Quin Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 From Sports Pickle STARTING PITCHING ... The White Sox should have the best rotation in the division with Mark Buerhle, Jake Peavy, John Danks and Gavin Floyd. It's also a balanced rotation that goes lefty, right, lefty, righty, Freddy Garcia -- who is listed as a righty, but could probably be just as effective these days with his left arm. LINEUP ... In players like Gordon Beckham, Juan Pierre and Alex Rios, manager Ozzie Guillen continues to build the athletic lineup that he has always wanted. Athletes. Playing baseball. What a stupid idea. Guillen should be fired now before this foolish experiment gets out of hand. BULLPEN ... With closer Bobby Jenks, setup man Matt Thornton and new acquisition J.J. Putz, the bullpen should be a strength for the White Sox. And this should be a lesson to Guillen. Look at Jenks up there. He's one of the best in the game at his position. And he's a big lard ass with huge tits. You could fit three of these stupid "athletes" in one of Jenks' pant legs and they wouldn't be half as good as him. BENCH ... The most intriguing member of the White Sox bench is 24-year-old rookie catcher Tyler Flowers, who should get some at-bats this season and is slated to takeover the starting position from A.J. Pierzynski in 2011. Flowers projects as a better hitter than Pierzynski, but inferior behind the plate and much less of a prick. OVERALL ... The White Sox should battle for a playoff spot. Those are the expectations. If they fail to live up to that, the meltdown should be incredibly awesome because Ozzie Guillen is on Twitter now. Did you know the seven dirtiest curse words, the ones you can't say on TV, only take up 42 characters of Twitter's 140 allowance? Ozzie can post them three times in a row and still have 14 characters left for "a**holeb****s". Figured this would be worth a good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chisoxfan09 Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 OT: Mods is there something wrong with the "QUOTE" function? It does not seem to work not even launching a new tab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted March 20, 2010 Author Share Posted March 20, 2010 QUOTE (chisoxfan09 @ Mar 20, 2010 -> 06:58 AM) OT: Mods is there something wrong with the "QUOTE" function? It does not seem to work not even launching a new tab. Works fine for me...maybe you meant to hit REPLY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chisoxfan09 Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 (edited) Works fine for me...maybe you meant to hit REPLY? Quin, no it is actually the "QUOTE" button to grab the entire syntax of the previous reply. It just turns red for some reason. I have tried both Firefox and IE 8 and they both display the same behavior. Strange. Edited March 20, 2010 by chisoxfan09 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 QUOTE (chisoxfan09 @ Mar 20, 2010 -> 07:12 AM) Quin, no it is actually the "QUOTE" button to grab the entire syntax of the previous reply. It just turns red for some reason. I have tried both Firefox and IE 8 and they both display the same behavior. Strange. That is the multiquote feature, it doesn't work like a reply button. If you have multiple posts you want to reply to at the same time, you click the quote button on each of them. Then you hit reply at the end of the thread, and they will all show up to reply to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chisoxfan09 Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 That is the multiquote feature, it doesn't work like a reply button. If you have multiple posts you want to reply to at the same time, you click the quote button on each of them. Then you hit reply at the end of the thread, and they will all show up to reply to. Good to know thanx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 no prob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justBLAZE Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 I LOL'ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxfan101 Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 I like that preview. Short and to the point, although you could make it really short and to the point. I think the 2010 White Sox can be previewed in about 2 sentences. This team isn't complicated at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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