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QUOTE (knightni @ Mar 16, 2011 -> 05:41 PM)
A.J. is blindfolded and might end up in the water. He's about to walk off of that Pier, zynski can't see.

 

LOL. And I thought me using a foreign language was bad.

 

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Robert Plant once told hid lead guitar player when they were about to go on the road, "Hey, don't forget your Satchel...Paige!"

 

An oriental friend was about to open up an outdoor amusement center with lots of slides, swings and monkey bars for prostitutes.

He wants to name it Chan's... "Ho Park"!

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QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Mar 17, 2011 -> 02:45 PM)
Except the people making the jokes know they're bad and don't think they've come up with some great one-liners.

 

Pretty much. I like Joecool. But a small chipmunk dies whenever 'hotfire' is said out loud or even typed. Worst nickname of the modern era.

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QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Mar 17, 2011 -> 02:45 PM)
Except the people making the jokes know they're bad and don't think they've come up with some great one-liners.

 

Agreed. Yes these are all pretty lame, but it's a test to try and stretch the imagination as to how low and warped that it will go and yet somehow keep it baseball related. As bad as some of them are, some are also pretty clever.

Sorry, but here comes another example.

 

You heard of comjoined twins being separated? Well what if a doctor went south of the border and wanted to fuse together one little child onto another? You could ask..."Hey..did Tony Graff-a-nino?"

Sorry....I know that this one was beyond the realm of pathetic.

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QUOTE (knightni @ Mar 17, 2011 -> 05:21 PM)
He spelled it, Y-E-L-O-W. Brent, Morel is what you need.

Had to look at this one a couple of times. Finally got it! Nice!

 

Pedro and his family doesn't like to use their whole first names. They just likes to use his first initial only. Big problem!!!

They were trapped in a gunny sack and were all eaten by cannibals. Newspaper headline read

Cannibals ate bag of P.Astacios

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QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Mar 15, 2011 -> 09:15 PM)
HEY, DICK SUCH!

 

Dick's such a dick for saying ethan is a f**get for not wanting to touch charlie sheen's goddesses harry butts, ethan then said the only way he would comply is if gene let him in the krapper beforehand to relieve himself of seaman, i personally wouldn't go near them if i were gene, because the mere sight of those two, and your dick burns.

 

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I would just like to state that i found it silly that a word that is not even technically a word gets censored. Gimme a break. Leaf**e? That's downright paranoia. What if i just wanted to have a nice laid back conversation about some foliage? I couldn't without having it censored for zero reason. It's not even you guys, there is just a flaw in the system.

 

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Dudes name is ''A Dick''.

 

http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/p...id=dick--001a--

 

http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/p...id=f**get001eth

 

http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/p...id=butts-001har

 

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/k/krappge01.shtml

 

This lucky bastard goes by ''seaman''.

 

http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/p...id=seaman001---

 

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/burnsdi01.shtml

 

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Here is a couple for laughs. Good ol' p**** tebeau.

 

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/t/tebeapu01.shtml

 

Dizzy nutter.

 

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/n/nuttedi01.shtml

 

 

I had one search that was so vulgar baseball reference linked me to this... i thought it was hilarious because i was in no way expecting it.

 

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Mr Clean wanted to go to the store with a male friend and also with his girlfriend named Ezmerelda. A bystander was adamant about making sure that Mr. Clean did not go, but instead that ge stayed at home. So he yelled out in a rage...

Hey!.....Stay here Ubaldo! Jimenez-merelda are going alone!

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QUOTE (Rooftop Shots @ Mar 19, 2011 -> 07:26 AM)
Mr Clean wanted to go to the store with a male friend and also with his girlfriend named Ezmerelda. A bystander was adamant about making sure that Mr. Clean did not go, but instead that ge stayed at home. So he yelled out in a rage...

Hey!.....Stay here Ubaldo! Jimenez-merelda are going alone!

 

Prediction: Pierzynski attends the Elite Eight matchup to watch his beloved Gators. Bummer as Florida gets beat. Before the winning team can cut 'em down A. J. Burnetts.

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