Mauer Twins agree to 8 year deal

[Benchwarmerjim]

that has changed this offseason. They got Sano from the Domician Republic for a cool $3mil. They signed another Dominican for big bucks. They signed a dude from Germany (Kepler I believe) for something like $750k (largest for a European player))

[Rooftop Shots]

YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF HERM SCHNEIDER!!!

 

One thing I can't fig out! Hermy is known as one of the best trainers in baseball, but yet when a player gets injured and he comes out of the dugout, he almost looks like an oversized blob that can barely walk, let alone run. You gotta think that the players have to say in the back of their minds......"Man, why should I listen to you on how to take care of my body, when you continually grow 2 to 3 pants sizes bigger each and every year?" "How about yourself, bub?"

[witesoxfan]

One thing I can't fig out! Hermy is known as one of the best trainers in baseball, but yet when a player gets injured and he comes out of the dugout, he almost looks like an oversized blob that can barely walk, let alone run. You gotta think that the players have to say in the back of their minds......"Man, why should I listen to you on how to take care of my body, when you continually grow 2 to 3 pants sizes bigger each and every year?" "How about yourself, bub?"

 

He's a martyr for the cause.

[BigSqwert]

One thing I can't fig out! Hermy is known as one of the best trainers in baseball, but yet when a player gets injured and he comes out of the dugout, he almost looks like an oversized blob that can barely walk, let alone run. You gotta think that the players have to say in the back of their minds......"Man, why should I listen to you on how to take care of my body, when you continually grow 2 to 3 pants sizes bigger each and every year?" "How about yourself, bub?"

I think the same things when I see the trainers at my gym.