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Let's rewrite an old classic


Texsox

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While out on the field they were doing what mattered

I sprang from my chair and all my beer splattered

away to the kitchen I flew with a quickness

tore off one sheet of Bounty and wiped up the mess

 

The spots on the breast of my new cashmere sweater

gave my nipples the perk all my friends would remember

when, what to my wondering eyes should appear

but an ice cold mug, fresh filled with beer

 

with a little head atop so yummy and thick

I knew in a moment, I must drink this quick

More rapid than eagles the bases they ran

I whistled and shouted "I'm your biggest fan"

 

^^I would like to insert this above FlaSoxxJim's display of Genius, please!! :D

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