winninguglyin83 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 First comedian Stephen Colbert took a shot at Adam Dunn. http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-r...-in--60-seconds Now it is The Onion, which reported yesterday that Major League Baseball has decided that Adam Dunn no longer meets the minimum requirements to be considered a major-league baseball player. Dunn celebrated the decision by knocking his .163 average down to .161. http://www.theonion.com/articles/with-163-...idered-a,21121/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg775 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 If he goes oh-for-April and May next year again I sure hope he retires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winninguglyin83 Posted August 12, 2011 Author Share Posted August 12, 2011 how about o-for-the rest of August and September. I don't know about retiring, but he should offer Chairman Reinsdorf a rebate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Love the onion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingandalongonetoleft Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Over the years I've come to the realization that onions are one of the best toppings on a pizza. Combine them with sausage, pepperoni, and mushroom. People have written poems about how beautiful that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elrockinMT Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 QUOTE (greg775 @ Aug 12, 2011 -> 10:38 PM) If he goes oh-for-April and May next year again I sure hope he retires. He will work out over the winte and hit 45 homers in 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxfan101 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 QUOTE (elrockinMT @ Aug 12, 2011 -> 10:49 PM) He will work out over the winte and hit 45 homers in 2012 :lolhitting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg775 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Our offense stunk tonight even with Dunn on the bench. That's pretty crazy. Too bad Lilly didn't light into a couple pitches with that uppercut of his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chetkincaid Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I wonder if he's going to report to spring training about 40 lbs lighter? If he shows up fat again and he goes 0 for April and May, everyone will know that he doesn't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg775 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 QUOTE (Chet Kincaid @ Aug 13, 2011 -> 02:32 PM) I wonder if he's going to report to spring training about 40 lbs lighter? If he shows up fat again and he goes 0 for April and May, everyone will know that he doesn't care. Great point. If he's the same Dunn I don't see how he can't be urged by his loved ones to retire. Is he married with kids? Can he take the abuse/national ridicule one more year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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