Born or not born?

[LittleHurt05]

1982

[caulfield12]

Ah, the Internet generation.

 

I was born in the same decade that Harrelson and Yaz were Golden Gods (barely, late 1969).

 

First baseball game attended I think was, yikes, Cardinals/Cubs in Wrigley in 1979, when Garry Templeton was still the Cards' SS. I guess my first memories of the Sox are those collared jerseys, Bill Veeck, Disco Demolition Night, Claudell Washington, Mike Squires, Lamar Johnson, lol.

 

Since then, I've only set foot in Wrigley one more time...because all my friends went to NU, the Sox were out of town the day I was visiting, and it was closer to Evanston.

[JPN366]

Born in 1972. I'm 38. That's an old timer?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!

 

:-)

 

P.S. My girlfriend is 20, so if I am an old timer give this old timer a BIT of credit!! :-P

 

[JPN366]

1981.

[iamshack]

I live in Eastern Europe, where it's a bit more common for an apparent old timer like me at 38 to have a 20 yr old GF. And they actually are a bit more traditional over here so they don't mind being regarded as a sex object like the women in the USA do...especially in Ukraine...

 

So with that said, here we go, can't believe I am doing this...LOL

 

http://www.matt-connelly.com/julia

 

Sox fans you'll love Eastern Europe! Come on out, you can go to the clubs, get some drinks, see some beautiful women, and come home at 2AM just in time for the Sox game!!! :-)

Jeepers.

 

Do you have a couch I can crash on?

[JPN366]

I live in Eastern Europe, where it's a bit more common for an apparent old timer like me at 38 to have a 20 yr old GF. And they actually are a bit more traditional over here so they don't mind being regarded as a sex object like the women in the USA do...especially in Ukraine...

 

So with that said, here we go, can't believe I am doing this...LOL

 

http://www.matt-connelly.com/julia

 

Sox fans you'll love Eastern Europe! Come on out, you can go to the clubs, get some drinks, see some beautiful women, and come home at 2AM just in time for the Sox game!!! :-)

 

[ThunderBolt]

Nay, for me.

[WCSox]

I live in Eastern Europe, where it's a bit more common for an apparent old timer like me at 38 to have a 20 yr old GF. And they actually are a bit more traditional over here so they don't mind being regarded as a sex object like the women in the USA do...especially in Ukraine...

 

So with that said, here we go, can't believe I am doing this...LOL

 

http://www.matt-connelly.com/julia

 

Sox fans you'll love Eastern Europe! Come on out, you can go to the clubs, get some drinks, see some beautiful women, and come home at 2AM just in time for the Sox game!!! :-)

 

*highfive*

 

Thanks for sharing pic #3.

 

[iamshack]

*highfive*

 

Thanks for sharing pic #3.

Man, we are all a bunch of dirtbags

[caulfield12]

Cangelosi, I think I have you beat.

 

1) Married Russian model named Irina, check. Separated for 4 1/2 years but not divorced, check. Still a top 10 lifetime accomplishment for "middle class" teacher, lol.

 

2) I can't say that I had a serious Czech or Slovakian g/f, but I dated lots of Brno and Ostrava girls, lol. One of the most beautiful women in the world, Tereza Kolarikova...well, I just wish I was 30 and not 40, and RICH. And super good looking. Maybe then, maybe, I'd have a chance. Or if I was Brian Anderson, Gordon Beckham, Jon Garland, Paul Konerko, Mark Kotsay, Pods or LHP Williams.

 

3) http://s1024.photobucket.com/home/caulfield12

(I'm currently putting on a fundraising concert/fashion show/bachelor auction for Operation Smile here in China and I've been lucky enough to interview 50+ Chinese models as part of my job...one of the models even goes to Brown University and is double majoring in Biomedical Engineering and Economics/Business)

 

4) I am very good friends with a pseudo-porn star (she's never actually done B-G), just google Davon Kim. Not South Korean or Chinese, she's Filipina, from Cebu City. Her real name is Marienel, she's the sweetest girl in the world, but sorry guys, she's now happily married and living in the Netherlands.

 

5) I have had the opportunity to live/work in Colombia, the Philippines, Thailand and China twice...although I will agree with you that Eastern European/Russian/Ukrainian and then South American (Colombia, Venezuelan, Brazilian, Argentinian) women are the most beautiful in the world.

 

6) I once had a lap dance from Jenna Jameson for $20, lol. Can't remember the name, Spearmint Albino something strange like that out in LA.

 

7) I don't take pictures or video...but let's just say Anna Kournikova is, at best, an average Russian beauty.

 

 

Edited June 26, 2010 by caulfield12

[stretchstretch]

I live in Eastern Europe, where it's a bit more common for an apparent old timer like me at 38 to have a 20 yr old GF. And they actually are a bit more traditional over here so they don't mind being regarded as a sex object like the women in the USA do...especially in Ukraine...

 

So with that said, here we go, can't believe I am doing this...LOL

 

http://www.matt-connelly.com/julia

 

Sox fans you'll love Eastern Europe! Come on out, you can go to the clubs, get some drinks, see some beautiful women, and come home at 2AM just in time for the Sox game!!! :-)

 

 

so now, what's the nearest airport one should fly into?

[WCSox]

Man, we are all a bunch of dirtbags

 

Indeed. But my wife thinks that I'm discussing baseball right now, so it's all cool on my end.

 

Cangelosi, I think I have you beat.

 

1) Married Russian model named Irina, check. Separated for 4 1/2 years but not divorced, check. Still a top 10 lifetime accomplishment for "middle class" teacher, lol.

 

2) I can't say that I had a serious Czech or Slovakian g/f, but I dated lots of Brno and Ostrava girls, lol. One of the most beautiful women in the world, Tereza Kolarikova...well, I just wish I was 30 and not 40, and RICH. And super good looking. Maybe then, maybe, I'd have a chance. Or if I was Brian Anderson, Gordon Beckham, Jon Garland, Paul Konerko, Mark Kotsay, Pods or LHP Williams.

 

3) http://s1024.photobucket.com/home/caulfield12

(I'm currently putting on a fundraising concert/fashion show/bachelor auction for Operation Smile here in China and I've been lucky enough to interview 50+ Chinese models as part of my job...one of the models even goes to Brown University and is double majoring in Biomedical Engineering and Economics/Business)

 

4) I am very good friends with a pseudo-porn star (she's never actually done B-G), just google Davon Kim. Not South Korean or Chinese, she's Filipina, from Cebu City. Her real name is Marienel, she's the sweetest girl in the world, but sorry guys, she's now happily married and living in the Netherlands.

 

5) I have had the opportunity to live/work in Colombia, the Philippines, Thailand and China twice...although I will agree with you that Eastern European/Russian/Ukrainian and then South American (Colombia, Venezuelan, Brazilian, Argentinian) women are the most beautiful in the world.

 

6) I once had a lap dance from Jenna Jameson for $20, lol. Can't remember the name, Spearmint Albino something strange like that out in LA.

 

 

Man, you guys rock. My wife would NEVER pose for photos like that. Even if I promised to never, ever, ever show them to anybody.

 

[caulfield12]

Nay, for me.

 

Are you voting Nay for Cangelosi's girl, lol?

 

Or not Born?

 

At first, I thought someone wanted to acquire Michael Bourn Supremacy, Willie Taveras or Lastings Milledge for leadoff when I saw the thread title.

 

Cangelosi, she's a cute girl, looks like she hasn't had too much plastic surgery.

 

Just joking...but did you ask her permission to post her picture? I'm not sure if she would be too happy, my wife would seriously kill or John Wayne Bobbitt me if I took her lingerie and bikini pictures and posted them on-line.

 

Where are you heading to next, Buda-Pest Hungary? If you think CR, Poland and Slovakia are interesting, you're in for some eye-opening experiences.

[caulfield12]

so now, what's the nearest airport one should fly into?

 

 

Brno or Praha (Prague). Then go to Hungary, Budapest. If you are very very daring, you can go to the Ukraine, but I wouldn't recommend going by yourself, you have to be with someone you trust (friend, tour guide, g/f or fiance, etc.)

 

I'm telling you guys, Colombia has the most beautiful woman, it's cheap (you can eat steaks and go horse back riding all afternoon for less than $20, it's not over-ridden by tourists, so many interesting animals, mountains, flowers, nature, mountains and waterfalls) and it's a lot closer than Europe or Asia.

 

Many men come to Thailand and the Philippines (because the women there speak English)...but, since I speak Spanish pretty well, I would STRONGLY recommend anywhere in Central or South America. Well, maybe not Venezuela now, it's dicey with Chavez, he kind of hates gringos and americanos. Except for Oliver Stone, but that's another story.

 

 

[JohnCangelosi]

Are you voting Nay for Cangelosi's girl, lol?

 

Or not Born?

 

At first, I thought someone wanted to acquire Michael Bourn Supremacy, Willie Taveras or Lastings Milledge for leadoff when I saw the thread title.

 

Cangelosi, she's a cute girl, looks like she hasn't had too much plastic surgery.

 

Just joking...but did you ask her permission to post her picture? I'm not sure if she would be too happy, my wife would seriously kill or John Wayne Bobbitt me if I took her lingerie and bikini pictures and posted them on-line.

 

Where are you heading to next, Buda-Pest Hungary? If you think CR, Poland and Slovakia are interesting, you're in for some eye-opening experiences.

Haha! Nice! I actually live in Warsaw, Poland. She actually would be OK with me posting it, especially in a small group like this where max there will only be 20-30 people or so seeing the pics. In fact she even told me I could post that one on Facebook but I am not going to do it, since my fellow American friends tend to be more sensitive than people are in Europe about sexuality. I'll probably take down the directory in a few days but in the meantime leave it up for the Sox Talk family :-). And Caufield, indeed, sounds like you've had a good run of it worldwide. There's plenty to explore in other cultures and Eastern Europe is just one of many places to do it! All Sox Talk members are free to PM me if they should ever make it out here!

[JohnCangelosi]

Brno or Praha (Prague). Then go to Hungary, Budapest. If you are very very daring, you can go to the Ukraine, but I wouldn't recommend going by yourself, you have to be with someone you trust (friend, tour guide, g/f or fiance, etc.)

 

I'm telling you guys, Colombia has the most beautiful woman, it's cheap (you can eat steaks and go horse back riding all afternoon for less than $20, it's not over-ridden by tourists, so many interesting animals, mountains, flowers, nature, mountains and waterfalls) and it's a lot closer than Europe or Asia.

 

Many men come to Thailand and the Philippines (because the women there speak English)...but, since I speak Spanish pretty well, I would STRONGLY recommend anywhere in Central or South America. Well, maybe not Venezuela now, it's dicey with Chavez, he kind of hates gringos and americanos. Except for Oliver Stone, but that's another story.

I've heard the same thing about Columbia, would love to get out there sometime...

[iamshack]

Haha! Nice! I actually live in Warsaw, Poland. She actually would be OK with me posting it, especially in a small group like this where max there will only be 20-30 people or so seeing the pics. In fact she even told me I could post that one on Facebook but I am not going to do it, since my fellow American friends tend to be more sensitive than people are in Europe about sexuality. I'll probably take down the directory in a few days but in the meantime leave it up for the Sox Talk family :-). And Caufield, indeed, sounds like you've had a good run of it worldwide. There's plenty to explore in other cultures and Eastern Europe is just one of many places to do it! All Sox Talk members are free to PM me if they should ever make it out here!

20 or 30?

 

I'll bet you 75 have already seen it

 

And Caufield, you're cracking me up, broseph.

[caulfield12]

20 or 30?

 

The way the White Sox are blowing up, she could have her own fan club by the end of the weekend, with a personal website and calendar (especially if you dressed her up in "sexy" Sox gear, lol)

 

BTW, Spearmint Rhino in LA, haha.

 

Not Spearmint Albino.

 

At least I got the rhyme and basic sound correct.

 

And she is so plastic/silicone (Jenna Jameson) in person, I wasn't that impressed. I'll take a natural girl you wake up next to in the morning without make-up on and and she's still equally beautiful and recognizable from the night before.

Edited June 26, 2010 by caulfield12

[WilliamTell]

Born in 1972. I'm 38. That's an old timer?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!

 

:-)

 

P.S. My girlfriend is 20, so if I am an old timer give this old timer a BIT of credit!! :-P

 

I need to live in Eastern Europe!

 

Not born. 1985.

[iamshack]

20 or 30?

 

The way the White Sox are blowing up, she could have her own fan club by the end of the weekend, with a personal website and calendar (especially if you dressed her up in "sexy" Sox gear, lol)

 

BTW, Spearmint Rhino in LA, haha.

 

Not Spearmint Albino.

 

At least I got the rhyme and basic sound correct.

 

And she is so plastic/silicone (Jenna Jameson) in person, I wasn't that impressed. I'll take a natural girl you wake up next to in the morning without make-up on and and she's still equally beautiful and recognizable from the night before.

When did you get the lap dance?

[caulfield12]

If you like to drink beer, Eastern Europe's the place.

 

They actually have Budweiser beer which is claimed to be THE ORIGINAL version...sorry, StL Cardinals fans and Mark Buehrle.

 

 

Since it's the weekend, you can google Davon Kim, but I would recommend not doing it at work!

I'm sure she has her own personal pages at freeones.com or asianthumbs.org.

 

And no, she's not a lesbian, either. I'm sorry that I could never make it to one of her shoots for bikinipleasure.com (I think Midwesterners would still be shocked to see a girl actually wearing a "micro-kini" at a public place), that would be impossible to be an "objective" observer at...right now she's in the Canary Islands/Buenaventura with a Ukrainian model doing a shoot.

Edited June 26, 2010 by caulfield12

[caulfield12]

When did you get the lap dance?

 

Let's see, I want to say sometime around 2002/03.

[WHarris1]

Wasn't f***ing born but if this is in or out I'm f***ing in as s***

[pktmotion]

Not Born, 1986.

 

+1 for the young-ins.

 

another +1 for Eastern Europeans. 100% Albanian. Sorry no hot models, just hairy women and decades of feudal war.

 

 

 

 

[SoxAce]

Not born (or "not even a thought" as Beckham said), mad props to the two posters in this thread though. (also to Jason and Jeff who have hot wives/fiancees)

 

I'm sure guys like Jim and Tex were in their late teens or early 20s though.

Edited June 26, 2010 by SoxAce