shipps Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 I among a lot of other men (from what I hear) have trouble peeing in public places where there are others present. Sporting events it is almost impossible for me to squeeze one out no matter how bad I have to go. I just dont know how to deal with it. The harder I try to go the more my dong locks it in. It is complete stage fright and its without a reason. Even if there is only one other person in the bathroom I still wont be able to take my leak. How do I get past this? Its something that I have dealt with for as long as I can remember. I have tried to picture waterfalls and imagine I am the only one present but then it just winds up dribbling down almost hitting my pants. Who has has this? How do you fix the pipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 *Bookmarks thread* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChWRoCk2 Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Watch the movie "Waiting." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxfan101 Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Pee in a stall instead of at a urinal? Only suggestion I can think of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted July 28, 2010 Author Share Posted July 28, 2010 QUOTE (ChWRoCk2 @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 03:20 PM) Watch the movie "Waiting." Please dont make me watch a Dane Cook movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoSox05 Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 I have the same problem. I feel the more I drink, the easier it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Try and flush the toilet first? I dont know, Im a public peer so I dont have this problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paruresis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 QUOTE (IceCreamPants @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 03:21 PM) Please dont make me watch a Dane Cook movie. Ok Ok, then watch any Tyler Perry movie. Makes me want to relieve myself every time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scenario Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Note to self: Must not get drawn into another Shipps penis thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 QUOTE (IceCreamPants @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 03:13 PM) I among a lot of other men (from what I hear) have trouble peeing in public places where there are others present. Sporting events it is almost impossible for me to squeeze one out no matter how bad I have to go. I just dont know how to deal with it. The harder I try to go the more my dong locks it in. It is complete stage fright and its without a reason. Even if there is only one other person in the bathroom I still wont be able to take my leak. How do I get past this? Its something that I have dealt with for as long as I can remember. I have tried to picture waterfalls and imagine I am the only one present but then it just winds up dribbling down almost hitting my pants. Who has has this? How do you fix the pipe? I believe this needs to be done when you're a young wee lad. Ya need to be in a crowded bathroom at a big event like a Sox game. You finally get up to the urinal, you drop your pants down to your ankles, bare-assed you stand on your tip toes holding your 1/4 inch penis. There's giant penises all around you, seemingly just popping out of nowhere cause everyone's still has their pants up. You will never have a more humiliating feeling in a bathroom than that moment right there...unless you're George Michael or Sen Larry Craig. So after that....it's all good...you hit rock bottom...things can only go up from there. Oh, but if it happens to start going up right at that moment...zip up and get outta there!! Since you're an adult now dude, I don't know what to tell ya. You can try the pants around the ankles thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 QUOTE (IceCreamPants @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 03:13 PM) I among a lot of other men (from what I hear) have trouble peeing in public places where there are others present. Sporting events it is almost impossible for me to squeeze one out no matter how bad I have to go. I just dont know how to deal with it. The harder I try to go the more my dong locks it in. It is complete stage fright and its without a reason. Even if there is only one other person in the bathroom I still wont be able to take my leak. How do I get past this? Its something that I have dealt with for as long as I can remember. I have tried to picture waterfalls and imagine I am the only one present but then it just winds up dribbling down almost hitting my pants. Who has has this? How do you fix the pipe? When I got to sporting events or in a crowded bathroom, be it movie theatre or whatever, I have to pee in a stall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 QUOTE (IceCreamPants @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 02:21 PM) Please dont make me watch a Dane Cook movie. HARDLY a dane cook movie. Waiting is brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 QUOTE (Reddy @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 04:10 PM) HARDLY a dane cook movie. Waiting is brilliant. Yeah he has a brief scene or two. Definitely a movie worth checking out if you've worked in the restaurant industry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepyWhiteSox Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Get drunk? I can piss anywhere when drunk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scenario Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 03:37 PM) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paruresis Paruresis is also known by many colloquial terms, including bashful bladder, bashful kidneys, stage fright, pee fright, urophobia, pee-shyness, public piss syndrome, and shy bladder syndrome. Let's see... PPIHS stands for... Public Peeing Isn't Happening Son, or... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Wow imagine that.. a locked penis thread and a guy named Big Sqwert is postin in it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 QUOTE (scenario @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 02:51 PM) Note to self: Must not get drawn into another Shipps penis thread. I was thinking Jason hacked into shipps account and made alittle revenge penis thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 QUOTE (SleepyWhiteSox @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 04:28 PM) Get drunk? I can piss anywhere when drunk... Same here, and also while sober. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev211 Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 QUOTE (J.Reedfan8 @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 05:18 PM) I was thinking Jason hacked into shipps account and made alittle revenge penis thread. This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Think about a girl giving you oral sex. That might help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 QUOTE (Reddy @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 04:10 PM) HARDLY a dane cook movie. Waiting is brilliant. No doubt. GREAT movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 QUOTE (J.Reedfan8 @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 05:18 PM) I was thinking Jason hacked into shipps account and made alittle revenge penis thread. Yeah, hard not to think that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Guys, this really is Shipps and Shipps alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkBomber Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Pants are always a viable option Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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