SnB Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Thank you all for this thread to brighten my morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 QUOTE (Swingandalongonetoleft @ May 4, 2011 -> 08:46 AM) http://www.flickr.com/photos/55981311@N06/.../in/photostream Damn! Adam Dunn is s***ting himself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I can get over a loss of a game, but the loss of a high quality Italian sausage, that is just something that sticks with you. Going to a game without an Italian just isnt right. And when you search Bobak's sausage + White Sox, this thread appears. Hopefully White Sox fans will realize that Bobak's is the reason for our demise and demand the return of whatever Italian previously reigned king at The Cell. Every time I go to a game I am reminded of the inferior meat products I am about to consume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 (edited) PRE-SEASON NOW Edited May 4, 2011 by Steve9347 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Just for the record, after the institution of the Bobak's strike and the failure of the Sox to stop serving Bobak's Italian sausage the White Sox are 0-1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Steve, that is pretty much perfect. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ May 4, 2011 -> 10:01 PM) Steve, that is pretty much perfect. Thank you. You, sir, are welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 I'm quite disappointed in myself for not checking out this thread earlier. Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan4life_2007 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 I have a question. How come for the mods you guys have different colors? You got red, orange, I think DBAHO is pink. How does that work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 QUOTE (Jordan4life @ May 5, 2011 -> 02:38 PM) I have a question. How come for the mods you guys have different colors? You got red, orange, I think DBAHO is pink. How does that work? If we tell you, we'd have to kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 QUOTE (Rowand44 @ May 5, 2011 -> 02:37 PM) I'm quite disappointed in myself for not checking out this thread earlier. Well done. I'm still disappointed someone added the comma to the title of the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 We might as well start Viciedo at 1B in Charlotte and get him up here as soon as we can trade away Paulie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 5, 2011 -> 04:05 PM) We might as well start Viciedo at 1B in Charlotte and get him up here as soon as we can trade away Paulie. NO MORE POSITION CHANGES FOR VICIEDO GOD **** IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 (edited) The only position change that will be made this season is the change from taking it from behind, to the more romantic missionary position. They want to see our eyes as they get in our ass. Edited May 5, 2011 by Soxbadger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 5, 2011 -> 03:08 PM) NO MORE POSITION CHANGES FOR VICIEDO GOD **** IT I think it'd be worth it to dump a large salary that's doing us no good in a rebuilding mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 5, 2011 -> 03:05 PM) We might as well start Viciedo at 1B in Charlotte and get him up here as soon as we can trade away Paulie. I don't see too many teams taking that Konerko contract regardless of his production. The Sawx and Yanks are set at 1B. Maybe the Yanks could DH him, but his contract is going to be really fugly in the next couple years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockRaines Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 QUOTE (Soxbadger @ May 4, 2011 -> 03:58 PM) Just for the record, after the institution of the Bobak's strike and the failure of the Sox to stop serving Bobak's Italian sausage the White Sox are 0-1. Do you hate Bobak's polish sausage? Is it just at the park you dont like Bobak's? If you go down to their store and buy some polish sausage its usually awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 (edited) Im strictly referring to Italian Sausage. I havent tried their polish, but Italians are my favorite, and since the change I cant eat them. And to me that is a major issue and I demand satisfaction. (edit) And taken out of context that can be read hilariously. Edited May 5, 2011 by Soxbadger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockRaines Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 QUOTE (Soxbadger @ May 5, 2011 -> 03:21 PM) Im strictly referring to Italian Sausage. I havent tried their polish, but Italians are my favorite, and since the change I cant eat them. And to me that is a major issue and I demand satisfaction. (edit) And taken out of context that can be read hilariously. huh, I am going to have to try their italian, I didnt even know they had them. I'm a spicy italian fan myself, some real good ones at this place on randolph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 I believe Bobak's is the exclusive supplier of Italian sausage and Polish sausage at the Cell now. So I am assuming its their Italian, although thats just based on the sign and what Ive read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Interesting segue from "All in my ass" to polish sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quincystandback Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 QUOTE (bucket-of-suck @ May 3, 2011 -> 09:28 PM) You should really rethink the title of this thread. Absolutely not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorStSox Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 "Don't stop now boys" is the real culprit. Go to hell Hawkaroo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Hates Prospects Posted May 6, 2011 Author Share Posted May 6, 2011 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ May 5, 2011 -> 02:41 PM) I'm still disappointed someone added the comma to the title of the thread. The comma was never intended, neither were the quotation marks. I titled the thread "All In My Ass" deliberately because I wanted to put forth the secondary implication that this team was also a pile of s***. I understood even before I posted the thread that some others would immediately associate the title with gay sex, but I didn't really care because I figured most people would get it anyway. And actually, now that I think about it, I do kind of feel sexually violated by the performance of this sorry excuse for a baseball team, so that implication fits nicely too. Wite got it immediately. Soxbadger picked up on it shortly thereafter and the two began reeling off s*** jokes much to my delight. You get it also. IMO it is time to officially change this thread title back to what it was originally intended to be. All in favor of this motion say "I". I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Hates Prospects Posted May 6, 2011 Author Share Posted May 6, 2011 QUOTE (knightni @ May 5, 2011 -> 05:39 PM) Interesting segue from "All in my ass" to polish sausage. I think part of the problem is that Soxbadger's ass is expelling too much sausage. The good stuff goes in and gets digested, the bad stuff just heads for the exit like a bad movie. What's happening here is a nutritional catastrophe and Soxbadger is suffering from it. We should all lend him our support and do whatever it takes to bring back the good sausage before he ends up all sickly and anemic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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