If Juan Pierre is signed tmrw to an extension, what would you do?

[caulfield12]

I'm rather pleased with myself that I could figure that one out on the fly. JPCASMFDAW.

 

 

It's not another "Juan Pierre Caught Stealing Merits Fielders' Delight" acronym? They're all over the Net these days.

[southsidepride15]

It's not another "Juan Pierre Caught Stealing Merits Fielders' Delight" acronym? They're all over the Net these days.

 

Well played sir.

[southsidepride15]

I'm rather pleased with myself that I could figure that one out on the fly. JPCASMFDAW.

 

Would that make us eskimo brothers?? LMAO

[ChiliIrishHammock24]

 

Would that make us eskimo brothers?? LMAO

 

Hmm, I don't think BJ's count as Eskimo brothers, but I can safely assume you cracked my code as well.

[southsidepride15]

Hmm, I don't think BJ's count as Eskimo brothers, but I can safely assume you cracked my code as well.

 

LOL, yes and I'm sure Balta figured it out as well (please no ban, we're only having fun).

[Balta1701]

LOL, yes and I'm sure Balta figured it out as well (please no ban, we're only having fun).

I know, I just like to intimidate...(inserting evil laugh)

[southsidepride15]

I know, I just like to intimidate...(inserting evil laugh)

 

Ala Monty Burns, LOL

[ChiliIrishHammock24]

LOL, yes and I'm sure Balta figured it out as well (please no ban, we're only having fun).

 

I ain't scared of Balta. HE CAN'T DO s*** TO ME!!! THEN WHO WILL DOLE OUT AWESOME NICKNAMES?!?!? THEN WHOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Balta1701]

I ain't scared of Balta. HE CAN'T DO s*** TO ME!!! THEN WHO WILL DOLE OUT AWESOME NICKNAMES?!?!? THEN WHOOOOOOO!!!!!

With you suspended, the same person who comes up with them now.

[spiderman]

Let's start a spirited debate about our various options of protest...

 

I'd probably go on a serial murder rampage.

[witesoxfan]

I would probably punch myself sterile. Nobody I produce needs to know the name Juan Pierre.

[southsider2k5]

Unless Juan Pierre was positioned against the wall on the warning track there is NO EXCUSE for him not getting to that ball. He got a bad jump, and then proceeded to miss the ball primarily because he was concerned that he was going to collide with Morel. Of course, if JP was a real player Morel wouldn't have to think about covering LF as well as 3B, and get in the way to begin with. The ball was in the air for an eternity and JP, ONCE AGAIN, was running scared looking around for help when he is the ONLY guy that can make that play. It's so embarrassing to see Ozzie march him out there everyday. We have a joke of a manager and a gutless GM who HAS to know that JP sucks but doesn't want to rock the boat by DFA'ing him. Period.

 

You do know what a 'no doubles' set looks like?

[southsider2k5]

With you suspended, the same person who comes up with them now.

[caulfield12]

This is looking a bit less laughworthy.

 

Although the only scenario that makes it possible SEEMS to be trading Viciedo, and HOPEFULLY that never happens.

 

The reason they can't trade Viciedo is that there's nobody in the line-up that they could realistically replace. Rios? No. Dunn? No (and that's Viciedo's job anyway.) Beckham? No. Morel? Maybe, but very very doubtful they'd add even more salary this year when Morel seems to be settling in more and more at the major league level.

 

Obviously they're not looking for a starting pitcher, and they could probably use another RH reliever, but Ozzie seems comfortable with Bruney (for now) and they're not in a position to add a Capps-level salary. Nor can they afford to part ways with Dayan without Sox fans storming the gates of KW's condo with pitchforks.

[whitesoxbrian]

I would probably punch myself sterile. Nobody I produce needs to know the name Juan Pierre.

^^^

 

And for the record, isn't Wise with Florida now?

Edited July 2, 2011 by whitesoxbrian