Jordan4life_2007 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Damn, you guys are awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 QUOTE (IceCreamPants @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 05:54 PM) He tried too but he was given a Matt Abbaticola and his butt hurt to much after that. If he hadn't have done it in the Can of Corn, there wouldn't have been a need to stretch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stretchstretch Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 great stuff, need to make this a staple ritual after every epic meltdownanation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G&T Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 08:22 PM) If he hadn't have done it in the Can of Corn, there wouldn't have been a need to stretch. No matter where he did it he would have been BLEEPIN himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Too bad it was the right size but wrong shape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 He tried to do it again, but realized he was down to his last bullet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 That's where I would have just cinched it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 01:10 PM) He tried to do it again, but realized he was down to his last bullet. Don't stop now boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 To get into the mood he played this record... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 01:15 PM) To get into the mood he played this record... Awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Then he farted. His dog ran out of the room after smelling the stench and he yelled, "GAS, HE GONE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 LOL. This is the most ridiculous thread in ages. Don't stop now boys!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 After all of it, he was only left with a Big Hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 01:29 PM) After all of it, he was only left with a Big Hurt. Well thats because he was hung like El Caballo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyons Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 QUOTE (IceCreamPants @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 01:50 PM) Well thats because he was hung like El Caballo. And could use it to hang out all the drawers in Cook County. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Then he got under the covers and yelled "Come on, Timo! Come on, Timo, Come on, Timo!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Zelig Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 QUOTE (IceCreamPants @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 01:50 PM) Well thats because he was hung like El Caballo. Your what hurts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 QUOTE (Leonard Zelig @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 02:49 PM) Your what hurts? My Carl Yastrzemski hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 QUOTE (pittshoganerkoff @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 02:14 PM) Then he got under the covers and yelled "Come on, Timo! Come on, Timo, Come on, Timo!" He then proceeded to ride him hard and put him away wet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan4life_2007 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I just bookmarked this thread. I didn't mean to start all this. This is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 QUOTE (IceCreamPants @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 03:06 PM) My Carl Yastrzemski hurts. Was it cause you tried to pull a greased nail out of your behind with a pair of pliers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 10:38 PM) Was it cause you tried to pull a greased nail out of your behind with a pair of pliers? Mah booty is so tight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Brian Gorman you must be kidding me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elrockinMT Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 09:33 PM) We need to go to the closest Shell station and have a gasoline fight near my jeep. insurance fraud anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 QUOTE (elrockinMT @ Aug 20, 2010 -> 09:40 AM) insurance fraud anyone? YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOOOARD, YES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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