southsider2k5 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Let's hear em... a couple of random ones from facebook.... is sweating worse than LeBron James at the start of any 4th quarter. It was so hot my cab driver was wearing an oscillating turban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggsmaggs Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 (edited) To go Letterman-style: It is so hot that the squirrels are ACing their nuts! But yeah, this weather is killer. Edited July 18, 2011 by maggsmaggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 It's so hot I'm sweating more than a dog s***ting tacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 That Balta won't even mention climate change. Wait did I just mention it? (Bleep). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 It's soooo hot the devil stopped at a 7-11 for a Slurpee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwritecode Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 I haven't had to mow my grass for 2 weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 QUOTE (Iwritecode @ Jul 18, 2011 -> 02:06 PM) I haven't had to mow my grass for 2 weeks. It's been about 2 months here. My yard's f***ing dead. Day 22 in a row of 100+. But it is summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sir Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 None of you live in the damned desert. Quit yer b****in'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwritecode Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 QUOTE (FlySox87 @ Jul 18, 2011 -> 09:04 PM) None of you live in the damned desert. Quit yer b****in'! I'm not. I'd much rather have to not mow my grass for 2 weeks than shovel snow every other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 It's so hot that funeral homes are cremating people on the sidewalks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted July 20, 2011 Author Share Posted July 20, 2011 is sweating worse than a Packers fan right before taking an IQ test. Sweatin harder than Antonio Cromartie at a paternity test. Sweatin harder than Jay Cutler in the pocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Hurtin Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 HOW HOT IS IT?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyons Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Satan called. He wants his climate back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 It's was so hot that even Casey Anthony left the windows cracked when she left her niece in the car while shopping. Too soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Jul 20, 2011 -> 05:14 PM) It's was so hot that even Casey Anthony left the windows cracked when she left her niece in the car while shopping. Too soon? I don't get it? She was found not guilty.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almagest Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 It is so hot that the heat index is over 100 degrees. This is a very dangerous situation and many old people will die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Jul 20, 2011 -> 05:27 PM) I don't get it? She was found not guilty.... ........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmteam Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Heat Index topped 113 where I work today (a beach, incidentally). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigEdWalsh Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 70 degrees here and gorgeous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 QUOTE (Big Hurtin @ Jul 20, 2011 -> 04:33 PM) HOW HOT IS IT?!? swamp ass hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Sissies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjshoe04 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 QUOTE (Brian @ Jul 20, 2011 -> 06:09 PM) Sissies This, I spent some quality time outdoors today enjoying the heat. Beats the pants off of 0 degrees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ Jul 20, 2011 -> 06:11 PM) This, I spent some quality time outdoors today enjoying the heat. Beats the pants off of 0 degrees. I love driving around with my windows down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjshoe04 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 QUOTE (Brian @ Jul 20, 2011 -> 06:15 PM) I love driving around with my windows down. I love going outside without having to prepare myself to go outside. I also do love driving around with the windows down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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