Quin Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 What the f*** happened to the SoxTalk I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to root for this team, we might predict more terrible moves." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Mauer? Dead. Morenau? Dead. Pavano? Dead! "Silly Quin! The Piranhas aren't our problem this year!" What? "Yeah, we behind the Indians and Tigers!" Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Zulu nuked Lexington and Concord? Hell no! And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... the tough go All In! Who's with me? Let's go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 "I'm in!" " ¡Yo me listo!" "Oh man I'm IN! Man I-I-I'm gonna hit FORTY homeruns! And I'm gonna walk! Man I'm gonna be the best designated hitter ever! Hit balls into motherf***in' OUTTA SPACE. Aw yeah I'm in!" "This is gonna be a long year. God help us." "..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 "I got this. You can count on me." "100 mph pitches are EASY." "We're all in! ...the field" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 (edited) "THAT GUY JUST SAID I FATIGUE EASY. I'LL GET HIM IN THE SIXTH!" "OK Adam. Seriously, I'm throwing you Mark Buehrle fastballs. Down the middle. And it went there. Straight up. The f*** is wrong with you?" "I've been practicing this swag walk for years. I'm in!" "Oh s***!" "Sweet lord! RUN SUPPORT" Edited August 5, 2011 by Quinarvy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 (edited) "Crap! I missed the lineup posts, didn't I?!" _________________________________________ Made this because you knew sooner or later, the actual Germans bombed pearl harbor thing would pop up (I did it last year...). But we all seem extra pissed this year, so I threw a twist on it because I feel like we all needed a laugh. Edited August 5, 2011 by Quinarvy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattZakrowski Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 I lol'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Nicely done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwritecode Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Definitely more entertaining than the Sox the last few games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Not to be a dick, but I don't see how this was funny. The whole time I was just thinking, "what the f*** is this?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Well played sir, well played. Lets go White Sox!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elrockinMT Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 I guess it was funny I don't know how else to take it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 WAS IT OVER WHEN OSAMA WAS SHOT IN THE FACE?!?! FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Kid Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 nicely done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Aug 5, 2011 -> 10:19 AM) Not to be a dick, but I don't see how this was funny. The whole time I was just thinking, "what the f*** is this?" Eh, it is a welcome change from the fire everyone stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elrockinMT Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Heh guys: It's still early. We have a chance still right? Hawk says we can still do something, but it is getting late he admits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanne Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 LOL...nice job Quin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshPR Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 It was cool, very creative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Aug 5, 2011 -> 10:19 AM) Not to be a dick, but I don't see how this was funny. The whole time I was just thinking, "what the f*** is this?" QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 5, 2011 -> 12:16 PM) Eh, it is a welcome change from the fire everyone stuff. ^^^ What 2k5 said. It seems the past few days we've had to fight for the sites reputation, watch a deadline go by, Ozzie call us idiots, etc. I felt like something different would help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Gotcha. I thought I was just missing the joke or references. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Aug 5, 2011 -> 02:55 PM) Gotcha. I thought I was just missing the joke or references. The only jokes we're "It's not the Twins beating us" "Adam Dunn is a disappointment" "Alex Rios is gonna try 100% guys, I swear" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitekrazy Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 QUOTE (elrockinMT @ Aug 5, 2011 -> 12:52 PM) Heh guys: It's still early. We have a chance still right? Hawk says we can still do something, but it is getting late he admits Yeah...like take an interest in another team. They boys in my neck of the woods (or desert) are in a race and they are doing it with former Sox farmhands. If the Sox don't win this division I hope it's the Indians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChrisSamsa Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 QUOTE (kitekrazy @ Aug 5, 2011 -> 03:10 PM) Yeah...like take an interest in another team. They boys in my neck of the woods (or desert) are in a race and they are doing it with former Sox farmhands. If the Sox don't win this division I hope it's the Indians. The Pirates were my distraction until they started sucking it up recently too.. I'm down to only having hope in the Brewers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliSoxFanViaSWside Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Aug 5, 2011 -> 12:55 PM) Gotcha. I thought I was just missing the joke or references. Missing the jokes or references ? It's the annual Animal House speech with a few twists. I liked it but I'm a huge Animal House fan so I'll never get tired of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigEdWalsh Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 I have avoided Soxtalk and the White Sox all day. Didn't see the game, but love the outcome. And this thread.....Classic! Well done Quin!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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