Controlled Chaos Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Any good ones you have either heard or made up? When he goes to a strip club....they tip HIM. He is TMIMITW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 I happen to like: "He once visited a fortune teller...to tell her she was in trouble." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPN366 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 The French in Russian thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 His busines card just says, "I'll call you". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 When you suck his dick, it feels like he's sucking your dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 11:24 AM) When you suck his dick, it feels like he's sucking your dick. Not sure I've ever heard that one on the radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippedoutpunk Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 11:24 AM) When you suck his dick, it feels like he's sucking your dick. :lolhitting :lolhitting :lolhitting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 QUOTE (pittshoganerkoff @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 11:38 AM) Not sure I've ever heard that one on the radio. I made it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPN366 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 11:54 AM) I made it up. That's even more concerning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 His moods can affect the phase of the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 11:54 AM) I made it up. haha....that's what I want...made up ones. When he makes love to a woman...her mother has an orgasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 The sun rises at 12:00 p.m. on May 6th, just in case he decides to throw a Cinco de Mayo party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord chas Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 he never saves for a rainy day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPN366 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 If him and Chuck Norris were to meet, it would end the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 I hate these commercial and they make me stay away from that beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gooch Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 "He has never been on the wrong side of the tracks. When he crosses the tracks, the side he is on becomes the right side" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Eh, these all apply to Rally Crede. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPN366 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 QUOTE (The Gooch @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 04:42 PM) "He once crossed the tracks to see why it was the wrong side" Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 QUOTE (Brian @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 04:39 PM) I hate these commercial and they make me stay away from that beer Me too. I'd rather "stay thirsty, my friend" than support that crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitetrain8601 Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 "When he and his wife fight, Oscar De La Hoya promotes it on PPV." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 When he is the White Sox hitting coach, they hit the ball. When he and World Wide Wes get together, nations are formed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Sighh.......time for a history lesson for some of you. http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=40143 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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