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Texsox

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  1. 1. When faced with this choice do you . . .

    • use the short one two spots away
      21
    • use the regular one next to another guy and stare at the wall
      15
    • use the regular one right next to the guy and check out his stuff
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    • go away until no one is there
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    • stall
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    • lol
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Heads22 Grand Master

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First of all, apparently we install urinals a little lower here in Iowa....

 

What I hate is stage fright. Not because I'm ashamed to whip it out.....but I feel awkward if I can't get the flow going, especially if there's a line forming behind me at the bar or something.

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3E8 Grand Master

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QUOTE (IlliniKrush @ Dec 19, 2010 -> 02:03 AM)
Honestly I almost kind of prefer the short urinal. I like being able to pee more downward than I can with the other ones, less chance of it getting on me.

 

Exactly. The more parallel your pee-stream is to the urinal wall, the last splash-back you're going to experience.

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RockRaines Grand Master

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Some urinals are better than other as well. The ones that go all the way to the floor love to splash pee on your pants, the ones that are bowl-like with water in them makes it seem like a bunch of dudes sharing a stall.

 

Have you guys ever seen a female urinal, now THATS f***ing strange.

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Leonard Zelig Grand Master

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QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Dec 18, 2010 -> 03:17 PM)
I hate peeing in stalls, my johnson always touches the toilet bowl water.................ladies.

 

That reminds me of a joke.

 

There's these two fellers standing on a bridge goin to the bathroom. One feller says that the water is cold, the other feller said the water's deep. I believe one feller come from Arkansas.

 

Get it?

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QUOTE (Heads22 @ Dec 21, 2010 -> 02:19 PM)
First of all, apparently we install urinals a little lower here in Iowa....

 

What I hate is stage fright. Not because I'm ashamed to whip it out.....but I feel awkward if I can't get the flow going, especially if there's a line forming behind me at the bar or something.

I believe we've all heard.

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