Chisoxrd5 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 15, 2011 -> 03:14 PM) He's going away. All the time. Every time he gets to 1b in fact. He rapidly goes away. Somewhere Augie Garrido is not happy right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 QUOTE (fathom @ May 15, 2011 -> 04:16 PM) Times this like, I'm just very grateful this is the last year he has a contract with the Sox. He'll get resigned in the offseason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 15, 2011 -> 08:16 PM) He'll get resigned in the offseason. Rick Hahn wouldn't dare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxfest Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 15, 2011 -> 03:16 PM) He'll get resigned in the offseason. No way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 If it weren't for the Twins, this team would be the biggest joke in all of baseball. Nearly every single game, our baserunning absolutely kills us. Yesterday, it was Alexei trying to score and being out by nearly 15 feet. The Juan Pierre Retirement Tour continues. You're facing a future Cy Young winner who's 6-0, you go from a 2-0 lead when the wind blows back a sure homer by Ramirez to losing all your momentum in 45 seconds. How many innings have we had that looked promising that just were eviscerated by poor fundamentals and non-execution this year? Yay, we've gained 1 game in the standings in two weeks while the Indians have lost 2 series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxrd5 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 15, 2011 -> 03:16 PM) He'll get resigned in the offseason. Do we still use green for sarcasm on this site, or am I dating myself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 QUOTE (Soxfest @ May 15, 2011 -> 04:18 PM) No way. The only way it doesn't happen is if Ozzie is no longer the manager. You know I'm right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 15, 2011 -> 08:19 PM) The only way it doesn't happen is if Ozzie is no longer the manager. You know I'm right. No chance, we'll find some other slappy mcsucky hitter. Someone like Nyjer Morgan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Hey balta or any other stat guy...who was the last batter to have 100 at bats to start the year without a homer or a walk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Excellent 1b for M-56. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 With our luck, KW will trade AJ for Jorge Posada and $7 million in cash. Actually, I think I'd still rather see a .165 hitting Posada in our line-up than AJ...it can't be any worse than Manny Ramirez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxrd5 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Nice inning by Mark, made it look easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 (edited) QUOTE (fathom @ May 15, 2011 -> 03:21 PM) No chance, we'll find some other slappy mcsucky hitter. Someone like Nyjer Morgan. Brian Simmons would be better than Juan Pierre. Heck, Chris Singleton could come out of the ESPN broadcasting booth and possibly be better. I wonder if this will go down as the most boring White Sox series of all-time? Edited May 15, 2011 by caulfield12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxrd5 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 QUOTE (caulfield12 @ May 15, 2011 -> 03:25 PM) Brian Simmons would be better than Juan Pierre. Heck, Chris Singleton could come out of the ESPN broadcasting booth and possibly be better. They would all play better defense. There are thousands and thousands of players at all levels that play better defense than Juan Pierre does. Doesn't seem to matter though, we wheel him out there everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I feel like Quentin ought to be able to handle Cahill if he was going well. Instead, weak popup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Hey, Hawk finally noticing that Quentin's become a pop up machine to the right side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 QUOTE (fathom @ May 15, 2011 -> 04:27 PM) Hey, Hawk finally noticing that Quentin's become a pop up machine to the right side. They were talking last night about how he's probably dropping his back shoulder on his swing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 15, 2011 -> 09:27 PM) I feel like Quentin ought to be able to handle Cahill if he was going well. Instead, weak popup. He's bailing on everything. Between Quentin, Rios and Beckham, I'm not sure which one is opening up worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxrd5 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 QUOTE (fathom @ May 15, 2011 -> 03:27 PM) Hey, Hawk finally noticing that Quentin's become a pop up machine to the right side. When will Greg Walker identify this problem? August? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justBLAZE Posted May 15, 2011 Author Share Posted May 15, 2011 In other news: Twins are getting murdered, Bautista with 3 dingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 There's a surprise. A Quentin pop-up and another weak 4-3 groundout by AJ. Ugh. It's beyond Corpseball. Necrophilia Ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 So Bautista's 3 career homers to right field have all happened at one of the hardest parks to hit it out to right field. That's bonkers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 QUOTE (caulfield12 @ May 15, 2011 -> 09:29 PM) There's a surprise. A Quentin pop-up and another weak 4-3 groundout by AJ. Ugh. It's beyond Corpseball. Necrophilia Ball. Balta's threats of bringinb back Pierre is making me wish for an 0 for 100 stretch for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Just heard Bautista has more career homers at Target Field than Morneau/Mauer combined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I can honestly say I'd ALMOST rather watch THE ROOMMATE with Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester again, possibly the worst movie ever, than this crap. Even though she can't act a lick, she's hot. Damn you, Jeter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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