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Brent Morel = The Mole?


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QUOTE (Kenny Hates Prospects @ Feb 27, 2011 -> 07:12 PM)
Just watched a clip on MLB.com where Ozzie pronounced Morel as "Mole." If Beckham = Bacon then does Morel = Mole? It could make sense since he'll be dug in at third and I'm sure he'll end up getting pretty dirty over there.

 

Another Ozzie nickname...lol

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QUOTE (SoxAce @ Feb 28, 2011 -> 01:11 AM)
And it's sad that Ozzie comes up with better nicknames than JoeCoolMan24 just pronouncing players' names wrong. No offense Joe. :D

 

Um...well....I never had a competing nickname for Alexei or Gordon, so he won that by default. He was awfully lazy with Viciedo's nickname, and The Mole for Morel is pretty bad. Sooo, in my opinion, Viciedo's is the only one where we both had good nicknames, but again, his was awfully lazy.

 

Also, I'm not convinced that the person who has said each nickname hasn't had an impact on how people perceive it. Ozzie could call Morel "The Carpet" and there would be a group of people who would like it.

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I don't see how Doom Shroom would fit. I don't see how it would describe Morel.

 

A mole is a pest that lives in the dirt and "steals" from a gardener or farmer. And farmers/gardeners show their respect for moles by swearing at them and trying to kill them, but still the mole persists - see that Married With Children episode where Al Bundy goes apes*** trying to kill one in his back yard (I think it was a mole). This to me sounds a lot like what Brent Morel will be to the AL Central. Not really a star or anything where other teams have to admit the guy is a good player, just the scrappy kind of scavenger that robs the opposition late in games and comes up with big hits despite average overall offensive numbers.

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QUOTE (Kenny Hates Prospects @ Feb 28, 2011 -> 01:56 AM)
I don't see how Doom Shroom would fit. I don't see how it would describe Morel.

 

A mole is a pest that lives in the dirt and "steals" from a gardener or farmer. And farmers/gardeners show their respect for moles by swearing at them and trying to kill them, but still the mole persists - see that Married With Children episode where Al Bundy goes apes*** trying to kill one in his back yard (I think it was a mole). This to me sounds a lot like what Brent Morel will be to the AL Central. Not really a star or anything where other teams have to admit the guy is a good player, just the scrappy kind of scavenger that robs the opposition late in games and comes up with big hits despite average overall offensive numbers.

 

Well, then you are giving him a ceiling of just a scrappy player that is not really feared much or gameplanned around....

 

but DOOOOOM SHRRROOOOOOOOOM!

 

That's intimidating. Especially when he hits a HR and we say "BOOM GOES THE DOOM SHROOM!"

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