Swingandalongonetoleft Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 i speaks the truff like odb did, but its always fun to wake up and read what the truth is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Well one thing always happens with family in town, we get drunk. And that's why I love them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 I love being in college. Sat on the sidewalk with my roommates for 4 hours and drank a bunch of beer. love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingandalongonetoleft Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 I went to a wedding last night and night and I have a portable breathalyzer that I like to check in with after a night out. There were bottles of Tangueray Vodka on every table and an open bar. I blew .03 upon my return home. Today, no wedding and only a bottle of wine in the house. Ed Farmer: "Light it up"! I also might buy a ukulele. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted July 12, 2011 Author Share Posted July 12, 2011 hello Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniKrush Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 QUOTE (Swingandalongonetoleft @ Jul 10, 2011 -> 09:59 PM) I went to a wedding last night and night and I have a portable breathalyzer that I like to check in with after a night out. There were bottles of Tangueray Vodka on every table and an open bar. I blew .03 upon my return home. Today, no wedding and only a bottle of wine in the house. Ed Farmer: "Light it up"! I also might buy a ukulele. That's not high...? Right when you got home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingandalongonetoleft Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 No, it isn't. What I meant is that I didn't want to act like a stumbling fool in front of family, despite the plethora of liquor at my disposal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniKrush Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Well this is the "I am drunk" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingandalongonetoleft Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Yeah, the bottle of wine was my qualifier for that criteria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev211 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Went out with like 10 people last night. Neither of us remember what happened after 1am. If one of us was missing it would have been the hangover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
He_Gawn Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 i'm drunker than snot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 snot drinks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 I concur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 One of those "nights" for a typical guy. Seems like every girl you talk to.. you get shot down. Rarely it happens to me.. but I guess thats karma for teasing my buddy last week when he was getting shot down numerous times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 I think I set a post-college Steve record for boozism last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted July 19, 2011 Author Share Posted July 19, 2011 I think I violated any number of laws Saturday night, including vandalism and public urination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjshoe04 Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jul 18, 2011 -> 10:16 PM) I think I violated any number of laws Saturday night, including vandalism and public urination. I talked to a police officer in downtown St. Louis the night of Mardi Gras after she saw me pee on a car and somehow got out of any trouble. I was proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Drunk out of my mind last night. But before that, met a fine ass playboy model. Pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 You know its good when every forum has LittleHurt05 as the last post....good night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 I accidentally sent my gf this message not too long ago . . . “What time do you get off lunch tomorrow?” “You already know I get off at 11:30 . . . who was that message meant towards to?” Me: “You I was just making sure.” Next thing you know the FB status is “COMPLICATED.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 24 oz Milwaukee's Best Ice (5.9%) = BEAST MODE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I am drunk. And being drunk I weep for what is considered good posting. Some of you I love, but to many are just so terrible it takes the fun out of reading the forums. Most of you knw what im talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 You know it was a good night when you wake up and somehow think its Friday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Man I got really drunk last night, woke up at a friends apartment in Chicago using his shoes as a pillow as I slept on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Well I was supposed to go to the Sox game today... but when your friends can't find you and you don't answer your phone because your passed out well then you messed up. f***in booze! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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