southsider2k5 Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 OK we have heard them all before... blow up dolls, wearing womens underwear, sex with fat girls etc... What should Adam Dunn do to break out of his slump? The more creative, the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 1, 2011 -> 08:37 AM) OK we have heard them all before... blow up dolls, wearing womens underwear, sex with fat girls etc... What should Adam Dunn do to break out of his slump? The more creative, the better. Tell Ozzie to call up Viciedo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 i think he should have his appendix put back in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jul 1, 2011 -> 08:19 AM) i think he should have his appendix put back in wrapped in bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Marrying Hi8is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jul 1, 2011 -> 08:19 AM) i think he should have his appendix put back in /thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jul 1, 2011 -> 02:19 PM) i think he should have his appendix put back in Today is the 5 day anniversay of me losing my appendix....and this brought a smile to my face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Rally Dunn!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Make him walk around with a Furby 24/7 until he hits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chetkincaid Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Charge the mound and punch a minnesota twin in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilMonkey Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Should have a minor league pitcher come up and throw nothing but 92 mph fastballs (not BP speed, game speed) right down the middle of the plate to Dunn, and tell Dunn that's what's coming. See if he can hit it when he knows what is coming and where it is going. If he still misses by a foot, get him to an eye doctor. If he can at least crush THOSE pitches, maybe there is hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 QUOTE (Alpha Dog @ Jul 1, 2011 -> 10:34 AM) Should have a minor league pitcher come up and throw nothing but 92 mph fastballs (not BP speed, game speed) right down the middle of the plate to Dunn, and tell Dunn that's what's coming. See if he can hit it when he knows what is coming and where it is going. If he still misses by a foot, get him to an eye doctor. If he can at least crush THOSE pitches, maybe there is hope. It would have to be a right-handed pitcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almagest Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 If Adam can hit a 200 mph fastball shot out of a cannon, 97 mph heat will be easy. /ALL IN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Time to get high Adam Dunn. Have you ever tried to hit a baseball, on weed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingandalongonetoleft Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 (edited) Pink Bat until he starts hitting. -or During day games when some guys wear sunglasses, make him wear these: That way something positive happens during every one of his AB's. Edited July 1, 2011 by Swingandalongonetoleft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiddleCoastBias Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Anyone up for a donkey show...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klaus kinski Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Bat right handed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Philips Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Charge the mound and punch a minnesota twin in the face. [/quote [color=#48D1CC][/color] First of all one first has to admit he has a problem, then make light of your problem after that one can come to grips with his problem. So Adam should make a placard around his neck on and off the field saying I suck at hitting. I'm not sure if it is legal to wear a placard around your neck in the batting box in a real game. Maybe, he should stop his funk before he's alllowed another plate appearance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwritecode Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 (edited) Get him some ABs in Wrigley. .282/.410/.651/1.061 in 241 ABs. Edited July 1, 2011 by Iwritecode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxbrian Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Give him a uniform of a team out of contention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerksticks Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Can't we just put Frank Thomas out there? I bet he still puts up a .250.400 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 The team could bring in Stuart Smalley. "You're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like you, Adam!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxfan-kwman Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Make him dress like Ricky Bobby until he figures it out!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Buy him a shock collar. Every time he strikes out, he gets buzzed. Hopefully he's not into S&M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jul 1, 2011 -> 08:19 AM) i think he should have his appendix put back in His appendix, any appendix. s***, I'll even donate mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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