SoxAce Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 (edited) QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ Nov 22, 2011 -> 07:48 AM) I'm not sure what the point in counting is. I stopped trying to count my drinks at about 19 unless we were beer staffing or something. Agreed completely. Number is even way less from my end. After like 6-10 or at 2-3 hours (whichever comes first) I don't think anyone gives a s***, just wanna get f***ed up and/or get laid. Sure as well not gonna waste my time counting how many times my buddy hammered more whiskey than I did unless as you said.. some type of contest/bet. But hey... maybe I'm getting old. Edited November 22, 2011 by SoxAce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 You all are some drunk snobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ Nov 22, 2011 -> 07:48 AM) I'm not sure what the point in counting is. I stopped trying to count my drinks at about 19 unless we were beer staffing or something. QUOTE (SoxAce @ Nov 22, 2011 -> 08:34 AM) Agreed completely. Number is even way less from my end. After like 6-10 or at 2-3 hours (whichever comes first) I don't think anyone gives a s***, just wanna get f***ed up and/or get laid. Sure as well not gonna waste my time counting how many times my buddy hammered more whiskey than I did unless as you said.. some type of contest/bet. But hey... maybe I'm getting old. I definitely know people that exaggerate on numbers, I dont really get that. I dont really keep count during the night, its the recap the next morning that always cracks me up, especially all the drunken stories. I remembered most of what I drank from that night because it was a friend's 22nd birthday and he wanted 22 drinks that night, so the shots and stuff we were keeping track of. Unfortunately, I was a dumbass and started chugging Franzia, and surprise surprise I became even more stupid and decided to finish the half bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjshoe04 Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 QUOTE (SoxAce @ Nov 22, 2011 -> 08:34 AM) Agreed completely. Number is even way less from my end. After like 6-10 or at 2-3 hours (whichever comes first) I don't think anyone gives a s***, just wanna get f***ed up and/or get laid. Sure as well not gonna waste my time counting how many times my buddy hammered more whiskey than I did unless as you said.. some type of contest/bet. But hey... maybe I'm getting old. I definitely meant 19 years old. I haven't had 19 drinks in a night more than like 3 or 4 times since college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted November 24, 2011 Author Share Posted November 24, 2011 I find it hard to exaggerate it when I get drunk on 6 beers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 20 beers, 18 shots, 4,000 bottles of wine. Plastered. Oh, and have an 18 foot ... :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangeSox Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 drinking a bottle of wine and putting upt the tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Nov 23, 2011 -> 08:26 PM) I find it hard to exaggerate it when I get drunk on 6 beers. Now that I'm a tad tipsy, I feel like it'd be fun to drink with heads, Ace and J4L, that's what I've decided, mostly cause heads would die in 3.4 minutes and it'd be hilarious, and then I can beat Ace and Jordan in the game of drink to be the ultimate winner. Go team Rowand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 QUOTE (kapkomet @ Nov 25, 2011 -> 07:58 PM) 20 beers, 18 shots, 4,000 bottles of wine. Plastered. Oh, and have an 18 foot ... :o Again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I know. That was like in the second hour of the second second upon the witching minute, I so counted all of it. Er, so my only friend in the world said. He thought that the 18 foot abcessed tooth with fleshy stuff coming out was weird too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I am drunk, and I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan4life_2007 Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 QUOTE (bigruss22 @ Dec 2, 2011 -> 02:56 AM) I am drunk, and I love it. indeed, indeed. bourbon is my true love. but the opposite of luv is also hate. u know what i hate? i hate the pop they call cream soda. good god. what is that s***...it's so gross...you know what i hateee? i hate when people thank god whenever something good happens. but when something bad happenz, oh well that's just life. i mean. c'mon. u can't have iot both ways. you know what i hate? lord of the rings fans. get a life you boring ass f***ing geeks that s*** sucks ass. i like the book versions better than the wack ass movies with elijah woods rumplestiltzskin lookin ass. you know what else i hate? dolly parton. i mean cmon. how come she hasn't shown her boobies yet. thatz all shes ever be known for. she's like 100 now. i mean cmon. shopw us before you die. you know whaty else i hate? bowling. fat old dudes that think bowling is an athletic talent or something. i could go to the bowling rink now and drop a 160. i've done it. and i don't bowl. could you imagine if i train? thanks for your timse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I've never read the books, but the Lord Of The Rings movies are awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Dec 2, 2011 -> 04:55 AM) indeed, indeed. bourbon is my true love. but the opposite of luv is also hate. u know what i hate? i hate the pop they call cream soda. good god. what is that s***...it's so gross...you know what i hateee? i hate when people thank god whenever something good happens. but when something bad happenz, oh well that's just life. i mean. c'mon. u can't have iot both ways. you know what i hate? lord of the rings fans. get a life you boring ass f***ing geeks that s*** sucks ass. i like the book versions better than the wack ass movies with elijah woods rumplestiltzskin lookin ass. you know what else i hate? dolly parton. i mean cmon. how come she hasn't shown her boobies yet. thatz all shes ever be known for. she's like 100 now. i mean cmon. shopw us before you die. you know whaty else i hate? bowling. fat old dudes that think bowling is an athletic talent or something. i could go to the bowling rink now and drop a 160. i've done it. and i don't bowl. could you imagine if i train? thanks for your timse This.was.perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 i love everything about J4ls post except his unwarranted shot at cream soda. For that i say f*** you J4L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan4life_2007 Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Did I really type that? Holy s***. I meant all of it. But I didn't mean to type it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniKrush Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Dear Rowand 44, Go f*** yourself. Seriously f*** you. Love you, Illinikrush PS SnB is a douche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Lawfirm's possible 3 carries in a game, Ced Ben's boating under the influence ass or Shonn Greene's awfulness?!?!?!?! Hardest f***in fantasy decision ever, someone make this f***in decision for me, f*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 I spent 3 hours at Soldier Field today ,watching "football". What the f***....red wine is my friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Dec 4, 2011 -> 09:28 AM) Lawfirm's possible 3 carries in a game, Ced Ben's boating under the influence ass or Shonn Greene's awfulness?!?!?!?! Hardest f***in fantasy decision ever, someone make this f***in decision for me, f*** Damn it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I graduate college tomorrow. I won't live past tomorrow night. Hell, I may not survive tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Dec 9, 2011 -> 07:24 PM) I graduate college tomorrow. I won't live past tomorrow night. Hell, I may not survive tonight. Congrats buddy, enjoy it, seriously, f***in enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Dec 9, 2011 -> 07:26 PM) Congrats buddy, enjoy it, seriously, f***in enjoy it. Just get worse from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Dec 2, 2011 -> 12:39 PM) Did I really type that? Holy s***. I meant all of it. But I didn't mean to type it. I love how you referred to the bowling alley as "the bowling rink." Cream soda is awesome, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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