Texsox Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Hmm, which one was I? Four of us old guys sitting at the bar discussing surf, cars, and women. We know a little about one, a little more about the other, and agree we know nothing about the third. But fortunately we have someone half our age to explain it all to us. As he is "drinking us under the table" and holding his liquor like "a real man" the following exchange happens. "I can drink 12 of these (holds up beer) and not even feel it" "sucks to be you" "whaaaaaaat" "It sounds like you can spend $40 at the bar and not even feel it" "I'm a real man!!" "Alcohol is a chemical reaction in the brain. Most humans process it the same way. It's simple biology and chemistry. Obviously you have some mutation and can't process it like the rest of us." "It effects me. I just don't show it." "That's a learned behavior. Basically you are telling us you drink a bunch then force yourself to not act like you've been drinking. That's kind of goofy. Why not just not drink as much?" "Can you tell I had 12 of these!?" "You had seven" "12" "seven" "I can prove it. Hey bartender, bring me my tab and show these guys I had 12" "Do you take a GOLD card here?" "Yes we accept gold cards. If they are credit cards." Bartender buys us a round, apologizes for the drunk. "You don't have to buy us a round." "I didn't, the dumbass only had seven, but if he insists it was 12, well the customer is always right!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 So which one of the Junior SoxTalkers did you take advantage of, Tex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 20, 2010 Author Share Posted February 20, 2010 The guy started out pretty cool, but after his fourth or five in 90 minutes he started becoming obnoxious. He said he was down for Spring break. Which was even funnier, the crowds are still a month away. Poor guy had visions of women flashing and he gets four old guys at a local's bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Sorry Tex, I swear I don't even remember being in that state! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Nice work old man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 (edited) The four of you should have given the kid what he was looking for and flashed him. At least then he'd know that "Things are bigger in Texas" really is just an old wives tale. . . Edited February 20, 2010 by FlaSoxxJim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Awesome. I like getting drunk, but if I'm gonna get drunk, I'm not going to flex my liver and show how much I can drink. I'll just drink that much and be super drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_genius Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 QUOTE (Tex @ Feb 20, 2010 -> 06:48 AM) "I can drink 12 of these (holds up beer) and not even feel it" maybe he should move up to moonshine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 21, 2010 Author Share Posted February 21, 2010 QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Feb 20, 2010 -> 10:54 AM) The four of you should have given the kid what he was looking for and flashed him. At least then he'd know that "Things are bigger in Texas" really is just an old wives tale. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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