shipps Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I really love Bill Melton brawts at the Cell. They are really good. When the Sox are laying an egg and I am at the ball park to witness it thats what makes me feel a little bit better. A nice long juicy Melton weiner. What do you guys do to still make things enjoyable at those tough games to watch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I like to pphis my pants. It's all warm and squishy, just like sitting in a bean bag chair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I like to imagine a couple of long, juicy Melton wieners going into your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyons Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. Quaaludes mostly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elrockinMT Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I go to the fridge and get me another beer ... I have a different park where I watch the game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted August 18, 2010 Author Share Posted August 18, 2010 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 01:50 PM) I like to imagine a couple of long, juicy Melton wieners going into your mouth. Dont You!? Its so appetizing watching them go into the mouths of those who are hungry for a long glistening weiner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Go down on your ladyfriend, then spunkalunk all up inside her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 QUOTE (IceCreamPants @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 02:10 PM) Dont You!? Its so appetizing watching them go into the mouths of those who are hungry for a long glistening weiner. I like to smear things on my weiners, and THEN eat them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted August 18, 2010 Author Share Posted August 18, 2010 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 02:33 PM) I like to smear things on my weiners, and THEN eat them. well I feel better now...seriously needed some good dumbass humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Thanks guys. I laughed out loud...needed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSoxFan Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 01:50 PM) I like to imagine a couple of long, juicy Melton wieners going into your mouth. LOL!!!!!!!! You just TOTALLY beat me to the punch on that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 QUOTE (LVSoxFan @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 03:31 PM) LOL!!!!!!!! You just TOTALLY beat me to the punch on that one! We need to go to the closest Shell station and have a gasoline fight near my jeep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 04:33 PM) We need to go to the closest Shell station and have a gasoline fight near my jeep. That will result in some well done wieners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan4life_2007 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I like to lay down in my bed with the lights out stroking my stuff to Hawk's voice saying "Don't stop now, boys!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I kick the neighbor's dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 04:54 PM) I kick the neighbor's dog. Hopefully you don't live next to Mike Vick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 10:49 PM) I like to lay down in my bed with the lights out stroking my stuff to Hawk's voice saying "Don't stop now, boys!" that's only after looking at your stuff and telling it to "stretch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 04:49 PM) I like to lay down in my bed with the lights out stroking my stuff to Hawk's voice saying "Don't stop now, boys!" Figured you'd at least sit back, relax and strap it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 05:56 PM) that's only after looking at your stuff and telling it to "stretch" And wishing he could put up a Big Crooked Number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 04:56 PM) that's only after looking at your stuff and telling it to "stretch" so that it could turn into a stone pony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 05:59 PM) Figured you'd at least sit back, relax and strap it down. Whatever you do, don't strap it on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Bobak's sausage suck. Seriously suck, I wont even eat Italian sausage at the park because of how bad it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted August 18, 2010 Author Share Posted August 18, 2010 QUOTE (Soxbadger @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 05:19 PM) Bobak's sausage suck. Seriously suck, I wont even eat Italian sausage at the park because of how bad it is. We named our kitten after that place. We picked her up at the police station as a 3 week old in a Bobak sausage box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted August 18, 2010 Author Share Posted August 18, 2010 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 04:59 PM) Figured you'd at least sit back, relax and strap it down. He tried too but he was given a Matt Abbaticola and his butt hurt to much after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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