SoxFan1 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 QUOTE (MuckFinnesota @ Jan 4, 2011 -> 02:24 AM) Sixth grade bullies, some kids that were assholes through middle school, some punk ass kids from high school, (some of all of these grades never did anything with their lives so screw 'em), my ex's male best friend, my ex's boyfriend, some of the kids who tried to force religion on me, or shared their views on abortion with me and tried to say I was wrong...Add a crap ton of republicans, news anchors, politicians, and athletes to that and you are set. Also want to kick an engineering student's ass too, along with steroid pumpin' kids I knew who were jerks in frats...glad I played dirty in intramurals! Oh and I forgot about the defensive coordinator from high school football my sophomore year. That guy had no dick. Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 QUOTE (MuckFinnesota @ Jan 4, 2011 -> 01:24 AM) Sixth grade bullies, some kids that were assholes through middle school, some punk ass kids from high school, (some of all of these grades never did anything with their lives so screw 'em), my ex's male best friend, my ex's boyfriend, some of the kids who tried to force religion on me, or shared their views on abortion with me and tried to say I was wrong...Add a crap ton of republicans, news anchors, politicians, and athletes to that and you are set. Also want to kick an engineering student's ass too, along with steroid pumpin' kids I knew who were jerks in frats...glad I played dirty in intramurals! Oh and I forgot about the defensive coordinator from high school football my sophomore year. That guy had no dick. We need to get you a punching bag, Ross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 QUOTE (MuckFinnesota @ Jan 4, 2011 -> 01:24 AM) Sixth grade bullies, some kids that were assholes through middle school, some punk ass kids from high school, (some of all of these grades never did anything with their lives so screw 'em), my ex's male best friend, my ex's boyfriend, some of the kids who tried to force religion on me, or shared their views on abortion with me and tried to say I was wrong...Add a crap ton of republicans, news anchors, politicians, and athletes to that and you are set. Also want to kick an engineering student's ass too, along with steroid pumpin' kids I knew who were jerks in frats...glad I played dirty in intramurals! Oh and I forgot about the defensive coordinator from high school football my sophomore year. That guy had no dick. So I'm going to assume Andrew was part of the punk ass kids from high school Ross? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 QUOTE (knightni @ Jan 3, 2011 -> 11:49 PM) The Shatner Cannon failed on Mythbusters. Neither Shatner or I are interested. We don't believe in no-win situations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurlyMan56 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Big Daddy Cool Diesel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 QUOTE (knightni @ Jan 3, 2011 -> 11:49 PM) The Shatner Cannon failed on Mythbusters. They didn't mix up the gunpowder correctly though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 QUOTE (J.Reedfan8 @ Jan 4, 2011 -> 01:39 AM) So I'm going to assume Andrew was part of the punk ass kids from high school Ross? Not really, though he could wipe that smile off his face whenever he saw me. I can't remember if he hung out with some of the people I was talking about. No need to get me a punching bag either, I just wanted to comment on this thread since I had the chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chetkincaid Posted January 4, 2011 Author Share Posted January 4, 2011 QUOTE (SouthsideDon48 @ Jan 4, 2011 -> 12:16 AM) I'd like to fight: Glen Beck Rush Limbaugh Bill Reilly Sarah PalinGeorge Bush the Pope Skinheads, Nazis, and KKK people Tea Party people yea, bring it on. >:-| Since I don't hit girls I'd have my lil sister beat Palin and Michelle Malkin's asses. Oh, and I'd Ox Baker Heart Punch Dick Cheney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Oh wow, there are so many good choices on here. I personally would like to beat up many of the names already mentioned, although the Pope certainly wouldn't be one of them. The people I hate the most in the world are spoiled rich kids, so that is likely who I'd target. Somebody like Oney Guillen, Kim Jong-un, or any number of "socialites" (Paris Hilton and her ilk) would suffice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 I'm actually kind of surprised that Brett Favre and LeBron James haven't been mentioned yet(obviously LeBron is a big dude but you're allowed to cheat so why not). There's a lot of athletes I'd like to get a few shots in on, too many to list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Nice to see all the peace loving democrats out in full force. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chetkincaid Posted January 4, 2011 Author Share Posted January 4, 2011 Tucker Carlson could get a one-two to the face as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chi Town Sox Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 The lady on the show "Barefoot Contessa" on the Food Network, I HATE her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chetkincaid Posted January 4, 2011 Author Share Posted January 4, 2011 I think I'd punch Dog the Bounty Hunter until my knuckles shattered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEANS Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 -that Keanu look a like in all the State Farm commercials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 QUOTE (Chi Town Sox @ Jan 4, 2011 -> 11:41 AM) The lady on the show "Barefoot Contessa" on the Food Network, I HATE her Now why are you going to beat up a woman who could make you such amazing meals... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 LeBron would be right up there. Gordon Ramsey would be a funny one to fight, just to hear him cussin at you while you took a few swings. Don't care much for that Hannity dude from Fox News either..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2HH Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jan 3, 2011 -> 05:24 PM) Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner. The question is who would you want to fight. It wasn't who would you want to get your ass kicked by. There would be no fight vs Shatner. He has double axe handles, flying leg kicks, and a plethora of haymakers the likes of which you couldn't begin to handle. This wouldn't be a fight, it would be a funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 4, 2011 -> 01:38 PM) The question is who would you want to fight. It wasn't who would you want to get your ass kicked by. There would be no fight vs Shatner. He has double axe handles, flying leg kicks, and a plethora of haymakers the likes of which you couldn't begin to handle. This wouldn't be a fight, it would be a funeral. Didn't recognize where the exact quote comes from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2HH Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jan 4, 2011 -> 12:47 PM) Didn't recognize where the exact quote comes from? Apparently not, but what I said still applies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jan 4, 2011 -> 02:44 PM) Apparently not, but what I said still applies. That's an Edward Norton line in "Fight Club". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jan 4, 2011 -> 08:55 AM) They didn't mix up the gunpowder correctly though They used regular gunpowder and blew up the cannon. RIP Captain Kirk - Gorn Food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 QUOTE (knightni @ Jan 4, 2011 -> 03:21 PM) They used regular gunpowder and blew up the cannon. RIP Captain Kirk - Gorn Food. Regular gunpowder would be even more high-powered than what you'd make if you'd whipped it up on your own but did it right. Mixing sulfur, saltpeter, and charcoal produces a burning reaction, not an explosive one, since a lot of it just burns in the air. If you wet the material, then dry it, the grain size grows and you get a stronger explosion. However, if you want to make it into modern, high-quality powder, you do more refining steps to get the purity up and get the amounts exactly right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chetkincaid Posted January 4, 2011 Author Share Posted January 4, 2011 After watching American History X, I wanted to kick Edward Norton's ass real bad. That is how you know someone is a good actor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 QUOTE (Chet Kincaid @ Jan 4, 2011 -> 05:51 PM) After watching American History X, I wanted to kick Edward Norton's ass real bad. That is how you know someone is a good actor. That movie is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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