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Charlie Sheen's Show a Disaster


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QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Apr 4, 2011 -> 10:39 AM)
For the record, I always knew David Palmer and Pedro Cerrano were one and the same because of my awesome ability to see things with my eyes.

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I'd like to see something with Dorn as an owner, Taylor the manager, Cerrano the hitting coach, and Vaughn is on his last legs of his HOF career and coping with not being what he once was.

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Booth: Gun. Noun. Portable firearm. This device was widely utilized in the urban wars of the late twentieth century. Referred to as a pistol, a piece...

Simon Phoenix: Look I don't need a history lesson! C'mon, HAL, where are the god damn guns?

Moral Statute Machine: You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

Simon Phoenix: What? f*** you!

Moral Statute Machine: Your repeated violation of the Verbal Morality Statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand.

Simon Phoenix: Yeah, right.

[police sirens approach]

Simon Phoenix: f***ers are fast too.

Moral Statute Machine: You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

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