CubKilla Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 one of the greatest FOX coups in awhile. Some of you may have seen the promos for a new "The Bachelor" type of reality show on FOX called "Joe Millionaire." For those that have seen the promo, I'll get to the good stuff I heard today on the radio in a second. For those who haven't, 20 or so fairly attractive but desperate women who must get married or their life will be worthless are whisked away to a chateau in France (of all places) where they will be introduced to a "millionaire" decended from French Royalty..... or so they think. This is THE BEST f***ING PART OF THIS SHOW IF WHAT I HEARD IS TRUE. On the final episode, in "The Bachelor" type of fashion, the "millionaire" will pick a woman whom he deems worthy of marrying..... but the best part is..... HE'S AN ATTRACTIVE PLUMBER WHO MADE $19,000 LAST YEAR!!!!! He is NOT a decendant of French Royalty..... just a regular, American "Joe." He will tell his fiance this fact during the final episode and FOX hopes to prove that love conquers all..... that some money-grubbing b**** that traveled half-way around the world to possibly marry a multi-millionaire with royal blood flowing through his veins won't care after she's been duped into falling in love with a guy somewhere around the POVERTY LINE! Now this is my kind of marriage reality show. I can't wait to see the bachelorette's reaction. I'll bet she'll dump his ass right there..... only minutes beforehand, she'll be expressing her "undying love" for him. This is gonna be great! Now..... if ABC's "The Bachelor" will get 20 women to fight over a guy that looks like Steve Buscemi, talks like Mike Tyson, and farts like Guido, I'd never leave the house cause I'd be a reality show junkie BTW, I heard this tid-bit on 105.9 FM in case anyone is wondering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleM23 Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 The actually really would be funny. I'd laugh my ass off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Damn it Cubkilla....I hope you didnt' just spoil the entire show for me I was looking forward to seeing what his secret is. Fox usually puts out quality programming. :metal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 who the hell thinks up this s***.....geez us as if we dont have enough crap on tv already......is it baseball season yet... i swear the s*** they try to shove down our throats for entertainment just amazes me sometimes.......lol............whats next trailerpark life and times of bo bo the pimp and his stable of toothless b****es....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baggio202 Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Originally posted by hotsoxchick1who the hell thinks up this s***.....geez us as if we dont have enough crap on tv already......is it baseball season yet... i swear the s*** they try to shove down our throats for entertainment just amazes me sometimes.......lol............whats next trailerpark life and times of bo bo the pimp and his stable of toothless b****es....... think i could start a stable of toothless b****es Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Originally posted by hotsoxchick1whats next trailerpark life and times of bo bo the pimp and his stable of toothless b****es....... Where you been.... that show has been around for years. It's called The Jerry Springer Show.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Aside from watching the MLB and NFL on Fox, I have basically given up on Fox programming, as I wish to keep my IQ above a certain level. I agree with hsc in that the stuff on that station is a bunch of crap! The shows are just as phony as Brittney Spears is. But, then again, when it comes to TV viewing, I basically have a one-track mind (watching ESPN and Fox Sports Chicago). Occasionally, I might watch a sitcom like reruns of Home Improvement or Friends, or a game show like Jeopardy...but that's about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleM23 Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 If only Fox hadn't dropped Family Guy. But they had The Simpsons, the greatest TV show ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Originally posted by HeatherTheRedbirdAside from watching the MLB and NFL on Fox, I have basically given up on Fox programming, as I wish to keep my IQ above a certain level. I agree with hsc in that the stuff on that station is a bunch of crap! The shows are just as phony as Brittney Spears is. But, then again, when it comes to TV viewing, I basically have a one-track mind (watching ESPN and Fox Sports Chicago). Occasionally, I might watch a sitcom like reruns of Home Improvement or Friends, or a game show like Jeopardy...but that's about it. wtf bernie mac, malcom in the middle, king of the hill, futurama, those aren't stupid shows. maybe if you want more quality programming you should pitch them a show about osh kosh billy koch and all the hilarity that ensues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Originally posted by Spiff Originally posted by HeatherTheRedbirdAside from watching the MLB and NFL on Fox, I have basically given up on Fox programming, as I wish to keep my IQ above a certain level. I agree with hsc in that the stuff on that station is a bunch of crap! The shows are just as phony as Brittney Spears is. But, then again, when it comes to TV viewing, I basically have a one-track mind (watching ESPN and Fox Sports Chicago). Occasionally, I might watch a sitcom like reruns of Home Improvement or Friends, or a game show like Jeopardy...but that's about it. wtf bernie mac, malcom in the middle, king of the hill, futurama, those aren't stupid shows. maybe if you want more quality programming you should pitch them a show about osh kosh billy koch and all the hilarity that ensues. Futurama isn't that good...the Simpsons is much better. Malcolm can be pretty decent at most times, but it never tops Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cy Young Porzio Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 that is pretty funny becuz if i didnt know that i would never even think of watching those dumb shows, and i laughed at everyone who watched the bachelor. That show alone, sets back humanity atleast 20 years. But hey im gonna be laughin at the ladies the whole time now for an entirely differnt reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Originally posted by doubleM23If only Fox hadn't dropped Family Guy. But they had The Simpsons, the greatest TV show ever. Thank You Matt....FAMILY GUY RULED I can't find one person that didn't like that show, and yet, it was dumped. Still, currently, I love King of the Hill, man it kicks some ass, so does Simpsons though. Its like the only night I arange my night around tv, simpsons, king of the hill, sopranos. I like Malcom in the middle and Bernie Mac too, but I don't see them as often. Also...That 70's show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Originally posted by sideshowapu Futurama isn't that good...the Simpsons is much better. Malcolm can be pretty decent at most times, but it never tops Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law. Right now the Simpsons is garbage. They should euthanise it before they tarnish the name even more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baggio202 Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 fox also had my all time favorite show...married..with children...that show rocked... fox is no different then asny other network...dumb down their programming.. then on sweepsweek its T and A all over the place:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Yes Baggs...Married with Children an all time classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubKilla Posted December 6, 2002 Author Share Posted December 6, 2002 Originally posted by ChisoxfnYes Baggs...Married with Children an all time classic. Al Bundy, Homer Simpson, Hank Hill..... a potpourri of fathers we all should strive to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 They are all funny sob's thats for sure. You could even say Bernie Mac is a pretty damn funny father, but he's not anywhere near the level of the others, not yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Married with Children is still on....it is reruns, but is still on. I know it was based in Chicago and that Frank Thomas was on one episode, during the strike. I have got to see that one....it is a necessity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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