caulfield12 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Or you could pull the Loria/Dolan/Pirates' trick and run the franchise into the ground, pilfer all the (revenue sharing) profits out of the team, pocket a HUGE capital gain by selling the team and then retire to the island of Milena. Or just buy Milena. Actually, I wouldn't retire. I would buy a minor league franchise (probably in the Midwest League), those are much more fun to operate. And that way you'd still be close enough to make it to quite a few Sox games in person. FYI, did anyone see where Frank McCourt didn't know where he "misplaced" the $2.5 million he got when the Dodgers' sale went through, and also professed unwareness of "dodgers.com"? Incredible. Arte Moreno must be laughing up a storm (just not at this season's results). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Brooks Boyer currently holds my dream job given the field I'm in... so realistically HIM. Fantasy-wise, Kenny Williams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chetkincaid Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Sep 3, 2010 -> 07:50 AM) And then you'd go all tribune company and file for bankruptcy. Umm... no. I said Steinbrenner. He didn't file for bankruptcy, did he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 QUOTE (Chet Kincaid @ Sep 3, 2010 -> 09:13 AM) Umm... no. I said Steinbrenner. He didn't file for bankruptcy, did he? Where you're going to get that kind of revenue outside of the NYC media market then becomes your question. If you try to spend like him without having the revenue stream, you wind up doomed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I have always said, if I ever win the powerball, I am buying a minority share of the Sox so that I can sit on the board of directors. I want Jerry's job more than anything, but to even sit on the board would be it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaseballNick Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Being Mark Buehrle wouldn't suck. No-hitter, perfect game, World Series ring, Gold Glove, a segment of Baseball Tonight dedicated to one of your plays, oh, and a ton of cash. I think that would work for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 (edited) Southpaw for sure. I'd be flirting with all the girls, maybe slipping them my number. Some girls have to like the mascot, right? Edited September 3, 2010 by WilliamTell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitoMB345 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I'd wanna be the "HOT dogs!" man. Who doesn't know him?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderBolt Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Hawk. Being paid to not make sense? I'm there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Sep 3, 2010 -> 05:45 PM) Hawk. Being paid to not make sense? I'm there. You've been doing it for free for faaar too long, mirite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 QUOTE (WilliamTell @ Sep 3, 2010 -> 04:04 PM) Southpaw for sure. I'd be flirting with all the girls, maybe slipping them my number. Some girls have to like the mascot, right? This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderBolt Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 QUOTE (knightni @ Sep 3, 2010 -> 05:59 PM) You've been doing it for free for faaar too long, mirite? Yeah, and i'm not seeing a dime for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 If the age doesn't come with it, Jerry. If it does, Kenny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 I'd want to be the Assistant to the Traveling Secretary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuna Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 QUOTE (TitoMB @ Sep 3, 2010 -> 04:06 PM) I'd wanna be the "HOT dogs!" man. Who doesn't know him?! he got nothing on the "beer is your buddy, buy a friend" guy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcgrad70 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 (edited) I would like to be whoever is the majority owner so I could stage a coup to remove the Chairman. Edited September 4, 2010 by mcgrad70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg775 Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 The chairman brought us a WS title. Not bad considering the ineptitude in this town concerning baseball championships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 TV Broadcasting: The guy in charge of the control room (Jim Angio?) Radio Broadcasting: Producer of Rongey's show. White Sox behind-the-scenes job: Scott Reifert White Sox front office: Kenny Williams White Sox player: None of them. If I had the balls to go out and play, I'd be Buehrle. White Sox coach: Joey Cora Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcgrad70 Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 (edited) QUOTE (greg775 @ Sep 5, 2010 -> 03:41 AM) The chairman brought us a WS title. Not bad considering the ineptitude in this town concerning baseball championships. The chairman didn't pitch one game in the playoffs. 2005 was a one-hit wonder. He and his cronies have owned the team for 28 years. Edited September 5, 2010 by mcgrad70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Wedmesday Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 QUOTE (mcgrad70 @ Sep 5, 2010 -> 12:29 PM) The chairman didn't pitch one game in the playoffs. 2005 was a one-hit wonder. He and his cronies have owned the team for 28 years. What's your point, beyond illogical hostility? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighurt4life Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 PK, has anyone seen his wife? ... talent. I know everyone will say that Kotsay's wife is hotter, BUT, then you'd have to be Mark Kotsay and be a crap baseball player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Wedmesday Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 QUOTE (mcgrad70 @ Sep 4, 2010 -> 11:52 AM) I would like to be whoever is the majority owner so I could stage a coup to remove the Chairman. Since the Chairman is the majority owner, you'd have to remove yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 QUOTE (MuckFinnesota @ Sep 5, 2010 -> 12:27 PM) TV Broadcasting: The guy in charge of the control room (Jim Angio?) Radio Broadcasting: Producer of Rongey's show. White Sox behind-the-scenes job: Scott Reifert White Sox front office: Kenny Williams White Sox player: None of them. If I had the balls to go out and play, I'd be Buehrle. White Sox coach: Joey Cora Wait, who is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Sep 6, 2010 -> 08:13 PM) Wait, who is this? The Beast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paint it Black Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Steve Stone. Respected baseball mind, appearance everywhere (CNS, The Score etc.) and former Playgirl model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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