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So I just saw a porn ad/webpage open on my computer, one of the kind that pops up when you're on a site, and the search bar on IE had "alexis texas" in it. Since I know me or my wife wasn't using the computer there is only one other person in this house that knows how to type... the 13 year old girl. So I need to have a sit-down with her... oh boy, this will be awkward.

 

Funny FAIL on my part: I sent a text saying "unless you were googling alexis texas on my PC, then someone else has been looking at porn" and my wife didn't respond. I asked why she didn't get it and I looked at my phone, and I had sent it to my stepdaughter...

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QUOTE (lostfan @ Mar 14, 2011 -> 07:43 PM)
So I just saw a porn ad/webpage open on my computer, one of the kind that pops up when you're on a site, and the search bar on IE had "alexis texas" in it. Since I know me or my wife wasn't using the computer there is only one other person in this house that knows how to type... the 13 year old girl. So I need to have a sit-down with her... oh boy, this will be awkward.

 

Funny FAIL on my part: I sent a text saying "unless you were googling alexis texas on my PC, then someone else has been looking at porn" and my wife didn't respond. I asked why she didn't get it and I looked at my phone, and I had sent it to my stepdaughter...

 

You need to talk to yur daughter about googling alexis texas? Come on man, she's 13.

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QUOTE (PeavyTime @ Mar 14, 2011 -> 10:08 PM)
You need to talk to yur daughter about googling alexis texas? Come on man, she's 13.

She can't be looking at porn on my computer. I mean really, I remember what it was like to be 13, but at least don't be so f***ing sloppy about it to where I need to have the awkward talk with her... I guess I need to tell her that everything you see in porn isn't necessarily what people do in real life so she can't be thinking all that s*** is normal (I know yáll have watched enough porn to know what I mean... lol)

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I have seen a couple times where people mention that if you hit "F5" on a webpage, certain actions will happen (in Facebook, you go back to the old photo viewer, in YouTube, you sometimes don't see an advertisement). That stuff is all true. What I find funny is that people seriously don't realize that all that does is reload the page. Like they think it's some magical action that happens, when all you are quite literally doing is the same as hitting the reload button.

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QUOTE (knightni @ Mar 14, 2011 -> 10:21 PM)
It's probably smitfraud or a version of it.

 

It comes from myspace ads sometimes.

 

 

Does your daughter still use myspace?

No dude, she was totally looking at porn. lol. She's a 13-year old, soon to be 14, with raging hormones, that's curious about these things just like we were

 

 

QUOTE (StrangeSox @ Mar 14, 2011 -> 10:22 PM)
I like how you just knew who Alexis Texas was without googling it

I didn't actually. I googled it and the first 2 results were purple (because she went to the website and the wikipedia page)

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QUOTE (lostfan @ Mar 14, 2011 -> 10:35 PM)
No dude, she was totally looking at porn. lol. She's a 13-year old, soon to be 14, with raging hormones, that's curious about these things just like we were

 

How about a boy that she's friends with?

 

Hardcore porn isn't really a young girl's thing like it is a boy's.

 

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QUOTE (knightni @ Mar 14, 2011 -> 10:39 PM)
How about a boy that she's friends with?

 

Hardcore porn isn't really a young girl's thing like it is a boy's.

If she has boys coming over to my house and looking at porn on my computer thats an even bigger problem.

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QUOTE (lostfan @ Mar 14, 2011 -> 09:49 PM)
If she has boys coming over to my house and looking at porn on my computer thats an even bigger problem.

 

Which is all the more reason to talk to her about it. It's not an easy conversation but it's absolutely necessary.

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QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Mar 14, 2011 -> 10:58 PM)
Which is all the more reason to talk to her about it. It's not an easy conversation but it's absolutely necessary.

Yeah. Wish me luck. lol.

 

What I want to say is "I know you're going to try and do things like that, but for f***'s sake don't get caught, be smart about it like we were" but I have to be a responsible parent.

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QUOTE (PeavyTime @ Mar 14, 2011 -> 09:09 PM)
Anyone listen to B&B on the Score? The tournament of bad brackets were announced today. The Japanese housing market is my pick to win it all!

 

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/tournament-of-bad/

 

Thanks for posting, I forgot about it.

 

-How is ND Student Safety a 16-seed in the play-in matchup? Way underseeded. It could take out #1 Mike Singletary in the 1st round.

-Antonio Cromartie's Birth Control is my sleeper pick for the Final 4

-LOL at Terry's #2, Hopping onto LSD in the middle of a blizzard

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QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Mar 15, 2011 -> 03:34 PM)
Flipping thru the radio stations on my morning commute, I suddenly heard two familiar voices....Eddie & Jobo. Is there really no one else in Chicago to fill a morning radio spot other than those two old jokers???

Music>talk shows. Seriously, listen to Am for talk and leave the FM channels alone.

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