awake and remains warmly clothed, so as not to go naked and be shamefully exposed in this extreme cold.”

 

Then they gathered the players together to the place that in Chicagoian is called Soldiers Field.

 

The seventh Bear poured out his bowl into the cold air, and out of the owners box came a loud voice from the throne, saying, “It is done!”

 

Then there came flashes of fireworks, rumblings of feet, peals of confetti and a massive cheer. No cheer like it has ever occurred since mankind has been on earth, so tremendous was the noise. For it sounded like this: “Bear down Chicago Bears…”

 

The great state of Wisconsin split into three parts, and the cities of the state collapsed. Halas remembered Chicago the Great and gave her the trophy inscribed with the words “NFC Champions”.

Edited by Athomeboy_2000
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Heading out to the M casino in Henderson, NV. They have the in-game betting there, where you can choose the outcomes of any given possession, series, fg kick, etc. Should be fun.

 

Really excited for the game, but have been sort of resigning myself to a loss all week. I'm just not feeling it this year as I was in 05/06.

 

Go Bears!

 

Everyone enjoy the games!

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QUOTE (RockRaines @ Jan 23, 2011 -> 10:26 AM)
Every packer fan I spoke to at the airport last night had them scoring over 24 points.

I don't know how the Bears' offense will do, and Heck, they might give up a pick 6 or a special teams play to help that...but this defense is going to be mad.

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Oh my god Johnny Knox is such a p****. The next time he fights for a ball or goes for a jump ball will be the first. Then to make matters worse he stands there and stares at the DB after he lets the pass become an interception. I'm sick of this dude. The Bears need a true #1.

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QUOTE (lostfan @ Jan 23, 2011 -> 03:30 PM)
Oh my god Johnny Knox is such a p****. The next time he fights for a ball or goes for a jump ball will be the first. Then to make matters worse he stands there and stares at the DB after he lets the pass become an interception. I'm sick of this dude. The Bears need a true #1.

 

This is how I always have felt about Knox. He has to be one of the softer WRs in the NFL.

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QUOTE (Brian @ Jan 23, 2011 -> 05:22 PM)
Is Carson Palmer really in any position to demand a trade?

If he's willing to retire, yes.

 

Hell, he had some actual good games after Owens and Ochocinco were done for the season and he didn't have to get them the ball.

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QUOTE (JUSTgottaBELIEVE @ Jan 23, 2011 -> 09:03 PM)
Has any team ever knocked off the no 1,2, and 3 seeds en route to the super bowl? That's pretty crazy

 

 

I don't think so.

 

I know that this is the first NFC 6 seed to make it.

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