lostfan Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 No, seriously. http://en.terra.com/latin-in-america/news/...3=some_facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 I would just tell her to work from home. Or to film it and make the company extra money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigEdWalsh Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 "Her doctor, prescribed tranquilizers that reduces her masturbating from 47 times to only 18 times a day. " Wow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Comment from below the article At the rate she's going, she'll develop carpal tunnel syndrome in no time. Then she can get worker's comp and get paid to masturbate at home. ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted May 21, 2011 Author Share Posted May 21, 2011 QUOTE (Controlled Chaos @ May 20, 2011 -> 09:45 PM) Comment from below the article At the rate she's going, she'll develop carpal tunnel syndrome in no time. Then she can get worker's comp and get paid to masturbate at home. ;-) That was solid gold... I made sure to click like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 QUOTE (Controlled Chaos @ May 20, 2011 -> 09:45 PM) Comment from below the article At the rate she's going, she'll develop carpal tunnel syndrome in no time. Then she can get worker's comp and get paid to masturbate at home. ;-) She might have to use part of her comp check to hire someone to masturbate her if she can't do it herself with the carpal tunnel guards on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chw42 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 This is an actual condition? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 QUOTE (chw42 @ May 20, 2011 -> 09:55 PM) This is an actual condition? Yes. Just about everything te body/brain does, sometimes it gets screwed up and can't stop doing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 QUOTE (BigEdWalsh @ May 20, 2011 -> 08:22 PM) "Her doctor, prescribed tranquilizers that reduces her masturbating from 47 times to only 18 times a day. " Wow! My friend Matt has the same problem. No diagnosis though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 QUOTE (chw42 @ May 20, 2011 -> 09:55 PM) This is an actual condition? Yeah, but it mostly occurs in males between 12-22, and seem to decline once a girlfriend is established. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Yeah it sounds funny, but in reality it's probably he'll to go through. Like making jokes about other disorders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 20, 2011 -> 10:47 PM) Yeah it sounds funny, but in reality it's probably he'll to go through. Like making jokes about other disorders. Perhaps, but jokes about compulsive masturbation are pretty much homeruns 100% of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmteam Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 This would definitely suck, and take most/all of the fun out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPN366 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 1. Someone complained?! 2. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ May 20, 2011 -> 10:45 PM) Yeah, but it mostly occurs in males between 12-22, and seem to decline once a girlfriend is established. Only to resurface after the kids are born . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ May 20, 2011 -> 10:58 PM) Perhaps, but jokes about compulsive masturbation are pretty much homeruns 100% of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 She looks alright in that picture, so I'd be hitting on her if I were a coworker. You gotta imagine that someone with that disorder is DTF almost all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ May 21, 2011 -> 12:44 PM) She looks alright in that picture, so I'd be hitting on her if I were a coworker. You gotta imagine that someone with that disorder is DTF almost all the time. LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 But could you imagine being married to her? You'd be out mowing the lawn and then she'd want you mowing her lawn and you'd be like "but the actual grass is really, really long" and she wouldn't care. You would be totally numb and immune to sex. Yardwork would be fun and sex would be the chore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 (edited) But could you imagine being married to her? You'd be out mowing the lawn and then she'd want you mowing her lawn and you'd be like "but the actual grass is really, really long" and she wouldn't care. You would be totally numb and immune to sex. Yardwork would be fun and sex would be the chore. Edited May 21, 2011 by bigruss22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 DEATH. BY SNU-SNU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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